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Garfield on 1st August 1996
1st August 1996

I couldn't decide which one of these ties to wear. - So I'm wearing all of them! - Hey, hula hands! Put on some pants!

Garfield on 2nd August 1996
2nd August 1996

This is boring. - I know! - This is boring with hats. A rare moment of lucidity.

Garfield on 3rd August 1996
3rd August 1996

Anything worth having is worth working for! - SMACK! - So THAT'S why I don't have anything!

Garfield on 4th August 1996
4th August 1996

- rrrrrrrr - Okay, boy, there's only one way to settle this... - We take 10 paces, turn, and face for the food. - Aand...one...two...three...four...five...six...seven... - BLAT Eight...nine...

Garfield on 5th August 1996
5th August 1996

I'm taking a dating quiz, Garfield. - "What do you look for in a date?" - Must be same species. Except on new year's.

Garfield on 6th August 1996
6th August 1996

I could get a date if I wanted. On this planet? - I've had lots of dates! Mr. Arbuckle, time for your mediaction. - Yep, I've broken a few hearts. That's because he showed up.

Garfield on 7th August 1996
7th August 1996

Marissa! Jon here! How about going out with the King of Keen tonight? - Jon, Jon Arbuckle. - Yes, the dork you met in the park. King of Keen, Meet the Queen of Mean.

Garfield on 8th August 1996
8th August 1996

These cellular phones are great, Garfield! - Elle, guess where I am?... - Uh...how far is far enough? Now he can be rejected from anywhere.

Garfield on 9th August 1996
9th August 1996

I'm immature?!! - WELL EXCUSE ME, MISS POOPIE HEAD! - Your honor, the defense requests a recess.

Garfield on 10th August 1996
10th August 1996

Another saturday night with no dat. - Maybe I'll watch television. - For about a year! He's working off a backlog of rejections.

Garfield on 11th August 1996
11th August 1996

- bark bark bark - BARK BARK BARK - * - ooooooo - oooooo - b-bl b-bl b-bl b-bl

Garfield on 12th August 1996
12th August 1996

- - That's the last time I hand out programs.

Garfield on 13th August 1996
13th August 1996

I'll now take requests from the audience. - Any requests? - ...any audience?

Garfield on 14th August 1996
14th August 1996

SPLAT! - MAKEUP! - DOOF

Garfield on 15th August 1996
15th August 1996

- You're out of fruit! what are you going to do?! - GONK!

Garfield on 16th August 1996
16th August 1996

HISS HISS HISS HISS - Did you forget how to clap?! - With what?!

Garfield on 17th August 1996
17th August 1996

...so the chicken says, "that was no herring, that was my trout!" - - What are you dialing? My agent's beeper.

Garfield on 18th August 1996
18th August 1996

- - Don't eat that poor, defenseless doughnut! - Don't listen to him! Chow down, pal! - Do what is right! Do what's in your heart! - -

Garfield on 19th August 1996
19th August 1996

Z - You can't sleep your life away! z - Not if you keep waking me up!

Garfield on 20th August 1996
20th August 1996

Odie! Someone has eaten your... - Ooops. Hang on! - Odie! Someone has eaten your food!

Garfield on 21st August 1996
21st August 1996

Oh, joy. I get to spend another day with you. I'll try to control my excitement. - - So far, so good.

Garfield on 22nd August 1996
22nd August 1996

That's it, Garfield. - You've had enough. - Just one more cup? No more coffee.

Garfield on 23rd August 1996
23rd August 1996

That's three cookies for you. - And a third of a cookie for me. - Looks more like half a cookie to me.

Garfield on 24th August 1996
24th August 1996

There's a cat in the neighborhood! - Quick! Hide behind these two slices of bread! - I gotta find a new line, or dumber birds.

Garfield on 25th August 1996
25th August 1996

- Odie! Little Timmy fell down the old well! - Save him! - SHOOM! - The Old Well - - Odie! Now he's climbing up the water tower!

Garfield on 26th August 1996
26th August 1996

Garfield, I was just outside! - An insect flew up my nose! - I'll be going insane any second now! How will you be able to tell?

Garfield on 27th August 1996
27th August 1996

Okay, in this scene you play the part of a pitiful goofball! - Action! - My finger's stuck up my nose. Cut! Print! That's a wrap! You're beautiful!

Garfield on 28th August 1996
28th August 1996

Garfield, some guy threw a rock through my window. - There's a note attached! - "You seem boring". We must remember to send him a thank-you rock.

Garfield on 29th August 1996
29th August 1996

The fun never stops when I'm around! - - You cn't stop what doesn't start.

Garfield on 30th August 1996
30th August 1996

Ellen won't go out with me. - Says she has no feelings toward me... - How about pity? I thought hitting bottom would make a louder noise.

Garfield on 31st August 1996
31st August 1996

A good hat should make a statement, Garfield. - A good hat should say... - "Hello, I am cool". Or "pity me".

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