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Garfield on 1st December 1999
1st December 1999

Let's play "Find the Donut!" - - Some days I hate you. All right, I'll give you a hint.

Garfield on 2nd December 1999
2nd December 1999

Will you stop staring at my food?! - - STOP IT! Not even a forlorn glance?

Garfield on 3rd December 1999
3rd December 1999

My name is Stephano. I am very rich and macho. tick tick tick - Anyone want to chat? tick tick tick - Whoa... Nobody can empty a chat room like Stephano.

Garfield on 4th December 1999
4th December 1999

I have places to go and things to do! - I have no place to go and nothing to do. - I'm running late! I'm right on schedule.

Garfield on 5th December 1999
5th December 1999

Who? Me?! - Who?......me? - Who? ME?! - WHO?! Meeeee? - Whooo? Me? Who? Meeeee?! Who?! Me?! - He what? - GARFIELD! Show time.

Garfield on 6th December 1999
6th December 1999

Ahem. - stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp - Yes, I'm aware of how many daysit is till Christmas. Well, let's get cracking!

Garfield on 7th December 1999
7th December 1999

Pooky, Christmas is coming! - - He's containing his excitement.

Garfield on 8th December 1999
8th December 1999

Christmas is just around the corner, Odie! - -

Garfield on 9th December 1999
9th December 1999

of the dork.

Garfield on 10th December 1999
10th December 1999

"Dear son, happy holidays from the farm. So much has been happening here..." - "The mare had a foal, the sow had a litter, and the chicken had a stroke..." - "...she was sure tasty, though". I'm starting to enjoy these letters from home.

Garfield on 11th December 1999
11th December 1999

May I borrow three marshmallows? Sure. - - GARFIELD!

Garfield on 12th December 1999
12th December 1999

tikka tic - A SAINT!!! Oh, PLEASE. It necer hurts to pad your resume.

Garfield on 13th December 1999
13th December 1999

Santa Claus isn't stupid, you know! - I'd think twice before sending him that letter about how good you were this year! - Maybe I should take out that part about winning the nobel peace prize. Really?! Can I shake your hand?

Garfield on 14th December 1999
14th December 1999

The All-Cat Channel now returns to: - "Snowball, the Cat Who Slept Through Christmas". - What's on? Z - Some movie based on a true story.

Garfield on 15th December 1999
15th December 1999

No exact change? ...awww, go on through! - On donner! On blitzen! - We will return to "Melvin Weederpate, the Toll Booth Guy who Saved Christmas". This is getting out of hand.

Garfield on 16th December 1999
16th December 1999

save Cybil?

Garfield on 17th December 1999
17th December 1999

Hi, Grandma? It's Jon, calling to wish you happy holidays! - Grandma? GANDMA?! CAN YOU HEAR M-... O.K., I'LL WAIT!! - Turning her hearing aid? Turning down the heavy metal CD on her stereo.

Garfield on 18th December 1999
18th December 1999

I love the holidays. - And I found the cutest Christmas decorations! - Now, go stand on on the roof. Guess who's getting a rat in his stocking this year?

Garfield on 19th December 1999
19th December 1999

- - Oh, no...forget that! - You ain't kissin' ME under the mistletoe, pal! - SLUUURRRP!

Garfield on 20th December 1999
20th December 1999

- - Okay! OKay! We'll go buy a Christmas tree!

Garfield on 21st December 1999
21st December 1999

Time me! - UNNGH! THUMP! OW! GAAH! DONK! WONK! NYAAHH! CRUNCH DOINK! TWIST - The tree is up! Six hours, thirty-two minutes and sventeen seconds...a new record!

Garfield on 22nd December 1999
22nd December 1999

Hello, tree! - Long time, no see! - Hugging th tree again? You're just jealous.

Garfield on 23rd December 1999
23rd December 1999

O.K., the lights are up, the tree is up, the cards have been mailed, and the presents are wrapped. - Let's see...what else needs to be don- smack - Oh yeah...bake the cookies. Where ARE your priorities, man?!

Garfield on 24th December 1999
24th December 1999

- Any sign of him? Not yet. - We ordered pizza.

Garfield on 25th December 1999
25th December 1999

Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - C'mere, you. Merry Christmas!

Garfield on 26th December 1999
26th December 1999

bip boop bip beep - Hi, Barbara, it's Jon Arbuckle... - hOW'd - ...you like to go... - OUtwith me - new yEARs EEEve? - Stop pinching me!! That was fun! Call someone else.

Garfield on 27th December 1999
27th December 1999

I don't know, Garfield... - I still say someone switched the gift tags. Nonsense. - That flea collar is for you.

Garfield on 28th December 1999
28th December 1999

Hi, Lisa, it's Jon Arbuckle... - I have two tickets to the polka joe concert at the Bowl-O-Rama for this new year's eve. Care to join me? - I just learned three new words. Unsuitable for a comic strip, no doubt.

Garfield on 29th December 1999
29th December 1999

No, no, I understand completely, Patti. - Some other new year's eve, perhaps. - She hat to stay home to floss her otter. Trusting soul, or blooming idiot? You make the call.

Garfield on 30th December 1999
30th December 1999

Beth, sweetie, how'd you like to go out with the one and only MEEE on new year's eve? - - Ever laugh so hard you choke? Oh, I've hacked up a hairball or two...

Garfield on 31st December 1999
31st December 1999

Testing: one...two... - BLAAT! - New year's eve sound check. Come closer...

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