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Garfield on 1st November 1996
1st November 1996

Oh, c'mon,,, that's not scary. Now, THAT'S scary.

Garfield on 2nd November 1996
2nd November 1996

YAAAAHH! Boy, that's the scariest mask yet! An empty supper dish.

Garfield on 3rd November 1996
3rd November 1996

You're lazy, Garfield. You're as limp as a rag! FLOP FLOP Although, not without entertainment value. Oh sure, humiliate the cat.

Garfield on 4th November 1996
4th November 1996

Ah, monday...where is my sting?! WHAM Ah...THERE it is...

Garfield on 5th November 1996
5th November 1996

I find your presence unpleasant. You possess many shortcomings also. No one is perfect. Let's go back to bark and hiss.

Garfield on 6th November 1996
6th November 1996

You're a lazy pig! How did he know it was me?

Garfield on 7th November 1996
7th November 1996

I hate it when he acts goofy. That was ferocious!

Garfield on 8th November 1996
8th November 1996

Ann won't go out with me. But there areplenty of fish in the sea, Garfield. How do I say this, Jon... I'll just cast out another line. There's a hole in the boat, and the bait's dead.

Garfield on 9th November 1996
9th November 1996

What did I tell you the last time you threw a rock in the house?! Lessee...don't help me...I can get this... Oh, yeah! It was "YEEEEOW! Boy that hurts!"

Garfield on 10th November 1996
10th November 1996

Garfield on 11th November 1996
11th November 1996

I'm not going to climb you, tree. I don't care what you do. Now THAT'S unfair.

Garfield on 12th November 1996
12th November 1996

Hey, you! Scram! This is MY tree.

Garfield on 13th November 1996
13th November 1996

Being stuck in a tree isn't so bad. I'll just sit here and enjoy the view. ...for the rest of my life.

Garfield on 14th November 1996
14th November 1996

I've been up here a long time. I wonder if I'm setting any records? Hey Ethel! Looky up there! That's gotta be THE stupidest cat in the whole world! A record!

Garfield on 15th November 1996
15th November 1996

I'm drawing a crowd. Those people down there look like ants. Garfield, what are you doing? I guess they are.

Garfield on 16th November 1996
16th November 1996

Stupid tree...may all your stupid branches fall off! CRACK Nice curse, Garfield.

Garfield on 17th November 1996
17th November 1996

Garfield on 18th November 1996
18th November 1996

Monday, I'm not afraid of you! In fact, I laugh into your face! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! zzzzzzz

Garfield on 19th November 1996
19th November 1996

Does that look crooked, Garfield? No. Now it does. Thanks for your help! I do what I can.

Garfield on 20th November 1996
20th November 1996

Oops. ssssssss Bottom of the pot again!

Garfield on 21st November 1996
21st November 1996

So, Ellen, I hear you have a party. Gee, my invitation must have been lost in the mail. She said no. And to make sure, she shot the mailman. I'll ge the checkers.

Garfield on 22nd November 1996
22nd November 1996

Garfield, this must be an invitation to Ellen's party! Oh, yes, it's PARTY TIME ** ** ...it's PARTY TIME... It's a restraining order. Aw...and you just bought a new whoopee cushion.

Garfield on 23rd November 1996
23rd November 1996

Sigh . I'm not actually bored. I'm just practicing.

Garfield on 24th November 1996
24th November 1996

Jon's hamburger! I'll just eat Jon's pickle. ...and maybe the lettuce and the tomato, too. ...and the onion, and Oh, what the heck! Uh, there seems to be something missing. You're right! gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck

Garfield on 25th November 1996
25th November 1996

Greetings, Ladies and... CRASH! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Give 'em what they want, I say.

Garfield on 26th November 1996
26th November 1996

He's not the world's greatest opening act... But he's the best I could get on short notice. ...but I gotta tell ya'... This lady was SOOOOO fat...

Garfield on 27th November 1996
27th November 1996

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY DONK I'll be glad when tomatoes are back in season.

Garfield on 28th November 1996
28th November 1996

I'd like to ask for a volunteer from the audience! I'd like to ask for an audience.

Garfield on 29th November 1996
29th November 1996

tappity tappity tappity BOO! BOOO! BOO! BOOO! Come on, you ingrates! Do your worst! BOOOO! BOOO! BOO! BOO! Uh... There was a cotton candy vendor at the show tonight.

Garfield on 30th November 1996
30th November 1996

tappity tappity tappity Rehearsal.

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