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Garfield on 1st June 1998
1st June 1998

On with the show! Off with the show!

Garfield on 2nd June 1998
2nd June 1998

You're my kind of crowd! One with a lousy aim!

Garfield on 3rd June 1998
3rd June 1998

Are there any requests? Yeah, hit yourself in the face with a brick! Any requests from a non-dog?

Garfield on 4th June 1998
4th June 1998

Hey, you're a beautiful crowd! I love ya. I mean it. Oh. There you are.

Garfield on 5th June 1998
5th June 1998

The audience is gazing upon me with rapt attention! Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Or sleeping with their eyes open.

Garfield on 6th June 1998
6th June 1998

Thanks for coming! You've been a great crowd! Didn't wake up one.

Garfield on 7th June 1998
7th June 1998

Hear ye, knave! Grovel before the Mighty Rubber Chicken! Get lost! You have offended the chicken! I'm gonna burn that thing. His fate is sealed! Know the wrath of the chicken! WHACK! May I see that? The Mighty Chicken senseshostility!

Garfield on 8th June 1998
8th June 1998

You look cheerful this morning. I do? That's weird...I'm in a TERRIBLE mood... C'mon face...get with the program!

Garfield on 9th June 1998
9th June 1998

BEWARE OF THE SHAGGY DOG Ha! Ha! Ha! You look like a big, stupid mop! That IS a big, stupid mop.

Garfield on 10th June 1998
10th June 1998

I'm going to close my eyes, when I open them, I don't want to see your ugly face. If I laugh, I'll only encourage him...

Garfield on 11th June 1998
11th June 1998

Do you know what my dinner could use? More cat hair? Less cat hair! I figured it was one or the other.

Garfield on 12th June 1998
12th June 1998

I heard you've got a birthday coming up, cat. Yep. Number twenty. Want me to cut that up for you?

Garfield on 13th June 1998
13th June 1998

So you're gonna be twenty? I don't want to talk about it. Have you tried denial? What's so great about denial? Cheaper than wrinkle cream, pal. Go away.

Garfield on 14th June 1998
14th June 1998

All right! You don't have to remind me! I know I have a birthday coming!

Garfield on 15th June 1998
15th June 1998

You look down, cat. My birthday is coming up, scale. How many years? Twenty. Wow. Old AND fat.

Garfield on 16th June 1998
16th June 1998

Oh, great...just who I DON'T need to see. Why? If you must know, I'm having a birtday soon. I thought it smelled "old" in here. Where's Nermal? Out getting some fresh air.

Garfield on 17th June 1998
17th June 1998

You have to calm down, Garfield. You're obsessed with getting older. poink! A GREY HAIR! Welcome, brother. We've been expecting you.

Garfield on 18th June 1998
18th June 1998

Happy, birthday, cat! Here's your present. I wrapped it myself. So I see.

Garfield on 19th June 1998
19th June 1998

Well, it's time to look back, and take stock... Time to count my blessings... Happy 20th birthday, Garfield! Time to start lying about my age.

Garfield on 20th June 1998
20th June 1998

BEWARE OF THE DOG OUT OF ORDER

Garfield on 21st June 1998
21st June 1998

This is a dull day. WHO'S READY TO HAVE FUN? WE COULD SORT LAUNDRY! CLEAN OUT THAT AREA UNDER THE SINK! MAYBE EVEN TIE OLD NEWSPAPERS INTO A BUNDLE! And there's a lot to be said for dull.

Garfield on 22nd June 1998
22nd June 1998

I made your coffee the way you like it. Hang on. Okay, pour away.

Garfield on 23rd June 1998
23rd June 1998

KICK! qssssshhhhhhh Decoy. sssssss

Garfield on 24th June 1998
24th June 1998

I've been working to improve my memory. So, how's it going? I've been working to improve my memory. So, how's it going?

Garfield on 25th June 1998
25th June 1998

Today's the big, Garfield... Today we change the light bulb in the refrigerator! I'm masking my indifference with a veneer of detachment.

Garfield on 26th June 1998
26th June 1998

* RIIINNG May I speak to the moron of the house? Could you be more specific?

Garfield on 27th June 1998
27th June 1998

Even though I'm not very hungry, I guess I ought to eat a little something. CHOMP CHOMP GOBBLE SNARF GULP GULP GULP chomp Burp...just to keep up my strength.

Garfield on 28th June 1998
28th June 1998

BOOT! pssshhhh BOOT! Uh, Garfield?

Garfield on 29th June 1998
29th June 1998

click click click click click Rats! The channel changing button is stuck! click click click click click click click click click click sAAaaay....

Garfield on 30th June 1998
30th June 1998

The All-Cat Channel presents "The Budget Chef"! Today: How to make your rat last a whole week! That stew has whiskers. And only three grams of fat!

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