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Garfield on 1st October 1996
1st October 1996

Get out of my way! -

Garfield on 2nd October 1996
2nd October 1996

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Would you please be quiet? BARK! BARK! Whoa! It never occured to me asking politely.

Garfield on 3rd October 1996
3rd October 1996

There's a cat in the neighborhood! Quick! Hide in my mouth! Where is the trust? Where IS the trust?!

Garfield on 4th October 1996
4th October 1996

I CAN GET A DATE ANYTIME I WANT! Those darn tour buses.

Garfield on 5th October 1996
5th October 1996

* RIIING Garfield, my hands are wet! Answer that! Hello? Hello? Hello? GOTCHA! I hate him.

Garfield on 6th October 1996
6th October 1996

gniiiiiffffff I love this time of the year. The colors... The crisp morning air... And the leaves... I love the sound they make as you walk through them. crunch crunch crunch crunch I love anything that reminds me of potato chips.

Garfield on 7th October 1996
7th October 1996

Mr. Arbuckle, this is the "Happy Day" dating service. Well, we finally found you a date. Subject, of course, to her parole hearing. A career woman.

Garfield on 8th October 1996
8th October 1996

Ruby, the dating service gave me your number. So, do you have a nickname? "Widow maker", huh? I'll be under the couch.

Garfield on 9th October 1996
9th October 1996

Ruby, the dating service said we should get to know each other. So, exactly why were you in prison? Hide the potato peeler. Ouch.

Garfield on 10th October 1996
10th October 1996

OK, Ruby, I'll meet you at seven. But how will I know you? I see, the tatoo on your forehead reads "ybuR". But, are there any distinguishing characteristics?

Garfield on 11th October 1996
11th October 1996

Well, I had a pretty good time with Ruby tonight. She only had to be sedated twice. But it was hard to slow dance with that dart in her neck. That's just a little more than I wanted to know.

Garfield on 12th October 1996
12th October 1996

Time to check the old mailbag, Garfield. *BEEP* ...you have no mail. *BEEP* You have also no life. Et tu, cyberspace?

Garfield on 13th October 1996
13th October 1996

* Butter, Garfield? Yes. Horseradish? PLease. Mustard? Thank you. Anchovy paster? Just a smidge. Lard? Sure! Toaster crumbs? Why not? Garfiedl? Yes? YOU'RE DISGUSTING! Any sauerkraut?

Garfield on 14th October 1996
14th October 1996

Catch a mouse. You didn't use the magic words. Catch a mouse, or you don't get dinner. Presto!

Garfield on 15th October 1996
15th October 1996

Garfield, it's time you REALLY got tough with those mice! Right! BAM BAM BAM No video games for a week!

Garfield on 16th October 1996
16th October 1996

What's the matter? My wife kicked me out of the hole. Why? Well, I ate this garlic bulb, and... -

Garfield on 17th October 1996
17th October 1996

There is a MOUSE asleep on my bed! You know what to do! z z Z

Garfield on 18th October 1996
18th October 1996

Did you catch the mouse? You bet. What did you do with hi Tagged him. And released him back into the wild.

Garfield on 19th October 1996
19th October 1996

? "Room for Rent?" WHAT room?! You're standing in it.

Garfield on 20th October 1996
20th October 1996

tap tap tap Here's your coffee. By the way, we're out of cream. I'll get the sugar though. WAAAAHHH! -

Garfield on 21st October 1996
21st October 1996

zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip zwip I hate mondays.

Garfield on 22nd October 1996
22nd October 1996

Hey, Odie. Put on thos "Dogs are Stupid" pin, pal. Eeee! Eeee! Eeee! You gotta love 'im.

Garfield on 23rd October 1996
23rd October 1996

Yessirthere's nothinglike agoodpot ofcoffee firstthing inthemoring Anicehotcup ofcoffeeyessir andmaybea doughnuttooa nicedoughnut todunkand munch Asecondandthird cupisnicetoo, alongwithmore doughnutsand moreandmore coffee. I'm cutting youoff.

Garfield on 24th October 1996
24th October 1996

Have a nice walk? Yup. Canary shortage hits city! GARFIELD!

Garfield on 25th October 1996
25th October 1996

Oh, okay, Janice. I understand. She had a good reason for not going out with me. She's allergic to geeks! Achoo!

Garfield on 26th October 1996
26th October 1996

I can run a little farther every day! But he still keeps coming back.

Garfield on 27th October 1996
27th October 1996

Hey, Garfioeld, check out my ghost costume. Very nice. Uh-huh... How cute -

Garfield on 28th October 1996
28th October 1996

I'm going to scare Jon... Morning, Garfield. He always looks like that before his coffe. I heard that!

Garfield on 29th October 1996
29th October 1996

I'm going to have some fun with this Odie mask. Now where could Odie be? KICK!

Garfield on 30th October 1996
30th October 1996

tap tap EEEK!

Garfield on 31st October 1996
31st October 1996

Hey, Garfield, I got you an outfit for the costume party. What do you think? I don't know, Jon. I have this uneasy feeling.

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