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Garfield on 1st February 1996
1st February 1996

Garfield, my fish is gone! And there's a potato in the fishbowl! You must think I'm stupid1 He's been feeding that potato for two weeks.

Garfield on 2nd February 1996
2nd February 1996

Jenny, this is Jon. Wanna go gout tonight? She put me on hold. Denial is an ugly thing.

Garfield on 3rd February 1996
3rd February 1996

It's not easy being hip, Garfield. Clothes are expensive. Hey, dork! Nice bow tie! And then there's the jealousy.

Garfield on 4th February 1996
4th February 1996

SIGH... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK And in the news today... You need to lose some weight. wiggle wiggle wiggle SIGH

Garfield on 5th February 1996
5th February 1996

Okay, Garfield, this going to be a no-holds-barred snowball fight. There are no rules...agreed? SPLUT! Agreed.

Garfield on 6th February 1996
6th February 1996

pat pat pat There! -

Garfield on 7th February 1996
7th February 1996

Okay Garfield, I'm all set! Prepare to... No fair using a snow blower! I prefer to call it "superior firepower".

Garfield on 8th February 1996
8th February 1996

tap tap -

Garfield on 9th February 1996
9th February 1996

zing! HA! Missed. -

Garfield on 10th February 1996
10th February 1996

Truce, Garfield! Let's call a truce! You know what a truce is, don't you? A truce is a mutual...

Garfield on 11th February 1996
11th February 1996

pat pat pat -

Garfield on 12th February 1996
12th February 1996

You couldn't be lazier if you tried! You don't TRY to be lazy, Mr. Expert!

Garfield on 13th February 1996
13th February 1996

Nice hat. Hat? You must be referring to my ham holder.

Garfield on 14th February 1996
14th February 1996

GARFIELD! Suppose someone else wanted some of that cake? Duh! ...that's why I ate it so fast.

Garfield on 15th February 1996
15th February 1996

Lassie, come home! Make me. The true story.

Garfield on 16th February 1996
16th February 1996

It's friday night, Garfield. This weekend I'm going to let it all hang out. I'm going to play the accordion wit hmy feet! Let's talk quality of life here.

Garfield on 17th February 1996
17th February 1996

I resolve to be more decisive! Have you decided what you wanted for dinner last night?

Garfield on 18th February 1996
18th February 1996

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Garfield on 19th February 1996
19th February 1996

Only one cookie left. Do you know wht that means? That I get to eat it? That YOU ate all the others! Oh, well. That too.

Garfield on 20th February 1996
20th February 1996

One last cookie. One last rock-hard, bottom-of-the-pile, ten-week-old, stale, crusty cookie. You're going to take it, aren't you? Indeedy-do.

Garfield on 21st February 1996
21st February 1996

If you take that last cookie, I'll be very sad. pat pat there, there.

Garfield on 22nd February 1996
22nd February 1996

The last cookie. You know you could be a real great guy and let ME eat that. Or, you could be a cat.

Garfield on 23rd February 1996
23rd February 1996

Once, just ONCE I'd like to get the last cookie! Why, thank you! Sucker.

Garfield on 24th February 1996
24th February 1996

One last cookie. I swa it first. You also saw it last.

Garfield on 25th February 1996
25th February 1996

BONK! SPLAT!

Garfield on 26th February 1996
26th February 1996

Want something from the store, Garfield? A rubber mouse? A ball of yarn? ...a satellite dish? A blue one!

Garfield on 27th February 1996
27th February 1996

Uh-oh. I was touching my toes, and my back gave out. Do something, Garfield! -

Garfield on 28th February 1996
28th February 1996

Ow! I cut myself! Ouch! I burned my finger! I think I'll order a pizza. "Cooking for Klutzes".

Garfield on 29th February 1996
29th February 1996

Garfield, may I have a word with you? Can you explain this? This is a wild guess, but I'd say you're on the phone. Have you been playing with the glue again? WHOA! You gotta show me how you do that!

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