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Garfield on 1st February 1997
1st February 1997

pat pat pat - tink - It's a sickness.

Garfield on 2nd February 1997
2nd February 1997

- chatter chatter chatter - What the heck. He's cold anyway. - - - And I'm hungry.

Garfield on 3rd February 1997
3rd February 1997

Sigh... - Garfield! Are you all right? Yeah. - Nothing a cup of hot chocolate couldn't cure.

Garfield on 4th February 1997
4th February 1997

Z - brrriinng -

Garfield on 5th February 1997
5th February 1997

I hate snow. - WOOOOOOSSSH - And the feeling is mutual.

Garfield on 6th February 1997
6th February 1997

Ready, Garfield? Let's go! - AIEEEE! - Enough practice...Let's go for it! Why am I up front?

Garfield on 7th February 1997
7th February 1997

That was some sled ride, huh, Garfield. - Pretty fast, huh, Garfield. - Garfield? Can we go back and pick up my lips?

Garfield on 8th February 1997
8th February 1997

- kick Ha! -

Garfield on 9th February 1997
9th February 1997

- This is your standar dmodel dog. - It comes complete with a vacant stare... - Disgusting, drooling, oversized tongue... - * And a full set of fleas. - * - Brain not included.

Garfield on 10th February 1997
10th February 1997

- Here, Jon. Have the cookie Odie licked. - Why, Garfield, this is so unlkie you. No, it's not.

Garfield on 11th February 1997
11th February 1997

- I'm taking Odie for a walk. - By the way, we're out of helium.

Garfield on 12th February 1997
12th February 1997

- Tails. - Two out of three? Forget it. The TV remote is mine tonight.

Garfield on 13th February 1997
13th February 1997

I love the city! - Anything you want is right here. - Hey, buddy, wanna buy a suit? Sure! Taxi!

Garfield on 14th February 1997
14th February 1997

I attract fun, Garfield. - "Be prepared to party", that's my motto. - Yup...you gotta be ready. He filled his pockets with avocado dip.

Garfield on 15th February 1997
15th February 1997

This has been a bad day, Garfield. - And no wonder. - Someone stuck a "Bury Me Alive" sign on my back! Yes, some days are better than others.

Garfield on 16th February 1997
16th February 1997

- - swoop GULP! - * - - -

Garfield on 17th February 1997
17th February 1997

- My chair seems to be sinking into the floor. - Time to diet, Garfield. Give me one good reason!

Garfield on 18th February 1997
18th February 1997

SLUUUUCK - - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH The diet, day one.

Garfield on 19th February 1997
19th February 1997

Here's your leaf of lettuce. - Thanks. - And here's your look of disgust.

Garfield on 20th February 1997
20th February 1997

*YAWN* - You slept through breakfast... Whoop dee-doo - And missed your morning carrot stick. Remind me to sleep through lunch, too.

Garfield on 21st February 1997
21st February 1997

I have an idea. Why don't you NOT diet, and than cheat on that by dieting? - - You have a weird hair growing out of your ear.

Garfield on 22nd February 1997
22nd February 1997

I know you're sick of carrot sticks, so I fixed you something different. - Diced carrots! - BOY! That's uncomfortable.

Garfield on 23rd February 1997
23rd February 1997

Z - Garfield! Breakfast! - - munch munch munch hop hop hop - RABBIT SEASON - Z - I have been on this diet TOO long. Breakfast.

Garfield on 24th February 1997
24th February 1997

- Eat me! - Day seven of the diet: the hallucinations begin.

Garfield on 25th February 1997
25th February 1997

C'mon, why don't you eat me? Because you're a hallucination, that's why! - Besides, I prefer chocolate doughnuts. - Nooo problem! Sigh.

Garfield on 26th February 1997
26th February 1997

Aren't you going to eat me? No. You*'re a hallucination. - This diet is making me nuts! Whatever food I think of just- - Whoooo's hungry?!

Garfield on 27th February 1997
27th February 1997

You diet hallucinations are driving me crazy! - A doughnut and a pizza...all that's missing is a- - Hi, big goy. tap tap Well, the gang's all here.

Garfield on 28th February 1997
28th February 1997

How's it going, scale? Not so good... you? - Awful. This diet is killing me. Sounds like we could both use a good laugh... - Why don't you hop on?

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