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Garfield on 1st September 1998
1st September 1998

Question, Garfield. Shoot. Did you take my butterscotch flounder souffle? Nope. I just borrowed it.

Garfield on 2nd September 1998
2nd September 1998

Nothing brightens a room better than flowers. Have you tried turning on the light?

Garfield on 3rd September 1998
3rd September 1998

I wish I had a motto. That's it! "I wish I had a motto". Catchy.

Garfield on 4th September 1998
4th September 1998

Don't throw that brick at me. No problem. And don't drop it on my foot. NOW we have a problem.

Garfield on 5th September 1998
5th September 1998

I worked hard all day and now I'm tired. Poor Jon. You know, it's possible to get tired without all that hard work.

Garfield on 6th September 1998
6th September 1998

ALL RIGHT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! At the moment, making you nuts.

Garfield on 7th September 1998
7th September 1998

Just look at you. Life is passing you by, Garfield. Make sure it shuts the door on the way out.

Garfield on 8th September 1998
8th September 1998

FIRE! -

Garfield on 9th September 1998
9th September 1998

Every cat has two sides...lazy and spunky. Sadly, "spunky" is no longer with us.

Garfield on 10th September 1998
10th September 1998

You haven't moved for hours. At least give me a sign that you're still breathing. Z

Garfield on 11th September 1998
11th September 1998

Garfield, why don't you get up and do something?! YAAHH! Don't ever do that again! I can't win.

Garfield on 12th September 1998
12th September 1998

squeek squeek I get it! Ha, ha, ha!

Garfield on 13th September 1998
13th September 1998

Garfield on 14th September 1998
14th September 1998

I have something for you, Garfield. It's the Golden Slop Through Award! Congratulations. I'd like to thank all the little slobs.

Garfield on 15th September 1998
15th September 1998

Odie was chasing his tail. * Now he's trying to lull it into a false sense of security.

Garfield on 16th September 1998
16th September 1998

I've just been talking to this tree stump. It's better company than you are. You two have more in common.

Garfield on 17th September 1998
17th September 1998

I'm wearing a new cologne, Garfield. It's called "Canadian Love Call". They say it really, really works. But, did you read the fine print?

Garfield on 18th September 1998
18th September 1998

I think I'll take a walk. Me too. Well, let's go. I thought we were just thinking it.

Garfield on 19th September 1998
19th September 1998

No, I understand...get well soon. Ever girl I've asked out is sick. What a coincidence. The lights are on, but nobody's home.

Garfield on 20th September 1998
20th September 1998

Where is he? Gaaar-field! GARFIELD! GAAR-FIELD! Do I hear a "pleeeeease"? pant pant pant

Garfield on 21st September 1998
21st September 1998

I'm going out into the woods to commune with nature! Are you coming along? That won't be necessary. I'm sending nature a postcard.

Garfield on 22nd September 1998
22nd September 1998

Would you like to go on a nature hike? Couldn't we get flowered wallpaper instead?

Garfield on 23rd September 1998
23rd September 1998

Garfield, we're going outside. No way. We'll walk in the woods. I SAID I'm not going. We're going bird watching. I'll get my dart gun.

Garfield on 24th September 1998
24th September 1998

Hello, good-looking. She called me good-looking! Hello, good-looking. Now she's talking to a tree.

Garfield on 25th September 1998
25th September 1998

Look over there, Jon! As you can see, there are cats much fatter than I am. Oink. I'm sure he meant to say "meow".

Garfield on 26th September 1998
26th September 1998

You can't improve on nature. You're right, Jon. Unless we put a hot dog stand right over there.

Garfield on 27th September 1998
27th September 1998

Uh, Garfield... Uh-oh, he suspects something. Quick, do something cat-like and endearing to distract him. pssst pssst MEYOOO I still smell meatloaf.

Garfield on 28th September 1998
28th September 1998

"My Owner's A Dork"? That has better be a TEMPORARY tattoo!

Garfield on 29th September 1998
29th September 1998

Boys, I think it's time for a hug. That's the way.

Garfield on 30th September 1998
30th September 1998

Sigh... Only Jon would carry around the picture of the girl that came with the wallet.

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