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Garfield on 1st June 1997
1st June 1997

I am never, ever taking you through a car wash again. Can I have that i writing?

Garfield on 2nd June 1997
2nd June 1997

Hmmm... "Scorpio: travel highlights your immediate future". WHACK

Garfield on 3rd June 1997
3rd June 1997

Hi! I'm new around here. My name's Myron. Put 'er there! This is a good day.

Garfield on 4th June 1997
4th June 1997

Hey! I thought I squished you yesterday! Nah. You only got my leg. Wanna sign my cast?

Garfield on 5th June 1997
5th June 1997

What happened to you? The cat squished me flat. He hates spiders. You're not alone. He hates flies, too. Ouch.

Garfield on 6th June 1997
6th June 1997

What do spiders do for fun? Well, me, I like to read. Knock yourself out.

Garfield on 7th June 1997
7th June 1997

SPLUT Nothing worse than a clever arachnid. hee hee hee

Garfield on 8th June 1997
8th June 1997

Garfield on 9th June 1997
9th June 1997

Coffee, the perfect diet drink...it's low cal. SCHLURP And high octane!

Garfield on 10th June 1997
10th June 1997

I bought some "gourmet coffee," Garfield. What do you think? PHHHT Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here...

Garfield on 11th June 1997
11th June 1997

The coffee took my donut. Coffee strong enough for you? Yeah, but the donuts are too weak. Burp.

Garfield on 12th June 1997
12th June 1997

snap snap Will that be all, master? For now, but stand by for crumb detail.

Garfield on 13th June 1997
13th June 1997

I heard SOMEone is turning nineteen soon. Have you been blabbing again?

Garfield on 14th June 1997
14th June 1997

You're getting older, you're getting... ...you're getting...uh...ummmm...uh... Now what was I thinking about?

Garfield on 15th June 1997
15th June 1997

Z Gaaaaarrr-fiiieeelld... Come to me, Garfield. Commmmme to meeeee... Come toward the light, Garfield... Come to the liiiight... Get out of there!

Garfield on 16th June 1997
16th June 1997

I feel old, Squeak. How old are you? I'm going to be nineteen. WHOA! ...I mean, oh, really!

Garfield on 17th June 1997
17th June 1997

tap tap tap hee hee hee hee hee hee hee Just wait till YOUR next birthday!

Garfield on 18th June 1997
18th June 1997

Okay, Garfield, I've done all th emath. With your daily average of 18 hours of sleep timeas your age, you've slept for 14 years and 3 months. The best years of my life!

Garfield on 19th June 1997
19th June 1997

Wow... Is it warm in here, or is it just me? Happy birthday! It's just me.

Garfield on 20th June 1997
20th June 1997

Big dinner date tonight, Garfield. I'm pulling out all the stops. Yessir, I'm using the drive-up window tonight! Well hello, Mr. Snooty.

Garfield on 21st June 1997
21st June 1997

Harriet, if you ever leave, I'll pull myself out by the roots! GULP Did I say "roots"?

Garfield on 22nd June 1997
22nd June 1997

mmmmm AHhhhhhh There's no better feeling than lying in cool grass on a warm summer night. Garfield, time for bed! Rats. Put it back-

Garfield on 23rd June 1997
23rd June 1997

You didn't do anything remotely resembling work today, did you? Well, dinner was kind of cheway.

Garfield on 24th June 1997
24th June 1997

He doesn't drink it. He just spreads it around the house.

Garfield on 25th June 1997
25th June 1997

Z Z PA, THE CHICKENS ARE DROWNING! Z Recurring farm nightmare.

Garfield on 26th June 1997
26th June 1997

Do you know what's fun? Me neither. A rare moment of candor.

Garfield on 27th June 1997
27th June 1997

May I speak to the man of the house? Define "Man".

Garfield on 28th June 1997
28th June 1997

Are you certain this is the right amount of chili powder to add to this dish? Absolutely! FOOF! Now pitch it out and order a pizza.

Garfield on 29th June 1997
29th June 1997

Beware Of The Dog Seriously, This Dog Is Bad News! All Right! All Right! I Don't Have A Dog! I wanted A Dog, But Nooooo! "Too Stinky, Mother Said..." Well, I'LL SHOW MOTHER! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!! Beware Of The Man In The Dog Suit.

Garfield on 30th June 1997
30th June 1997

Did you see that beautiful woman? She smiled at me! Was that before or after she pointed an laughed?

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