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Garfield on 1st August 1999
1st August 1999

DING-DONG ** Mrs. Feeny is at the door. She claims you epoxied her weimaraner to a cross-town bus. Is this true? No! I swear!

Garfield on 2nd August 1999
2nd August 1999

Respect is an important part of a pet-owner relationship, Garfield. Wouldn't you agree? Perhaps you wouldn't.

Garfield on 3rd August 1999
3rd August 1999

Gee, I didn't know we had any of those flavored coffees. I found your cough drop. sniff

Garfield on 4th August 1999
4th August 1999

Looky, Garfield! Looky! Looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky, Hello, doctor? Could you reboove a rubber bouse frub by dose? One "lloky" too many.

Garfield on 5th August 1999
5th August 1999

You missed a spot. Work, work, work, work, work, work, work!

Garfield on 6th August 1999
6th August 1999

Mr. Smith, I'm calling to ask permission to marry your daughter. No, we haven't had a date yet...dad. That's rather unkind, Mr. Smith. We like to alienate the entire family.

Garfield on 7th August 1999
7th August 1999

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Usually you let the seeds grow, and then you eat the plant. I'm not a spatient as I used to be.

Garfield on 8th August 1999
8th August 1999

Garfield on 9th August 1999
9th August 1999

Many viewers are asking: "Can television sink any lower?" Let's find out! All right!

Garfield on 10th August 1999
10th August 1999

Welcome to "Scary Theater". Tonight's feature: "The Cat Who Shed on the Furniture". What's so scary about AIEEEE!

Garfield on 11th August 1999
11th August 1999

Sorry, kids, but Binky the Clown isn't feeling well today. Filling in for him is his brother...Mel the Accountant! Today we'll be discussing the importance of saving receipts... Sounds funny coming from a guy in a gree wig.

Garfield on 12th August 1999
12th August 1999

Mr. Smith, you say you can communicate with plants? That's right. Hello, Mr. Plant, how are you? I am fine, Mr. Smith. Hey! I saw your lips move! 149 channels to go.

Garfield on 13th August 1999
13th August 1999

A report states television viewing destroys brain cells. Let me repeat that for our frequent viewers. TV...duh! I am highly offended.

Garfield on 14th August 1999
14th August 1999

Hey, handsome, how's your aftershave? C'mere...come closer...closer... Uh...that's close enough, dork boy. Et tu, TV?

Garfield on 15th August 1999
15th August 1999

I'm bored. I have gum and a potted plant stuck on my head. A meteorite just crushed my car. And there's a gian gorilla on the roof... ...swatting at airplanes. You have gum?

Garfield on 16th August 1999
16th August 1999

Jon says gluttony will kill me. That was true of my uncle Morty. He tried to take a papaya from a silverback gorilla.

Garfield on 17th August 1999
17th August 1999

Odie has a personality all his own! Nobody else wanted it.

Garfield on 18th August 1999
18th August 1999

I wish you wouldn't attack the mailman. YAAHH!! HELP! HELLLlllp And while I'm at it, I also wish I had a million dollars and a new car.

Garfield on 19th August 1999
19th August 1999

I warned you about laziness, Garfield. You can't just lie around all day. You gotta be alert. Just open the bag.

Garfield on 20th August 1999
20th August 1999

You WOULD like to go to a movie?! With me?! Rats. You had to press it, didn't you?

Garfield on 21st August 1999
21st August 1999

IT'S TIME TO GET UP, GARFIELD! Excellent, Jon! You've never yelled better! Z

Garfield on 22nd August 1999
22nd August 1999

Is that it? Is that the best you can do?! That was nothin'! Come on! Gimme your best shot! Better.

Garfield on 23rd August 1999
23rd August 1999

Garfield, we have a mouse problem. Oh, you can't see them, but they're here. I can sense it. Cool it, guys.

Garfield on 24th August 1999
24th August 1999

I had a dream that you caught a mouse. Sounds silly, doesn't it? Not at all. I have dreams all the time.

Garfield on 25th August 1999
25th August 1999

Go, Garfield, go! All right! Beat him to the last cookie!

Garfield on 26th August 1999
26th August 1999

That's it! If I see one more mouse around here, you're grounded! Let me rephrase that. No, no, I LIKE the concept!

Garfield on 27th August 1999
27th August 1999

The mice are out of hand, Garfield! And that upsets me! Okay, everybody, group hug! Group hug!

Garfield on 28th August 1999
28th August 1999

I'm moving out. You're going to be proud of me! Much better.

Garfield on 29th August 1999
29th August 1999

BZZZzzzzzzzz Darn ol' fly. BZZZzzzzz ZZZZ... CLAP! Got him! BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZ That's no ordinary fly. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ YAAAAHHH! That's a fly fueled with my coffee!

Garfield on 30th August 1999
30th August 1999

Let's think happy thoughts! All right. Aren't you thinking happy thoughts? I'm not letting my face know.

Garfield on 31st August 1999
31st August 1999

Hi'ya, Odie! Thanks a lot!

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