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Garfield on 1st April 1998
1st April 1998

Somebody put dish detergent in the mouthwash bottle. You wouldn't know anything about this, would you? Whoa... Well?! I can see myself in your teeth.

Garfield on 2nd April 1998
2nd April 1998

Iced ketchup isn't so bad. I think we've put off shopping just a little too long, haven't we?

Garfield on 3rd April 1998
3rd April 1998

Well, it's friday night and I have places to go! I'm not here! I'm off doing something exciting! Try hiding behind the curtains. That will fool me.

Garfield on 4th April 1998
4th April 1998

Ah! The first flower of spring! GULP! Now let's find that first robin.

Garfield on 5th April 1998
5th April 1998

Okay...make it good. HELLLLP! ROWWRRR! SCREEEEE There's no escaping this time, mouse! BRAVO! Thank yew Thank yew Too much, really.

Garfield on 6th April 1998
6th April 1998

Cats are mysterious creatures. Years ago, somebody lost the operator's manual.

Garfield on 7th April 1998
7th April 1998

I only shed one hair this afternoon. But I had a busy morning.

Garfield on 8th April 1998
8th April 1998

Oh, no! I'M using the cat brush! Gee, I don't yell when I use his toothbrush.

Garfield on 9th April 1998
9th April 1998

Look at that cat hair! What are YOU upset about? I'M the one it seems to be following.

Garfield on 10th April 1998
10th April 1998

You look full, Garfield. You must have been out hunting. Out there stalking your prey. I slashed the tires on a donut truck.

Garfield on 11th April 1998
11th April 1998

How's it going? Oh, great! You broke my concentration! Now I'll have to start shedding all over again!

Garfield on 12th April 1998
12th April 1998

Breakfast! Lunch. Yawn. scratch scratch

Garfield on 13th April 1998
13th April 1998

BRRIIIINNG SMASH! I hate mornings. I'm not too crazy about 'em, either.

Garfield on 14th April 1998
14th April 1998

Could you possibly be more annoying? I had to ask.

Garfield on 15th April 1998
15th April 1998

Hey, fatso, you're standing in my light! Move it, blubber-bottom...NOW! Smatter, are you fat AND deaf?! Yeees, it's stomping time.

Garfield on 16th April 1998
16th April 1998

Where's my pie?! That's the fifth one this week! Hey, there's a tunnel down here! Rats.

Garfield on 17th April 1998
17th April 1998

You're breaking our date? But I already have a reservation at "Hank's House o' Heifers". Sure...I understand. No, Garfield.

Garfield on 18th April 1998
18th April 1998

It takes a skill to properly eat an ice cream cone. It takes balance. And good cone-to-mouth coordination. I can't see!

Garfield on 19th April 1998
19th April 1998

Garfield on 20th April 1998
20th April 1998

I cut my finger on your cat food can. It was awful. I bled a lot, and I nearly fainted. But you got the can open, right?

Garfield on 21st April 1998
21st April 1998

I'm not cutting my fingers on cat food cans anymore! Drom now on it's cat food in a BAG! OW! Paper cut.

Garfield on 22nd April 1998
22nd April 1998

I had this shirt on inside out all day, but nobody noticed. Jon, I'm sure everybody noticed. pat pat Nobody CARED.

Garfield on 23rd April 1998
23rd April 1998

Did you push my bed out the window?! Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you.

Garfield on 24th April 1998
24th April 1998


Garfield on 25th April 1998
25th April 1998

I had an ice cream cone today. Not long enough to eat it, of course! Get over it.

Garfield on 26th April 1998
26th April 1998

Yes, Garfield... Somewhere out there is the girl for me! I get the point!

Garfield on 27th April 1998
27th April 1998

I have both arms in the same sleeve. I think it's best to keep walking.

Garfield on 28th April 1998
28th April 1998

One thing wrong with dogs: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! No on/off switch. YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!

Garfield on 29th April 1998
29th April 1998

I can't BELIEVE how terrible this dinner tastes! GULP! Nice try.

Garfield on 30th April 1998
30th April 1998

Don't you dare eat me! Nobody /burp) likes a pushy guppy.

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