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Garfield on 1st December 1997
1st December 1997

Garfield, I made a list of goals for myself. - Learn to juggle... - And get a date for new years. Whoa...in this millenium?

Garfield on 2nd December 1997
2nd December 1997

RUNK-itta - brap brap - brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Garfield on 3rd December 1997
3rd December 1997

Nutrition quiz, Garfield. Which vitamin does yor body need most? Grease. - What is energy food? Meat that's still moving. - What is the most important meal of the day? 4 A.M....a bag of chips and a bowl of dip.

Garfield on 4th December 1997
4th December 1997

- 25 - Yes, Garfield, I'm aware Christmas is coming.

Garfield on 5th December 1997
5th December 1997

I'm writing a letter to Santa. - How quaint and old-fashioned. - *I* sent him an E-Mail.

Garfield on 6th December 1997
6th December 1997

Hey, Estelle. - Look up. - Cute, Frank.

Garfield on 7th December 1997
7th December 1997

- Hey, Garfield, want to help me with my letter to Santa? Yeah, right... - As if Santa hat the time to read every single... - * BING - - - A sleigh bell! - ...and a catnip mouse, and a new dish, and a scratching post, and...

Garfield on 8th December 1997
8th December 1997

Mom usually slips a little something into my Christmas card. - All right! She didn't forget! - Mashed potatoes! Ooo, could mine have gravity?

Garfield on 9th December 1997
9th December 1997

Hmmm... - -

Garfield on 10th December 1997
10th December 1997

Put your finger there so I can tie this bow. - Thank you. - Thank YOU. Bring that back!

Garfield on 11th December 1997
11th December 1997

Nope....no....no....not that...nope. flip flip - Sigh... - He's so hard to buy for.

Garfield on 12th December 1997
12th December 1997

So, how was your visit with Santa at the mall? Great. - Santa was in a playful mood. - Ever hear the one about the elf and the blender?

Garfield on 13th December 1997
13th December 1997

How cute. Christmas cookies shaped like little doggies. - - Okay, who bit all the heads off?

Garfield on 14th December 1997
14th December 1997

- Okay, Garfield, go plug the tree lights in. - PLUG - Hmmm. Nothing. - I'd better check the connections. - click ZZZT - I absolutely MUST have the number of your stylist. I'm still not speaking to you.

Garfield on 15th December 1997
15th December 1997

- - I got the Christmas lights up. I know. I saw it on the evening news.

Garfield on 16th December 1997
16th December 1997

Do you leave anything out for Santa on Christmas eve? Oh, sure. - A glass of buttermilk, and a dead fly. EEEWWW - BUTTERmilk?

Garfield on 17th December 1997
17th December 1997

This looks like a nice tree. - WHOA! - For that price we ought to leave this thing up till july! Sure...what's another month, month or less?

Garfield on 18th December 1997
18th December 1997

UNNGH! EERRGH! GAAHH! Jon's been struggling with that Christmas tree stand for hours. - I give up! CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP - Why don't we just decorate you?

Garfield on 19th December 1997
19th December 1997

I'll leave your present under the tree if you promise not to peek. You have my word. - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - I'll hide it. I'll find it.

Garfield on 20th December 1997
20th December 1997

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Garfield on 21st December 1997
21st December 1997

- - - - Hmmm - So much for the scientific approach. - Okaaaay...what is it?

Garfield on 22nd December 1997
22nd December 1997

Nice hat. Thanks, I made it myself. - Would you like one? Sure. -

Garfield on 23rd December 1997
23rd December 1997

Check your weight? I don't know... - Hey, hop on! 'tis the season to be jolly! Well, okay. - HO! HO! HO! YOU'RE FAT!

Garfield on 24th December 1997
24th December 1997

I remember Christmases back on the farm... Ohhhboy! - Christmas eve everyone would gather around the tree and sing carols. - Of course the cows would just hum along. Just a liiiittle more information than I needed.

Garfield on 25th December 1997
25th December 1997

Peace on earth, and goodwill toward men. - - Dogs, too.

Garfield on 26th December 1997
26th December 1997

How can Christmas be over so quickly? Now I have to start waiting all over again. - -

Garfield on 27th December 1997
27th December 1997

What a great time of year. A season of love, peace and giving. - SLAP SLAP GRAB OW! SWIPE SWIPE OWIE! OWIE! OWIE! SCRATCH - But, all bets are off when it comes to the last Christmas cookie.

Garfield on 28th December 1997
28th December 1997

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Garfield on 29th December 1997
29th December 1997

Garfield, it's that time of year. - Time to pull out my little black book... - And find a date for new year's! boop beep boop Welcome to touch.tone twilight zone.

Garfield on 30th December 1997
30th December 1997

Hi, Sandra. I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me on new year's ev- Pardon? This is a wrong number? - Oh, as well as I have you on the line, how would YOU like a hunky date for new year's? - BOY, he had a high-pitched voice. Oop-sy.

Garfield on 31st December 1997
31st December 1997

Dear friends, Well, the year is coming to a close, and what a year it was! - Uhhhhh.... - A year to end all years. Yessiree, what a year it was. Way to fill.

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