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Garfield on 1st October 1998
1st October 1998

I'm contemplating my place in the universe. May I use that line next time I'M goofing off?

Garfield on 2nd October 1998
2nd October 1998

You don't want to go out tonight? How about I come over and serenade you? I thought bazookas were illegal. Aim for the banjo, lady!

Garfield on 3rd October 1998
3rd October 1998

Good night, alarm clock! I'll see you in the morning! Me and Mr. Mallet I'll be sleeping in.

Garfield on 4th October 1998
4th October 1998

SMACK! The simple pleasures are the best ones.

Garfield on 5th October 1998
5th October 1998

Chase that mouse! Jon wants me to chase you. Tough. Well?! How do I get into these things? Tell him mice have rights! smack!

Garfield on 6th October 1998
6th October 1998

veeeeeeee ....gggrrrrrrr How come WE don't have an electric coffee grinder?!

Garfield on 7th October 1998
7th October 1998

An invisible mouse! Cats are so strange. You said it, pal.

Garfield on 8th October 1998
8th October 1998

nok nok Mouse...you home? Yeah, I'm down in the cellar. Cellar? -

Garfield on 9th October 1998
9th October 1998

Wow. Yeah. What a view! Sir, would you mind? Sigh click

Garfield on 10th October 1998
10th October 1998

There's no peace around here. You wake up from a nice nap. And somebody's teased your tail. hee hee hee

Garfield on 11th October 1998
11th October 1998

I'm giving the bride away. GARFIELD!

Garfield on 12th October 1998
12th October 1998

Let's have som efun! Any ideas? Oh, I thought this was it.

Garfield on 13th October 1998
13th October 1998

Odie, you shouldn't stand so near the edge! PUSH You'll be much safer down there.

Garfield on 14th October 1998
14th October 1998

RING! Hello? No, this isn't Zontar, King of the Pig People. Strange call. No time to visit. I'm headed to my lodge meeting.

Garfield on 15th October 1998
15th October 1998

I got a letter form my brother. It's in secret code, just like when we were kids. What's it say? "Whoever reads this is a poo-poo head". They've come so far.

Garfield on 16th October 1998
16th October 1998

I now have an answering machine, an E-Mail address... ...a cel phone, AND a pager... For anyone who wants me. Jon, there's a fatal flaw in you premise, here.

Garfield on 17th October 1998
17th October 1998

If you wad up a whole bunch of donuts into one clump, it's like you're not having very many! Jon, can you help me pick this up?

Garfield on 18th October 1998
18th October 1998

Garfield on 19th October 1998
19th October 1998

Someday, instead of just sitting there... You'll all be interacting with your televisions! Who came up with that stupid idea?

Garfield on 20th October 1998
20th October 1998

The All-Cat Channel presents "Cooking with Catnip". And now your host, chef Fluffy WHOOO-PEEE! I think Chef Fluffy's been raiding the ol' pantry.

Garfield on 21st October 1998
21st October 1998

Welcome to "Moo Like Fred". Moo moo moo moo click You gotta be kidding! Welcome to "Cluck like Chuck".

Garfield on 22nd October 1998
22nd October 1998

The All-Cat News Channel presents... Tonight's round table debate... "Liver or Tuna?" Ooo, this could get ugly.

Garfield on 23rd October 1998
23rd October 1998

Garfield on 24th October 1998
24th October 1998

You think you're so big and bad...that remote control doesn't scare me! Oh, yeah? Well, then how about... This?! A BOOK! YAAAHHH!

Garfield on 25th October 1998
25th October 1998

sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep STOMP Oh, where's the compassion?! You want compassion? Rent "Bambi"!

Garfield on 26th October 1998
26th October 1998

Welcome, spider, to my humble home. Why, thank you! kick back and relax, my friend. Hey! You're not the big fat jerk the other spiders say you are! Oh, and sign our guest book. WHAP

Garfield on 27th October 1998
27th October 1998

Nothing exciting ever happens to me. SMACK Not that that's a bad thing.

Garfield on 28th October 1998
28th October 1998

Let's be friends! Okay. SMACK! That's how I treat my friends, pal.

Garfield on 29th October 1998
29th October 1998

Boo! YAAAHH! Where's my fly? I owe you.

Garfield on 30th October 1998
30th October 1998

I'm back! SMACK! Did you mis sme? Believe it or not, no.

Garfield on 31st October 1998
31st October 1998

Somebody close that window!

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