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Garfield on 1st October 1997
1st October 1997

I think I have it now, Garfield. - Yessss! - Darn! The man is screwing in a light bulb.

Garfield on 2nd October 1997
2nd October 1997

You're planning to bite me, aren't you? - Why would you say that? - You put mustard on my hand! Let me have a closer look.

Garfield on 3rd October 1997
3rd October 1997

Hope you didn't eat the meat loaf, Garfield. - It's been in the fridge for six months. - Anybody who eats that has only minutes left. Just enough time for dessert then.

Garfield on 4th October 1997
4th October 1997

Sigh - Why not show some enthusiasm for life? - SIGH!

Garfield on 5th October 1997
5th October 1997

ice-cold hose water...then- - SCHLAPP! - BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF BARK ARK ARF ARF Good ol' mom.

Garfield on 6th October 1997
6th October 1997

Garfield, I'm going to take some time to reflect on my life. - - Gee, that didn't take long. Like scuba diving in a shot glass.

Garfield on 7th October 1997
7th October 1997

I can't breathe! - I'm passing out! - THUD! Better go back to the clip-on ties, Jon.

Garfield on 8th October 1997
8th October 1997

I'm going for the record, Garfield. - Three hundred consecutive days without saying the word "beans"! - Darn. I wonder if there's a place to go to buy a life.

Garfield on 9th October 1997
9th October 1997

Time to celebrate, Garfield! - It's Renaldo Smit's birthday...the father of stamp collecting! - The hot cocolate will flow tonight! I have the urge to perforate something.

Garfield on 10th October 1997
10th October 1997

Life's not fair, Garfield. Let's be realistic. - Remember, you can't always get everything you want. - YOU can't. *I* can.

Garfield on 11th October 1997
11th October 1997

I need to change my image. - - You have an image?

Garfield on 12th October 1997
12th October 1997

Rats. - click click click click click - RATS - click click cli- - RATS - cli - ARRRGGHHH No one can lose at computer games faster than Jon.

Garfield on 13th October 1997
13th October 1997

There's an exciting world out there! - - There had better be food on the front lawn.

Garfield on 14th October 1997
14th October 1997

SHOVE - Heh, heh, heh. - Heh, heh, heh.

Garfield on 15th October 1997
15th October 1997

These pants are very uncomfortable. - - Possibly because that's a shirt.

Garfield on 16th October 1997
16th October 1997

GULP GOBBLE SNARF GULP - Every time I watch you eat, I lose my appetite. - He's onto me.

Garfield on 17th October 1997
17th October 1997

I had nothing to do with it! - - THUD Timing, Garfield! Timing!

Garfield on 18th October 1997
18th October 1997

I wonder if this coffee is any good? - I'll give it the "Dunk Test". - It's goooood.

Garfield on 19th October 1997
19th October 1997

ha-HAAA! - Resistance is futile! Submit, humans! - Come on, get to the sports scores.

Garfield on 20th October 1997
20th October 1997

Help! Help! - This looks like a job for super dog! - WHACK! Flew into a fire hydrant.

Garfield on 21st October 1997
21st October 1997

Jon wants me to watch this tape. click - Hi! Uh, this is Jon Arbuckle, and I'd like to present the Garfield Workout Video! - Z You're a funny man, Jon Arbuckle!

Garfield on 22nd October 1997
22nd October 1997

- Why are you trying to change the channel with a candy bar? - BURP Uh-oh.

Garfield on 23rd October 1997
23rd October 1997

Here comes the old slowpoke, Mister Three-Toed Sloth... - And who's this? Why, it's Mister Anaconda! - My, that don't take long! I'll bet they're darn tasty, too.

Garfield on 24th October 1997
24th October 1997

Woof! Woof! - Just like a dog. - Uh, woof? Forgot his lines.

Garfield on 25th October 1997
25th October 1997

I wonder if a visit from my little sock puppet buddy "Bubba" would liven things up around here. - - Not much occurs to Bubba.

Garfield on 26th October 1997
26th October 1997

- poke poke Z - - - poke poke - -

Garfield on 27th October 1997
27th October 1997

What are you supposed to be? - - I'm a cat with dark glasses and a fake arrow through his head, holding a rubber chicken, genius!

Garfield on 28th October 1997
28th October 1997

Here's Doris Blasko, my high school sweetheart. - Doris was very mature for her age. - She was first in our class to have facial hair. Not every woman can wear mution chops.

Garfield on 29th October 1997
29th October 1997

Hey! Where's the rest of my laundry? - Missing laundry, you say?! - This sounds like a job for...THE SOCK!

Garfield on 30th October 1997
30th October 1997

You're wearing my socks! That's why they cal me "THE SOCK" - This is the worst! Not really... - Meet my sidekick, STINKY!

Garfield on 31st October 1997
31st October 1997

Is there any crime that needs fighting around here? - No? - That's good, because I'm just a cat with a sock on my head.

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