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Garfield on 1st July 1996
1st July 1996

BRRIINNG! OK, I give up...you win. It's monday. Fine! Shoot your prisoner!

Garfield on 2nd July 1996
2nd July 1996

GRAB! -

Garfield on 3rd July 1996
3rd July 1996

Where have you been all my life? I don't know, but I wish I were still there. Take me with you!

Garfield on 4th July 1996
4th July 1996

This house is my castle, Garfield. My domain. Here, I am king. Excuse me, sire, whilst your local wretch ralphs on the royal rug.

Garfield on 5th July 1996
5th July 1996

Hey there, bullet! Whooosh! There he goes! Slow down, lightning! The cat is not amused.

Garfield on 6th July 1996
6th July 1996

I'm too tired to go on. Of course, I have no place to go anyway. That worked out pretty well.

Garfield on 7th July 1996
7th July 1996

Garfield on 8th July 1996
8th July 1996

Cats are very possessive. We always mark our own territory. MINE

Garfield on 9th July 1996
9th July 1996

Cats are fascinated by bits of string. And, I don't know why. If this string were a little longer, I could tie Jon up, and clean out the refrigerator.

Garfield on 10th July 1996
10th July 1996

You're shedding. And you're watching me shed. Who has the problem here?

Garfield on 11th July 1996
11th July 1996

Nice kitty, blah, blah, blah. Purr. Whatever. We're bonding.

Garfield on 12th July 1996
12th July 1996

You are shedding a lot. Am not.

Garfield on 13th July 1996
13th July 1996

PLOOP! As you can see, dogs aren't the only ones who can fetch slippers. I hate you.

Garfield on 14th July 1996
14th July 1996

ALL YOUR MOTHERS WEAR FLEA COLLARS! I needed that.

Garfield on 15th July 1996
15th July 1996

Garfield, I can't find my bag of... ZING ZONG ZANG Chocolate-covered coffee beans.

Garfield on 16th July 1996
16th July 1996

Everybody's against me! SMACK SPLOT And I don't know why!

Garfield on 17th July 1996
17th July 1996

Here comes the tickle bug! Tickle, tickle, tickle! Now, here comes the hug bunny! Pet abuse is an ugly thing.

Garfield on 18th July 1996
18th July 1996

What is it, Odie? What are you trying to tell me? YIP! YIP! YIP! Uh-huh?...Yes?...Yes?...I see... YIP! YIP! YIP! Odie says he's a slobbering idiot who jumps around going "Yip! Yip! Yip!"

Garfield on 19th July 1996
19th July 1996

I wonder if Jon knows he has something stuck between his teeth. YAAAHH! Maybe so...

Garfield on 20th July 1996
20th July 1996

I'm going out to enjoy nature! Got attacked by bees and bitten by a badger. Personally, I would not have enjoyed that.

Garfield on 21st July 1996
21st July 1996

Hmm... No...no, that's not the spot. No, not there either... No...nope... Nope...nooooooo...n There it is! Z

Garfield on 22nd July 1996
22nd July 1996

Mice are disgusting. Hello, you big, fat, ugly slob. See?!

Garfield on 23rd July 1996
23rd July 1996

FLING! -

Garfield on 24th July 1996
24th July 1996

My good sheet! No more toga parties.

Garfield on 25th July 1996
25th July 1996

click click click click click Hey! click click click click He gets more channels than we do! click click click

Garfield on 26th July 1996
26th July 1996

I caught a mouse! Let me guess... He wasn't paying attention and wandered into your hand. Soooo?!

Garfield on 27th July 1996
27th July 1996

Mouse hole. Rat hole. Manhole.

Garfield on 28th July 1996
28th July 1996

Hey there. Buzz off! Oh, my! What a pretty bird! I like a man who loves birds. What are you and your bird doing tonight? Wanna pet my parrot? Does it talk? The stories I could tell, lady.

Garfield on 29th July 1996
29th July 1996

You ate my food, you ate Odie's food. You ate your food. What do you have to say for yourself? What's for the dessert, dessert, dessert?

Garfield on 30th July 1996
30th July 1996

Beware Of The Dog BARK! BARK! BARK! Beware Of The Even Bigger Dog Not my day.

Garfield on 31st July 1996
31st July 1996

* RING RING Hello. May I speak with the head of the household? No. Cat's can't talk. Hello? Hello?

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