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Garfield on 1st November 1998
1st November 1998

Garfield on 2nd November 1998
2nd November 1998

hic hic hic hic hic hic HICCITTY HICCITTY HICEY-HICKEY HUC-HUC HUC HUC ICCITTY HUC HUC HUC HUC ICCITTY Freestyle hiccupping.

Garfield on 3rd November 1998
3rd November 1998

They say scaring a person cures the hiccups. hic hic hic hic BOO! HIC

Garfield on 4th November 1998
4th November 1998

I'm sick of these hiccups...I wish they'd just disappear. hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic I'm sick of this dog...

Garfield on 5th November 1998
5th November 1998

I wonder if getting a tattoo would make me more macho? A tattoo? Aren't you the guy who screams when he clips his toenails?

Garfield on 6th November 1998
6th November 1998

Dull, dull, dull. This isn't a hat! It's a beehive! Weird, weird, weird.

Garfield on 7th November 1998
7th November 1998

My date hit me on the head with her purse. Not hard, though. And it was sort of a glancing blow... Do I hear wedding bells?

Garfield on 8th November 1998
8th November 1998

Garfield on 9th November 1998
9th November 1998

Second, third, fourth... Cute, cute, cute... Fifth, sixth... Cute, cute... Seventh grade... WHOA!

Garfield on 10th November 1998
10th November 1998

That's Mary and Denny and me. They were elected king and queen of the prom. I was the court jester. Sir Dweeb.

Garfield on 11th November 1998
11th November 1998

Lorna Grubsky, my school sweetheart. Her parents ended our relationship. They said I would grow up to be dull. The Grubskys were prophets.

Garfield on 12th November 1998
12th November 1998

Looking at this old photo album sure makes me nostalgic, Garfield. Sigh. I'll call her "Cousin Suzy". I hate it when he goes to rummage sales.

Garfield on 13th November 1998
13th November 1998

See the cow. See the cow being milked. Now what have you learned? Steak comes with a free beverage?

Garfield on 14th November 1998
14th November 1998

I wonder if time travel will ever be possible. I hope so. Then I'll be able to come back and avoid this conversation.

Garfield on 15th November 1998
15th November 1998

Garfield on 16th November 1998
16th November 1998

I feel creative today. Yup, I feel the need to express myself. But I can't do that now, can I?! I ate his paste.

Garfield on 17th November 1998
17th November 1998

It's "National Pretend-You're-Not-Stupid Day".

Garfield on 18th November 1998
18th November 1998

When Jon has a bad hair day, he wears a hat. Must be having a bad FACE day.

Garfield on 19th November 1998
19th November 1998

We should be thankful for this meal. Some of us should, anyway.

Garfield on 20th November 1998
20th November 1998

Must you watch while I eat? You call that eating?! Your chewing rhythm is way out of sync! Go away. No, no! The fork angle is all wrong!

Garfield on 21st November 1998
21st November 1998

Garfield, it's not fair that I sit here tonight... And out there are thousands of women... Who will never know the thrill of my company. Unfair yet merciful.

Garfield on 22nd November 1998
22nd November 1998

I'm going to the kitchen. Want me to bring you anything? Uh...no thanks. sklish sklish sklish BURP sklish sklish sklish sklish I think I just had an out-of-stomach experience. Hey! Where's the olive loaf?!

Garfield on 23rd November 1998
23rd November 1998

Hello, scale. Greetings, you chubbiness! It's that time of year again. Time to rotate your cellulite? Time to change your batteries. Hey there, Skinny!

Garfield on 24th November 1998
24th November 1998

AWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW ? WWWWWWWWWWW

Garfield on 25th November 1998
25th November 1998

Weight? Sure. Fat. Rats. Same ol' Same ol'

Garfield on 26th November 1998
26th November 1998

STOMP! Ow, and ick.

Garfield on 27th November 1998
27th November 1998

AIE-YI-YI! WHOO-EEE! WHOA, MOMMA! Get me a hammer.

Garfield on 28th November 1998
28th November 1998

Shields are down forty percent, captain! Hull breach on decks four and five! I hate you. Man the escape pods...I repeat...

Garfield on 29th November 1998
29th November 1998

Oh, no... bzzzzz zzzzzz Land. zzzzzz Land, land, land, land... Land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land... zzzt Cough zzzzz -

Garfield on 30th November 1998
30th November 1998

Cats are mysterious creatures. squeak squeak And scary.

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