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Garfield on 1st November 1997
1st November 1997

- ALL RIGHT! - The first Christmas commercial.

Garfield on 2nd November 1997
2nd November 1997

- Sigh - The leaves are falling, and soon I'll be catching snowflakes on my tongue... - ! - Amazing. - Can I call 'em, or can I call 'em? - PTUI! PTUI! PTUI! PTUI!

Garfield on 3rd November 1997
3rd November 1997

Garfield, I think your stomach should be a little smaller. - - Well then maybe WE should try standing a little farther away.

Garfield on 4th November 1997
4th November 1997

It was a beautiful day in scale land. - Suddenly, the little forest scales went silent. - I hate it when he does it. A huge shadow fell across the land...

Garfield on 5th November 1997
5th November 1997

I think you're too fat. - - Get back to me when you're absolutely certain.

Garfield on 6th November 1997
6th November 1997

Hi, fatty. - ...fatty-fatty-fat-fat-fatso. Fat-fat-fatty-fat-fatso-fat fatster-fatty-fat-fat... - Fat-fatty-fat-fat... I'm counting the days till his batteriy dies.

Garfield on 7th November 1997
7th November 1997

click - click - And here we are at the Wisconsin Cheese Festival. Diet time.

Garfield on 8th November 1997
8th November 1997

- You are fat. - Fatter, after you scarf that eclair.

Garfield on 9th November 1997
9th November 1997

Sigh... - Boy, am I depressed. - bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz - tease tease tease tease - tease tease tease tease - ree ree ree paint paint paint - Funny...I feel better. I do what I can.

Garfield on 10th November 1997
10th November 1997

I hate this diet. - * * ** ** * ** * - ** * * ** * * ** WAAAHH! Ice cream truck.

Garfield on 11th November 1997
11th November 1997

The perfect diet snack! Fat-free, unsalted pretzel sticks! - - munch munch munch

Garfield on 12th November 1997
12th November 1997

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - Okay! You can have something besides celery for a snack! If you insist.

Garfield on 13th November 1997
13th November 1997

So, how goes the diet, Garfield? - - And what are my new shoes doing in this pot of boiling water?! Tenderizing.

Garfield on 14th November 1997
14th November 1997

This diet has been pretty rough. - But at least I haven't had any of those weird hallucinations this time. Excuse me... - May I borrow a cup of giblet gravy? Don't look, Garfield. Don't look.

Garfield on 15th November 1997
15th November 1997

Your weight is none of my business. - Garfield... - Did you fiddle with the scale? That's none of your business.

Garfield on 16th November 1997
16th November 1997

sip - How's the diet going, Garfield. Very well, thank you, Jon. - SNARF - sip - SCARF - sip - We wouldn't be cheating, would we? Whatever gave you that idea?

Garfield on 17th November 1997
17th November 1997

I wonder if I'll be remembered when I'm gone? Sure you will. - People will say, "we sure miss..." - Ol...ol' what's his name. snap snap snap

Garfield on 18th November 1997
18th November 1997

- PUMPA PUMPA PUMPA - Idle paws are the devil's workshop.

Garfield on 19th November 1997
19th November 1997

Cereal is not healthy. - Oh, it's nutritious enough.... - But, ever try to pass a decoder ring?

Garfield on 20th November 1997
20th November 1997

Yee-ha! Get along little doggies! - Howdy, pardner! - If he were a bug, I'd step on him.

Garfield on 21st November 1997
21st November 1997

Ellen, this is Jon. - CLICK - Don't grovel, Ellen. I won't go out with you. The man's trying to impress a cat.

Garfield on 22nd November 1997
22nd November 1997

- - Synchronized boredom.

Garfield on 23rd November 1997
23rd November 1997

gonna stomp me! - - Can I have your CDs?

Garfield on 24th November 1997
24th November 1997

Jon, I don't think you appreciate what a great hunter I am. - I'm living in a mouse paradise! - Nice timing!

Garfield on 25th November 1997
25th November 1997

- - They're getting smarter.

Garfield on 26th November 1997
26th November 1997

I haven't seen you chase the mouse lately. - It's part of my ingenious plan. - First I'll lull him into a sense of security, and then I plan to do absolutely nothing about it.

Garfield on 27th November 1997
27th November 1997

You aren't much of a cat. - Am so. Is so.

Garfield on 28th November 1997
28th November 1997

Jon's caught some mice in his cage trap. - That's not what bothers me. - It's when they clang their tiny cups against the bars.

Garfield on 29th November 1997
29th November 1997

Today the mouse gets a taste of my wrath. - Don't watch if you have a weak stomach. - Hey! Who's changing the channels?! click click click

Garfield on 30th November 1997
30th November 1997

- Well, Garfield, my head's stuck in a wastebasket... - My hands are caught in pickle jars... - And my date's coming ans minute? What'll I do? Hold still. - That should do it. - ** DING DONG - Funny how things work out.

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