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Garfield on 1st May 1998
1st May 1998

TWANG! THOT! Ha! Missed again! That's four! Now it's my turn to be William Tell. Ahhhh, friday night.

Garfield on 2nd May 1998
2nd May 1998

plip bzzzzzzzz Fly paper.

Garfield on 3rd May 1998
3rd May 1998

Garfield on 4th May 1998
4th May 1998

This is my new college intern, Biff. Is there something I should be doing? You've got a lot to learn about being a cat, Biff.

Garfield on 5th May 1998
5th May 1998

Okay, college intern Biff, do you know what a cat is supposed to do with a ball of yarn? Knit a sweater and sell it to buy food? Wow, and I was just guessing. I'm starting to like this kid.

Garfield on 6th May 1998
6th May 1998

Remember, Biff, a cat can't do too little. I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. Attaboy.

Garfield on 7th May 1998
7th May 1998

What should I do now, sir? Go practice your menacing glare. I'll get right on it, sir. You do that. Who are you, and what do you want? Fear me, sir.

Garfield on 8th May 1998
8th May 1998

Ah, the fragile fluorescent butterfly... What can be said about the beautiful butterfly? Tastes like chicken?

Garfield on 9th May 1998
9th May 1998

I'm expecting an important call. Dinner! Bingo!

Garfield on 10th May 1998
10th May 1998

Okay, how many cards? Three. ...and the dealer takes one. I'll be two... Call, and raise. I'll yell at him after he stops winning.

Garfield on 11th May 1998
11th May 1998

schlurp ZOING Just how many scoops did you use?! Scoops?

Garfield on 12th May 1998
12th May 1998

Thanks for the use of your pen. Too bad it ran out of ink. -

Garfield on 13th May 1998
13th May 1998

One minute I'm freezing, the next I'm burning up. I think I'll go lie down. Fun with the thermostat.

Garfield on 14th May 1998
14th May 1998

What happened to that last piece of pie I was saving? You're cute when you're stupid. pat pat

Garfield on 15th May 1998
15th May 1998

Well, it's friday night and Jon doesn't have a date. Know why? Do there wax lips make me look sexier? Duh...

Garfield on 16th May 1998
16th May 1998

Nothing lasts forever. Except whatever is in the back of the refrigerator.

Garfield on 17th May 1998
17th May 1998

I hear footsteps. Here comes the cat. Hey, fatso! We're not afraid of you! We've got you outnumbered! United we stand! Right, pal? bzzzzzzzing! Pal? SMACK! You all right? Go fly into a windshield.

Garfield on 18th May 1998
18th May 1998

Garfield, all you think about is food. Me, I'm reading a book. "Moby Dick". We're out of Tartar Sauce.

Garfield on 19th May 1998
19th May 1998

I don't want to be disturbed. You got it. I'll stand lookout.

Garfield on 20th May 1998
20th May 1998

The ghost crept closer and closer... Suddenly, it...GRABBED HIM! AIEEE! That part always scares him.

Garfield on 21st May 1998
21st May 1998

This book is about a very brave man. He can't be braver than you, Jon. My dinner is five minutes late.

Garfield on 22nd May 1998
22nd May 1998

This was our annual school pageant. "A salute to area livestock growers". I was the happy pig boy. He tells people these things.

Garfield on 23rd May 1998
23rd May 1998

Here's a cat who can predict earthquakes. Why can't you do something like that? I once slept through an earthquake.

Garfield on 24th May 1998
24th May 1998

shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle ZZZT Hee hee hee. shuffle shuffle shuffle STOMP

Garfield on 25th May 1998
25th May 1998

RING! Whew! There's nothing worse than waking up from a bad dream. RIINNG Unless it's waking up to a bad reality.

Garfield on 26th May 1998
26th May 1998

The tail bone's connected to the face bone.

Garfield on 27th May 1998
27th May 1998

You know, Garfield...I'm not your butler. I know. Butlers get paid.

Garfield on 28th May 1998
28th May 1998

BARK BARK BARK BARK Is that all you can do? * A little black dog sat on the porch and Bingo was his name... * If I let him bite me, maybe he'll quit.

Garfield on 29th May 1998
29th May 1998

Hiya, fatboy! STOMP! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hiya, lefty.

Garfield on 30th May 1998
30th May 1998

I'm going to climb up on the roof to replace a shingle. Wanna help? Sure. I'll call the ambulance.

Garfield on 31st May 1998
31st May 1998

clac clac clac Ah. AH AH! chew chew chew

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