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Garfield on 1st January 1996
1st January 1996

HAPPY NEW SPLUT! Monday.

Garfield on 2nd January 1996
2nd January 1996

This is a brand-new year, Garfield! A perfectly clean slate! GARFIELD! Smudge number one.

Garfield on 3rd January 1996
3rd January 1996

YUK! Good one, Odie.

Garfield on 4th January 1996
4th January 1996

Beware Of The Dog Let's talk about moderation in all things... YAAAAAHHH!

Garfield on 5th January 1996
5th January 1996

I'm going to get that girl over there to notice me. Is she looking? For somethig to throw.

Garfield on 6th January 1996
6th January 1996

I can't think of anything to do. That's pretty ambitious, Jon. I can't think of a reason to think of anything to do.

Garfield on 7th January 1996
7th January 1996

Here it is! The first snowflake of winter! -

Garfield on 8th January 1996
8th January 1996

knockitty knockitty tap tap That's gotta be the cutest knock I've ever. tappy tappy knocky knocky tippy tippy tap -

Garfield on 9th January 1996
9th January 1996

Nermal...long time no see. Yup. Di you miss me? Does a toe mitt a hangnail? I missed you too.

Garfield on 10th January 1996
10th January 1996

Nermal! Why, you look cuter than ever! Cootchie-cootchie-wootchie! Woobie-woobie-woobie! What are you doing? I'm gonna need the bag.

Garfield on 11th January 1996
11th January 1996

Staying cute like this is hard work, you know. DO tell. Why, I eve nhave a personal cuteness trainer! He makes me do fifty sets of "eyelash bats" every day. The slave driver.

Garfield on 12th January 1996
12th January 1996

Nermal, do you ever have a day when you just aren't cute? Oh, sure, it happens to the best of us. What do you do? I call in ugly.

Garfield on 13th January 1996
13th January 1996

Yep, I've eaten a lot of birds in my time. Really? Went to the nort pole once and ate a penguin. Wow! Went back in time and ate a pterodactyl, too. Hey! Wait a minute!

Garfield on 14th January 1996
14th January 1996

GO TO BED!

Garfield on 15th January 1996
15th January 1996

It's a beautiful morning. Depends on where you're sitting.

Garfield on 16th January 1996
16th January 1996

Garfield, I'm coming in now! Boy, am I in trouble. You'd better not be in my chair! I'm scared. I'm coming in now! Wake me after the beating.

Garfield on 17th January 1996
17th January 1996

Garfield, I think you're a bad influence on Odie. Prove it. Meow.

Garfield on 18th January 1996
18th January 1996

Just look at that beautiful day out there! Okay. Now what?

Garfield on 19th January 1996
19th January 1996

A lack of communication...there's the problem, Garfield. THUMP THUMP We must reach out to touch others. We must speak freely to our fellow man... You just ran over a mime.

Garfield on 20th January 1996
20th January 1996

BARK BARK SLUCK I can only imagine how thirsty all that barking must make you. WAAAH! SLUUUUUUCK

Garfield on 21st January 1996
21st January 1996

Now you know what it feels like to be the last doughnut.

Garfield on 22nd January 1996
22nd January 1996

When will I EVER learn not to climb trees? When will I ever, EVER learn? Not today, THAT'S for darn sure.

Garfield on 23rd January 1996
23rd January 1996

I wonder why I do this...is it because I crave attention?... Or is it just because I'm stupid? Hey everybody? Look at the stupid cat! ...or both.

Garfield on 24th January 1996
24th January 1996

Hey, cat! Mind if I take your picture? A reporter! It'll make a great human interest story for my paper! Call it what it is, pal... "cheap sensationalism"! FLASH!

Garfield on 25th January 1996
25th January 1996

Stuck in a stupid tree. It couldn't possibly get any worse. Good grief!

Garfield on 26th January 1996
26th January 1996

Uh-ho. It's getting dark. FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! You new in town?

Garfield on 27th January 1996
27th January 1996

Hang on, Garfield! I'm coming! Gee, this branch isn't very -

Garfield on 28th January 1996
28th January 1996

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ? -

Garfield on 29th January 1996
29th January 1996

Would you say you're a loyal pet, Garfield? Hold on. Yes, we have plenty of food. Yes, I am a loyal pet.

Garfield on 30th January 1996
30th January 1996

I'm having a bad day. I hate you. When I have a bad day, everybody has a bad day.

Garfield on 31st January 1996
31st January 1996

Sleep peacefully, ODie. Don't even THINK about vampires... -

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