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Garfield on 1st April 1999
1st April 1999

I made out my will, Garfield. Can I have the fridge? I want to be cremated... And have my ashes spread over my accordion. Oh, but we'll be creamting your accordion as well.

Garfield on 2nd April 1999
2nd April 1999

Will Jon come up with something to do this weekend? The crowd is on the edge of their seats... POLKA! Single file...exit to the left.

Garfield on 3rd April 1999
3rd April 1999

Your shoes are on your knees, Jon.

Garfield on 4th April 1999
4th April 1999

Round table.

Garfield on 5th April 1999
5th April 1999

Uh-oh. I can feel it coming. It's gonna be a... bad hair day.

Garfield on 6th April 1999
6th April 1999

I sleep a lot. Sometimes I don't know if I'm awake or dreaming. And then sometimes I get a little hint.

Garfield on 7th April 1999
7th April 1999

You know, there are times when I honestly feel you don't respect me. HUHHH Take now for an instance.

Garfield on 8th April 1999
8th April 1999

Look, Garfield! A chest hair! Are you sure? Only REAL men have chest hair...virile, rugged men... I feel thet's just a piece of lint. OWIEEE Who, it IS a hair.

Garfield on 9th April 1999
9th April 1999

Garfield, the weekend has officially started! Yup, we are now one minute into the weekend. Wake me when it's over.

Garfield on 10th April 1999
10th April 1999

I'm off to conquer the world! Maybe the world is this way. I wouldn't know.

Garfield on 11th April 1999
11th April 1999

tap tap pat pat pat BURP Mint? Why, thank you. You know, if you're not careful, you're going to spoil me.

Garfield on 12th April 1999
12th April 1999

This isn't water... This is COOKING OIL! So much for sparrow fondue.

Garfield on 13th April 1999
13th April 1999

I'm going to stand motionless in the backyard. Until lunch. If you know what I mean. Get back here!

Garfield on 14th April 1999
14th April 1999

I may look like a cat, but I'm actually a REALLY big sparrow. We must do a worm sometime.

Garfield on 15th April 1999
15th April 1999

CHOMP Hey! Where's my rubber ducky?!

Garfield on 16th April 1999
16th April 1999

Mrs. Feeney, I may have a clue to the fate of "Mister Sweetywings".

Garfield on 17th April 1999
17th April 1999

May I please eat you for lunch? No, you may not. Civilty is overrated.

Garfield on 18th April 1999
18th April 1999

Yeees! The ice cubes have hardened! Garfield! How many times have I told you never to make eye contact with tha tman?!

Garfield on 19th April 1999
19th April 1999

I'm in good mood. I wonder if I'm up to something?

Garfield on 20th April 1999
20th April 1999

Starting contest! At each other, you idiot!

Garfield on 21st April 1999
21st April 1999

That's odd. Ever have deja vu? No. That's ood.

Garfield on 22nd April 1999
22nd April 1999

My future is looking bright! CRAMP! CRAMP! Has the future started yet?

Garfield on 23rd April 1999
23rd April 1999

Ever hear one of those voices inside you, Garfield? A voice telling you to do something wild and crazy?... I'm putting on a kilt! Obeying his inner nerd.

Garfield on 24th April 1999
24th April 1999

Jon isn't speking to me. I think. I'm not listening to him.

Garfield on 25th April 1999
25th April 1999

Garfield on 26th April 1999
26th April 1999

Catch the cat! Catch the cat! Say, isn't that a tail? Catch the tail! Catch the tail! Dogs...you gotta love 'em.

Garfield on 27th April 1999
27th April 1999

Beware Of Dog What's this? This sign is past its expiration date. Hi!

Garfield on 28th April 1999
28th April 1999

What a pathetic excuse for a dog! Grrr Check that...

Garfield on 29th April 1999
29th April 1999

Hey, dog. Your x-rays are back. See that tiny dot? That's your brain. Why can't we all just learn to laugh at ourselves?!

Garfield on 30th April 1999
30th April 1999

Beware of Insulting Dog. I wonder what that means? Excuse me, SIR. When is the litter due? Ahhh.

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