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Garfield on 1st August 1998
1st August 1998

BURP When did we last have kielbasa?

Garfield on 2nd August 1998
2nd August 1998

Stay tuned! click And now... click Coming up next... click Presenting... click Here's... click Welcome to... click Anything good on? click How should I know?

Garfield on 3rd August 1998
3rd August 1998

...and so life in Happy Meadow returned to normal for everyone. Except for Larry the Squirrel. Who was eaten by the cat. I love a happy ending!

Garfield on 4th August 1998
4th August 1998

This soup lacks something. Hmmm... A can opener?

Garfield on 5th August 1998
5th August 1998

I've made a few mistakes in my life. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Like looking to you for sympathy, for instance.

Garfield on 6th August 1998
6th August 1998

Strange. This is a picture of me taken when I was considering a career in medical research. That explains the white rat suit.

Garfield on 7th August 1998
7th August 1998

You can't intimidate me, Garfield. No matter how hard you try. And, I'm guessing you aren't trying really hard.

Garfield on 8th August 1998
8th August 1998

Welcome to the show! ZIP thud! That was our big finish, dummy!

Garfield on 9th August 1998
9th August 1998

Sigh What a nice sunset. Garfield! Dinner! snap! snap! No! Forget it! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! I said no, and I MEANT no! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! ERRRGGHHH You don't train cats...cats train you. Willthat be all, sire?

Garfield on 10th August 1998
10th August 1998

Remember me? SMACK! You do look familiar.

Garfield on 11th August 1998
11th August 1998

BRIIIING Danny! What happened to you? WHAAAAT?

Garfield on 12th August 1998
12th August 1998

Garfield... Like it? Bagged him in the bathroom.

Garfield on 13th August 1998
13th August 1998

We spiders can grow to be pretty old. Guess how long I'M gonna live. C'mon, c'mon... Is this getting easier, or are spiders just getting stupider?

Garfield on 14th August 1998
14th August 1998

Spare my life and I'll do anything for you! Anything? ANYthing! -

Garfield on 15th August 1998
15th August 1998

zip smack! Good work, Guido. Here's your fly. Hey! The deal was for TWO flies!

Garfield on 16th August 1998
16th August 1998

Garfield on 17th August 1998
17th August 1998

As the master of the house, I get to tell you what to do. Fair enough. And as the cat of the house, I get to ignore you.

Garfield on 18th August 1998
18th August 1998

munch munch Salad? Wht am I, a rabbit?

Garfield on 19th August 1998
19th August 1998

All right, you caught me...now what? Uh, I don't remember. We could sing a song. MEOW ** MEYOW SQUEEK SQUEEK * ** I don't even want to know.

Garfield on 20th August 1998
20th August 1998

Fido, here's your final "Pet Quiz" question. How much is one plus one? woof, woof... Woof? Dogs?

Garfield on 21st August 1998
21st August 1998

Hello, Susan, would you like to go to a movie? Well then how about just getting married? I hope you won't scream like that in front of the kids. He's scaring ME.

Garfield on 22nd August 1998
22nd August 1998

It's wonder dog! Flying through the air... Searching out evil wherev... SMACK! Hard to do from the windshield of a 747. Turn the wipers on, Doug.

Garfield on 23rd August 1998
23rd August 1998

Okay, I'll bite. So why do you want to go to the north pole, Garfield? Birds. flap flap flap flap flap ZIP In tuxedos. PUNT Who can't fly. I'll make the reservations.

Garfield on 24th August 1998
24th August 1998

Ha! I'll bet my day was more boring than yours! Sure, you had to spend it with YOU.

Garfield on 25th August 1998
25th August 1998

Do you know what words I live by? I give up. Well, am I right?

Garfield on 26th August 1998
26th August 1998

You know, Garfield... I believe you've stopped shedding. Yo! Jon! Over here!

Garfield on 27th August 1998
27th August 1998

Ha, ha, ha. Stop it, you're killing me. Ha, ha, ha. That's a good one. Are you ready to hear my joke? Hang on. Ha, ha, ha.

Garfield on 28th August 1998
28th August 1998

Do you think it's warm enough for these shorts? Let me put this as delicately as I can, Jon. If we were on the surface of the SUN it wouldn't be warm enough for those shorts.

Garfield on 29th August 1998
29th August 1998

Okay, how about the saturday after that? How about the saturday after that? How about the saturday after that? How about the saturday after that? tap tap Yes? Earth to Jon...

Garfield on 30th August 1998
30th August 1998

ffft ROWR WOOF! Woof? Arf? ...ruff? Bow-wow? Yip? Rowf? Roof? Dumb dog. BARK!

Garfield on 31st August 1998
31st August 1998

I'm in a bad mood, and the world will have to suffer the consequences. I think the world is hiding.

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