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Garfield on 1st March 1997
1st March 1997

I'm proud of you, Garfield. - You stuck to your diet, and actually lost a few pounds. I know. - And I can't wait to find those suckers again!

Garfield on 2nd March 1997
2nd March 1997

- Sigh. - - Sigh. - - AHEM - Sigh.

Garfield on 3rd March 1997
3rd March 1997

You know wht the main difference is between you and me, Garfield? - Intellect? - I don't say "meow". Like I said.

Garfield on 4th March 1997
4th March 1997

- - Now that I've put aluminium siding on Odie, We won't have to paint him!

Garfield on 5th March 1997
5th March 1997

We're in a rut, Garfield. Maybe I should change your name. - I'm going to call you "Bingo"! - Bad Bingo! It's sounding better already.

Garfield on 6th March 1997
6th March 1997

You must be one of those cats I've heard so much about. - Am I supposed to be barking? - Ahem...bark. First day on the job.

Garfield on 7th March 1997
7th March 1997

I don't want to be disturbed! - Jon't working on a jigsaw puzzle. - Those two-piecers can be vicious.

Garfield on 8th March 1997
8th March 1997

Jon say I never pay attention to him. - Watch me prove how wrong he is. - You did something with your hair, right, Jon?

Garfield on 9th March 1997
9th March 1997

for? - Is that a tiny beret?

Garfield on 10th March 1997
10th March 1997

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Garfield on 11th March 1997
11th March 1997

You can't do this to me! - I demand the right to call my attorney! - Now get me a telephone book, bozo! This is too easy.

Garfield on 12th March 1997
12th March 1997

Know what? Life's just too short. - SMACK - Boy, the irony is so thick, you could cut it with a knife.

Garfield on 13th March 1997
13th March 1997

Cat! - smack - Uh-oh. - Bernie! Are you okay?! What can we do?! Subscribe to a bigger magazine.

Garfield on 14th March 1997
14th March 1997

- gobble munch smack gulp -

Garfield on 15th March 1997
15th March 1997

Burp - Big meal? You bet. - A whole fly! What a pig.

Garfield on 16th March 1997
16th March 1997

doughnut.

Garfield on 17th March 1997
17th March 1997

I'm depressed, Garfield. - After I'm gone, no one will care that I ever existed. Hey, cheer up, Jon. - They don't care now.

Garfield on 18th March 1997
18th March 1997

Z lap lap lap lap lap - lap lap lap lap - lap lap lap lap Jon! Odie's drinking of of the toilet again!

Garfield on 19th March 1997
19th March 1997

Soon Jon's food will be mine! - I at elunch early today. Oh, great! - Now, what am I supposed to do with this sneaky expression?!

Garfield on 20th March 1997
20th March 1997

Prepare for a stomping, daisy! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?! - A daisy MY size? Hey, Luther! - You want a piece of this, cat?!...C'mon! C'mon! Wake UP, Garfield...waaaake UP.

Garfield on 21st March 1997
21st March 1997

Sad news from home, Garfield. - "Dear son: your pet hog, Earl, has passed away." - "Enclosed are some delicious sausage patties". Well, I'm through grieving. Let's eat!

Garfield on 22nd March 1997
22nd March 1997

...and don't you forget it! - - You forgot it, didn't you? I forgot it before you finished saying whatever it was.

Garfield on 23rd March 1997
23rd March 1997

Gaar-field. - How about a kitty treat, Garfield? - flip - Sorry, only one treat per kitty. - - WHOP! - Wow! FIVE kitties.

Garfield on 24th March 1997
24th March 1997

Hello, Linda? ...Jon Arbuckle... - OK, I'll wait. - She's putting me on her answering machine. Ouch.

Garfield on 25th March 1997
25th March 1997

Marsha, will you go out with me? - Say yes and I'll be happier than a hog with a mouth full of slop. - Hello?... Platitude Man strikes out again.

Garfield on 26th March 1997
26th March 1997

Think of this way, Julie. - Going out with me is better than a stick in the eye. - Put the stick down, Julie. Never give'm options, Jon.

Garfield on 27th March 1997
27th March 1997

I'm going to impress my date, Garfield. - She'll see how neat and organized I am. - I'm taking my sock drawer. The Binky the Clown socks should stay home.

Garfield on 28th March 1997
28th March 1997

My date is in show business, Garfield. - We met at the carnival. - Tonight I dine with "Zelda, the Toad Woman". Don't forget to take a jar of flies.

Garfield on 29th March 1997
29th March 1997

Garfield, I'm gonna slug down this root beer... - Then I'm gonna go talk to that chick. - BURP! CRETIN! Ah, love.

Garfield on 30th March 1997
30th March 1997

- - - - - Woo...that's even too much for ME...

Garfield on 31st March 1997
31st March 1997

Garfield, how would you like breakfast in bed this morning? - Sure. - Fill 'er up!

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