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Garfield on 1st February 1998
1st February 1998

Oh, Garfield. We need to talk.

Garfield on 2nd February 1998
2nd February 1998

Dark, rainy, depressing... We might as well go back to bed. I'm so happy I could cry.

Garfield on 3rd February 1998
3rd February 1998

Savoring the moment.

Garfield on 4th February 1998
4th February 1998

I wish Jon was here. I've had to annoy myself all day.

Garfield on 5th February 1998
5th February 1998

My grandfather was a wise man, Garfield. He put me on his knee and said, "Jon...! "You can't milk a dead cow." Sounds like gramps was a few corn dogs shy of a picnic.

Garfield on 6th February 1998
6th February 1998

I'll have a hamburger, fries and a chocolate milkshake. Yes, sir. What would you like, Garfield? One of those boxes, right next to my bed.!

Garfield on 7th February 1998
7th February 1998

Did you ever sneeze when you had a mouthful of crackers?

Garfield on 8th February 1998
8th February 1998

click John... Marsha... Oh, John. Oh, Marsha. John, John, John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. John, John, John John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. CLICK George... Shirley...

Garfield on 9th February 1998
9th February 1998

You know, Garfield... I like women who are impressed with my intellect. So you're saying you like really stupid women.

Garfield on 10th February 1998
10th February 1998

Hi, Tami, it's Jon Arbuckle. You're supposed to turn me down AFTER I ask you out. She wanted to get right to the good part.

Garfield on 11th February 1998
11th February 1998

So, Bernadette, how about dinner and a movie? ...lunch and a bike ride? A cookie and a crossword puzzle?! Toaster crumbs and a knock-knock joke?

Garfield on 12th February 1998
12th February 1998

beep boop beep Watch and learn, Garfield. Hi, Linda? It's Jon. Oh, PLEASE don't hang up on me! Oh, please oh please oh please oh PLEEEZE. Class dismissed.

Garfield on 13th February 1998
13th February 1998

You like your men to be macho? I'M macho! Except when I get the giggles. click. click

Garfield on 14th February 1998
14th February 1998

Have you seen the flowers I bought my date? Ate 'em. And the candy? Ate it. And jewelry? Hocked it. Bought more flowers and candy.

Garfield on 15th February 1998
15th February 1998

Z Garfield, wake up, time for bed. Z * SMACK

Garfield on 16th February 1998
16th February 1998

A foot of snow fell today. But, it was concentrated in a very small area. Figures.

Garfield on 17th February 1998
17th February 1998

Hot chocolate? Is it any wonder I keep him around?

Garfield on 18th February 1998
18th February 1998

zzzzzzz Know why cats love sliding on ice? SSSSHHHHHHH Built-in chains.

Garfield on 19th February 1998
19th February 1998

Garfield! Why is there a snowman in my bed?! Why, it must be his nap time.

Garfield on 20th February 1998
20th February 1998

pat pat pat Z

Garfield on 21st February 1998
21st February 1998

I'm very sorry. sir. Please apologize to little Timmy for me. It won't happen again. Oh, Garfield. About your hobby...

Garfield on 22nd February 1998
22nd February 1998

pat pat pat Hmmm... WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Can we talk? Can we talk?

Garfield on 23rd February 1998
23rd February 1998

* DING DONG Time for the mail. SPLOT GARFIELD! Would you like to sign for that, sir?

Garfield on 24th February 1998
24th February 1998

pat pat Poor Garfield. He doesn't stand a chance against me. For *I* have the element of surprise. He'll never know what hit him.

Garfield on 25th February 1998
25th February 1998

You throw that snowball at me, and you can kiss this dinner goodbye. KISS

Garfield on 26th February 1998
26th February 1998

SHOONK GAAAAHHHHHHH Two olives, a carrot, an ice cube tray, a little snow, and it's fun time.

Garfield on 27th February 1998
27th February 1998

Very cute. What do you call it? SPLOT A clever ruse.

Garfield on 28th February 1998
28th February 1998

I give up! YOu win the snowball fight! I'm no match for you...let's stop this right now! Okay. * TWANG Just give me a minutes to unhook my booby traps. SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT YAAAH!

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