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Garfield on 1st July 1997
1st July 1997

Chicks likeintellectual guys. So I'm boning up on classic literature. "Here's Mr. Butterly, visiting Miss Daisy...." The man's reading a coloring book.

Garfield on 2nd July 1997
2nd July 1997

Hey there, chicky-boo, chicky-boo-boo-boo. Tell me, are you obnoxious, or just plain stupid? That's for me to know, and for you to find out. Today we're stupid.

Garfield on 3rd July 1997
3rd July 1997

So, Sarah, you don't care for my personality? Well, the joke's on you, Sarah! I don't have a personality! He's got her there.

Garfield on 4th July 1997
4th July 1997

Do you believe in love at first sight? I have a brick in my purse. Must be a code.

Garfield on 5th July 1997
5th July 1997

Sigh... Garfield, what is my purpose in life? To make others feel superior?

Garfield on 6th July 1997
6th July 1997


Garfield on 7th July 1997
7th July 1997

See the lazy cat. See the lazy cat take a nap in the road. See the steamroller... WAKE UP, CAT!

Garfield on 8th July 1997
8th July 1997

Hey...this isn't water... It's CHICKEN STOCK! There goes my sparrow gumbo.

Garfield on 9th July 1997
9th July 1997

I'm training Odie to be a watchdog. Now Odie, if a burglar broke into the house, what would you do? That is correct! Make me a ham sandwich!

Garfield on 10th July 1997
10th July 1997

Got my beach ball, got my fins, got my surfboard. EEK! I'll get your trunks.

Garfield on 11th July 1997
11th July 1997

This lotion is supposed to prevent sunburn. Want some, Garfield? Nope. Don't need it. I could use some eyeholes, though.

Garfield on 12th July 1997
12th July 1997

What do you think, Garfield? You're asking the wring guy, Jon. To a cat, a sandcastle is nothing more than an outhouse with turrets.

Garfield on 13th July 1997
13th July 1997

What a great day! I hate going to the beach with Jon... HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! SHARKS! RIPTIIIIIiiiiide TIDAL WAVE! He always has to be the center of the attention. WATER SPOUT!

Garfield on 14th July 1997
14th July 1997

Gee, it seems a shame to wake him. Z But on the othe rhand... Z This oughta be a good show. Z

Garfield on 15th July 1997
15th July 1997

Check out that cute girl over there! And check out her big boyfriend returning with ice cream! Actually, it's kind of refreshing.

Garfield on 16th July 1997
16th July 1997

O-die! O-die! GARFIELD!

Garfield on 17th July 1997
17th July 1997

That's it, Garfield. I've asked every girl on this beach out. And they all said no. Even the one with the hairy back? Even the one with the hairy back!

Garfield on 18th July 1997
18th July 1997

This whole trip to the beach has been a complete failure! I didn't meet a single girl! pat pat There, there... YEOOW You'll always have your sunburn to keep you warm.

Garfield on 19th July 1997
19th July 1997

Eww! A dead fish! A dead, stinky, smelly, disgusting fish. What's that smell?

Garfield on 20th July 1997
20th July 1997

...5-4-3-2... chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa -GULP! BURP chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa chuffa The ol' 5:05, right on time.

Garfield on 21st July 1997
21st July 1997

Run for your lives! There's a glacier headed this way! It'll be here in forty million years! Get out of the refrigerator, Garfield.

Garfield on 22nd July 1997
22nd July 1997

Odie and I are going to take a walk. Bye! And don't change the locks again. Sure, blame the cat!

Garfield on 23rd July 1997
23rd July 1997

Isn't nature thrilling, Garfield? Nature is boring. You're staring at the wall. Then your wallpaper is boring.

Garfield on 24th July 1997
24th July 1997

I'm in a bad mood. Relatively speaking.

Garfield on 25th July 1997
25th July 1997

Look, Garfield, I made a cheese sculpture! Very nice. Esoteric, yet piquant.

Garfield on 26th July 1997
26th July 1997

I love the night. I sense the woodland creatures fleeing in terror before me. I hate the night.

Garfield on 27th July 1997
27th July 1997

Garfield on 28th July 1997
28th July 1997

I feel my primal instincts welling up from deep within my soul. I must return to my wild jungle roots! Call me a cab.

Garfield on 29th July 1997
29th July 1997

BOO! I thought cats were supposed to be high-string. Gimme time. This is only my second cup.

Garfield on 30th July 1997
30th July 1997

Here, kitty, kitty. Good kitty! Whoa, a surprise ending.

Garfield on 31st July 1997
31st July 1997

Studies prove that cats DON'T always land on their feet. How's that limp, Jon? Keep away from me. I land on OTHER people's feet!

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