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Garfield on 1st December 1998
1st December 1998

Odie is on the trail of whoever stole his food. - - I've been expecting you.

Garfield on 2nd December 1998
2nd December 1998

MEYARRRRP! - Cats can make some very strange sounds. - Combination meow, yawn and burp!

Garfield on 3rd December 1998
3rd December 1998

? - Christmas is coming. -

Garfield on 4th December 1998
4th December 1998

Dear Santa, I am writing this for my cat. - He would like you to bring him ten thousand pizzas. Anything else? - And an antacid table.

Garfield on 5th December 1998
5th December 1998

- You ate the ENTIRE BOWL of hard candy?! - rattle rattle rattle.

Garfield on 6th December 1998
6th December 1998

? - Okay, here we go....aaannnd... - CRAAASH! - Okay, okay, I know what I did wrong...let's try that again... - WHUMP! KSSSHH! - All right, wise guy...you're gonna stand up or else!! - FUMP CRASH! AAARRRGGHH Christmas tree: 3 Jon: 0

Garfield on 7th December 1998
7th December 1998

Merry Christmas, son. Love, mom and dad. - And the cow, and the chicken, and the horse... - ...and the pig, and the other cow... Wake me when you get past the bull.

Garfield on 8th December 1998
8th December 1998

slam! - That gift-wrapping girl down at the mall sure was cute. Did you talk to her? - He talked to her.

Garfield on 9th December 1998
9th December 1998

Merry Christmas, you cappucino-sippin', biscotti-munchin'.... - soft-bellied, city-boy sissy. - Love, Doc Boy. Nothin' like a brother.

Garfield on 10th December 1998
10th December 1998

And now back to "Bartholomew, the Centipede Who Saved Christmas". - ** - That is A LOT of snowshoes.

Garfield on 11th December 1998
11th December 1998

Sigh... - I just can't seem to get into the holiday mood. - I did it again. NOW I feel Christmasy.

Garfield on 12th December 1998
12th December 1998

Rats! THUNK OW! K-K-K-K-K WOOAAHH - CRAAASSSHH! tinkle tinkle tinkle - Decorating has begun. ZZZT! YAAHH!

Garfield on 13th December 1998
13th December 1998

- Almost done decorating, boys. - All that's left is to put on the star. - - AAAAA!! - What happened to the top of the tree?! -

Garfield on 14th December 1998
14th December 1998

The lights are up! - The switch is thrown! - The fuse is blown. And the tradition lives on.

Garfield on 15th December 1998
15th December 1998

I saw a real cute girl at the mall standing under mistletoe, so I kissed her. - But it was a mannequin. - Did you know their heads pop right off. So, are you seeing her again?

Garfield on 16th December 1998
16th December 1998

So, spider, do you have a Santa Claus too? Oh, sure. Just like yours. - He rides in a sleigh pulled by eight tiny houseflies. Who makes his toys? - Gnats. Should've guessed.

Garfield on 17th December 1998
17th December 1998

Hel-LO, Patti....it's Jon Arbuckle, the guy of your dreams. - And what would YOU like for Christmas? - An unlisted phone number, you say. Ho, ho, ow.

Garfield on 18th December 1998
18th December 1998

What is it about Christmas that fills my heart so? - Is it the lights, the presents, the smiles on the faces of little children, the feeling of good will that fills the air?... - Yeah...definitely the presents.

Garfield on 19th December 1998
19th December 1998

* Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... - You're flat. No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.

Garfield on 20th December 1998
20th December 1998

Ahhh... - I love this time of year. - A wondrous eason for young and old alike... - A special time of year when all observer: - Peace on earth... - ROWR - And good will toward men.

Garfield on 21st December 1998
21st December 1998

Okay, Garfield. - I'll put your presnet under the tree if you promise not to peek You have my solemn vow. - By the way, what's with the drill? What drill?

Garfield on 22nd December 1998
22nd December 1998

If you peek at your present, I'll tell Santa. - - And he's already not too happy with you for eating his milk and cookies last year. You HAD to bring that up, didn't you?!

Garfield on 23rd December 1998
23rd December 1998

I'm resisting... I'm resisting... I'm resisting... - Oh, who am I kidding? -

Garfield on 24th December 1998
24th December 1998

Did you leave milk and cookies out for Santa? Get real, Jon. - A big fat guy who's driving all night doesn't want milk and cookies. - T-bone steak and a pot of coffee?

Garfield on 25th December 1998
25th December 1998

- - Merry Christmas!

Garfield on 26th December 1998
26th December 1998

I know that sweater mom made for you doesn't fit too tell... - But it's the thought that counts. - That's what scares me.

Garfield on 27th December 1998
27th December 1998

- beep bip boop boop bip boop bip - Hi, are you a woman? - ...are you single? - Great! Wanna go out new year's eve?! - *CLICK* - boop bip beep boop bip beep bip Hope springs eternal.

Garfield on 28th December 1998
28th December 1998

Sigh...Christmas is over...the presents are unwrapped. - ...the candy is eaten... - ALL of it! Joy to the world.

Garfield on 29th December 1998
29th December 1998

Karen, sweetie, howzabout ringing in the new year with jolly JonnyA.? - CLICK Hello? Hello? - Where did I go wrong? The part where you dialed.

Garfield on 30th December 1998
30th December 1998

I can't get a date for new year's eve. - I hate to let such a nice corsage go to waste. - BURP It didn't. I smell carnations.

Garfield on 31st December 1998
31st December 1998

5-4-3-2-1... - HAPPY NEW YEAR! going! - It's not official until the spider drops. Hi, mom!

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