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Garfield on 1st September 1996
1st September 1996

Z - Z - RIIIINNG! - Z - RIIIIINNG!! - All right! All right! You win! - Z

Garfield on 2nd September 1996
2nd September 1996

I hate it when you smile. - Whenever you smile something bad happens. - But, maybe I'm just paranoid. Release the anvil

Garfield on 3rd September 1996
3rd September 1996

Odie suspects nothing. - BOOT - He still suspects nothing.

Garfield on 4th September 1996
4th September 1996

Garfield! - Did you shred the drapes into little bitty pieces?! - Define "little bitty".

Garfield on 5th September 1996
5th September 1996

I wonder what Jon is doing. - RUNAWAY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH! - Same old, same old.

Garfield on 6th September 1996
6th September 1996

You are the second most pitiful excuse for a man I have ever met! - The second most pitiful? - Yeeesss! I gotta meet this other guy!

Garfield on 7th September 1996
7th September 1996

Cats are smarter than dogs! - And nicer, too! - So don't hurt me! We know here he lives.

Garfield on 8th September 1996
8th September 1996

- Sigh... - - Pretty dull, huh? Yeah. - I'm gonna try another one. - Any better? Not really.

Garfield on 9th September 1996
9th September 1996

I am a poisonous spider. You are not. - Am too. Are not. - Here, drink this. Hmmm.

Garfield on 10th September 1996
10th September 1996

- - Wipe your feet!

Garfield on 11th September 1996
11th September 1996

- SWAT! -

Garfield on 12th September 1996
12th September 1996

Hey, cat! I'm talking to you! - Not so high and mighty without your newspaper, are you?! - Would you like the rest of this sandwich?

Garfield on 13th September 1996
13th September 1996

I represent the other spiders in the house. - I've been sent to present you with an offering of peace and brotherhood. - If you think a half-eaten fly will buy a cease-fire, think again!

Garfield on 14th September 1996
14th September 1996

- - Help! You are pathetic.

Garfield on 15th September 1996
15th September 1996

- - - Don't move! We've got you surrounded! - Oh, yeah? - Yeaaaaah - SMACK CLAP SMACK

Garfield on 16th September 1996
16th September 1996

The Caped Avanger! Faster than a speeding delivery truck Tougher than Taffy! - Able to eat a large pepperoni pizza in a single bite! - ...with anchovies!

Garfield on 17th September 1996
17th September 1996

Aha! It's my archenemy, the infamous Doctor Dweeb! - Unhand that cheeseburger or receive a severe thashing! - I hate it whe he does that.

Garfield on 18th September 1996
18th September 1996

Life is a struggle between good and evil. - Should I kick Odie off the table?... - Or sorta accidentally bump him off the table?

Garfield on 19th September 1996
19th September 1996

Hey! I can see the curvature of the earth! - Hold it! That's my stomach. - You're fat. Only one man's opinion.

Garfield on 20th September 1996
20th September 1996

Well, Garfield, it's friday night and surf's up! Oh, no. - You know what that means... Yes, I do. - Beach party! He's filled the living room with sand again.

Garfield on 21st September 1996
21st September 1996

How was your date, Jon? - I forgot where we were supposed to meet. - So, she had a relatively good time then?

Garfield on 22nd September 1996
22nd September 1996

FOOD FIGHT! - Let me rephrase that...Yes, earth man?

Garfield on 23rd September 1996
23rd September 1996

Here we are... - "Cat: see lazy". - Oh look. Here's your picture. I smell libel.

Garfield on 24th September 1996
24th September 1996

Garfield, sometimes I have to ask the big questions. When's lunch? - Like, what is my purpose? To buy doughnuts. - Why am I here? To feed the cat.

Garfield on 25th September 1996
25th September 1996

A cat's keen sense of hearing ca help him identify his prey. - CRUNCH! munch munch munch munch - Toast.

Garfield on 26th September 1996
26th September 1996

"Pet intelligence..." - "Cats do not score well on intelligence tests." - I'm surprised. We refuse to read the directions.

Garfield on 27th September 1996
27th September 1996

Once, cats were fearless hunters... - Independent, strong and proud. - But, today... Could you get the plastic off this slice of cheese?

Garfield on 28th September 1996
28th September 1996

Today they all stared into space for a while... - Then they licked themselves and took naps. - Cat news.

Garfield on 29th September 1996
29th September 1996

- - - - GULP I saw that! Get up here! - What have you got to say for yourself?! - BURRRRRP

Garfield on 30th September 1996
30th September 1996

I've been busy all day. Me too. - - Wait. Did you say "busy", or, "sitting around doing nothing"?

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