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Garfield on 1st May 1996
1st May 1996

You dropped something, Garfield. Oh, you mean the secret plans for world domination by cats? Uh...I mean. Meow.

Garfield on 2nd May 1996
2nd May 1996

My credit cards are missing. Garfield, have you seen my credit cards? No. And, nice suit. It's Italian.

Garfield on 3rd May 1996
3rd May 1996

Nancy, I'm having a party... Of course, I'll be there. CLICK Hello?

Garfield on 4th May 1996
4th May 1996

I had a pet named Henry back on the farm. Then one evening, there was Henry on the dinner table. I loved that snake. Times were tough.

Garfield on 5th May 1996
5th May 1996

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Garfield on 6th May 1996
6th May 1996

MOUSE! CHAIR!

Garfield on 7th May 1996
7th May 1996

Garfield, can I talk to you about the mice? Mice? Ohhhhh...THOSE mice?

Garfield on 8th May 1996
8th May 1996

Get the mouse! How's your schedule for the 25th? Say, late morning? I'm out of town. How about the 27th, around 2ish? Works for me. I'll have my people confirm with yours. Sigh

Garfield on 9th May 1996
9th May 1996

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Garfield on 10th May 1996
10th May 1996

Atta-boy, Garfield! Way to go! Same time next week? Sure, but do something about that breath, will ya?

Garfield on 11th May 1996
11th May 1996

GARFIELD! You're a cat...why don't you chase mice?! It's too noisy. All that creaking, and gasping, and wheezing, and painting, and...

Garfield on 12th May 1996
12th May 1996

URK! COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HAAACK All right! A Coupon! Well excuse me for being thrifty!

Garfield on 13th May 1996
13th May 1996

Here comes Jon. Watch me pretend to be interested in what what he says. You're pretending to be interested in what I'm saying, aren't you? Fine, thanks! And you?

Garfield on 14th May 1996
14th May 1996

THUD! "Bouncy" would not be a good nickname for Odie.

Garfield on 15th May 1996
15th May 1996

And now to discuss man-eating plants, our gardening expert, Steve! HELP! It's got me! rustle rustle rustle burp That should help the ratings.

Garfield on 16th May 1996
16th May 1996

Everyone should have a cat like you, Garfield. CHOMP SNARF GOOBLE GULP CHOMP SNARF SNARF Why should I be the only one to suffer? Hey!

Garfield on 17th May 1996
17th May 1996

I have a blind date tonight, Garfield. Know what that means? HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP! You haven't seen your date yet.

Garfield on 18th May 1996
18th May 1996

One last cookie... We've been friends a long time now, right? Wait! Before you try to lay heavy guilt on me. Okay, go ahead.

Garfield on 19th May 1996
19th May 1996

Jon's building a ship model. I shall narrate. BLOOP First, he spills the glue. Then, he makes a hopeless mess. YAAAAAAH! Then he freaks out. CRASH! -

Garfield on 20th May 1996
20th May 1996

You are fat... And ol. And touchy.

Garfield on 21st May 1996
21st May 1996

*beep* One...two...three... What is this? Special feature. The automatic chin counter.

Garfield on 22nd May 1996
22nd May 1996

You have lost five pounds. Hey! Pay up, pal!

Garfield on 23rd May 1996
23rd May 1996

One last chance, scale. I'm going to weigh myself, and I want to be accorded some respect, okay? Sure, hop on. You are fat, siiiirrrr.

Garfield on 24th May 1996
24th May 1996

Tell me I'm not fat! O.K., you're not fat. Thank you. Sigh...I'm a disgrace to household appliances everywhere.

Garfield on 25th May 1996
25th May 1996

The pizza was delivered by a woman. A pizza woman? MARRY HER!

Garfield on 26th May 1996
26th May 1996

munch munch Pretty lame attempt, Garfield. If you want to put one over Ol' Jon, you'll have to do better than. ZIP

Garfield on 27th May 1996
27th May 1996

There goes old man Higgins They say he's the meanest man on the block. I think he's misunderstood. The man has a clown strapped to the hood of his car.

Garfield on 28th May 1996
28th May 1996

We're going to change the way we do things around here! Whoa... We do things around here?

Garfield on 29th May 1996
29th May 1996

BURP! Garfield, yould you mind eating a little more delicately? burp burp burp burp burp burp burp

Garfield on 30th May 1996
30th May 1996

A letter from dad! Whoopee-do. The crops are fine. The cows are fine. Yeah, yeah. Mom got a nose ring, and plays drums for a band called "Electric Dentures". Same old, same old.

Garfield on 31st May 1996
31st May 1996

Jon, I ate too much. I need something to settle my stomach. How about some dessert, Garfield? The man's a miracle worker!

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