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Garfield on 1st October 1995
1st October 1995

- Call the rescue squad! - Jon! It's Odie! - He's trapped up a tree! - He can't get down! - - Odie appears to be tied to that branch. Do you suppose the rescue squad could pick up a pizza on the way over?

Garfield on 2nd October 1995
2nd October 1995

Oh boy, here it comes! - ** I love a parade! * - Look mommy, a marching band! I hate you.

Garfield on 3rd October 1995
3rd October 1995

Garfield, when you and your stomach won't fit through the door, what should you do? - Make the doorway wider? - Lose weight! Remodeling would be easier.

Garfield on 4th October 1995
4th October 1995

The weight is eight ounces. - - You have gained one pound. Life's not fair.

Garfield on 5th October 1995
5th October 1995

Garfield, I'm back! - - And you're back on a diet. Rats.

Garfield on 6th October 1995
6th October 1995

Garfield is going to lose some weight. Hey! - He's on a sure-fire diet. Yo. - The "too-fat-to-reach-food" diet. How about a hand here?

Garfield on 7th October 1995
7th October 1995

GEEZ You're fat! - "Geez you're fat"?! Is that ALL you have to say?! No. - Your feet stink, too.

Garfield on 8th October 1995
8th October 1995

Garfield! - Dinner! - - CRUCH - MUNCH MUNCH - snif - WAAHH!

Garfield on 9th October 1995
9th October 1995

So, how goes the diet? - WOAH! - I guess THAT answers my question.

Garfield on 10th October 1995
10th October 1995

Remember, Garfield, if you cheat on your diet... - You're only hurting yourself! - Ouch!

Garfield on 11th October 1995
11th October 1995

Hold it right there! You KNOW what's going to happen... - You're going to step on. I'll tell you youre fat. Then you'll loose your temper and stomp me flat. - Well, shall we get started? Hop on, tubby.

Garfield on 12th October 1995
12th October 1995

Garfield, I want to congratulate you on sticking to your diet. - - Mustard.

Garfield on 13th October 1995
13th October 1995

This diet is driving me nuts! I've got to stop thinking about food! DING-DONG ** - Cookie Cookies Cookie - EEEYAAHHH!! EEK!

Garfield on 14th October 1995
14th October 1995

Cat, let's make a deal... - From now on we'll be nice to each other, agreed? Agreed. - OK. Now...slowly put the bowling ball down. It's an uneasy truce.

Garfield on 15th October 1995
15th October 1995

- SLURRP - AAAHHHHH - SLURRRRRRRRP AHHHHHH - SLURR GARFIELD!! - Do you realize what an annoying habit that is?! - Yes.

Garfield on 16th October 1995
16th October 1995

I flirted with a pretty girl today, Garfield. - Our eyes met. She smiled sweetly. - Then her boyfriend made me eat my socks. You'll always have the moment.

Garfield on 17th October 1995
17th October 1995

What happened to the leftover meatloaf? It's no longer with us. - Burp. - I stand corrected.

Garfield on 18th October 1995
18th October 1995

BARK! BARK! Nice collar. - Do you really like it? - I mean... BARK! BARK! BARK!

Garfield on 19th October 1995
19th October 1995

Hi, Jon. - What's with the feathers? - Leftovers.

Garfield on 20th October 1995
20th October 1995

I'm on my way to a party! - - To put a stop to it, no doubt.

Garfield on 21st October 1995
21st October 1995

I know what you need, Garfield. - You need to be reassured of my affection. - You need a pat on the head. I need to know if I'm in your will.

Garfield on 22nd October 1995
22nd October 1995

The fence for two please. - Right this way, my dear. - What's going on here?! You promised me a show and a dinner! - Yes, I did. - Here's your show. tappity tappity tappity tappity - SPLUT! - And here's your dinner.

Garfield on 23rd October 1995
23rd October 1995

Do you know what I saw in the living room last night? - A mouse! And do you know what that means?! - Somebody's not doing his job! Am I really needed in this conversation?

Garfield on 24th October 1995
24th October 1995

YOU are a cat! - THAT is a mouse! - Pleased to meet you. SLAP!

Garfield on 25th October 1995
25th October 1995

YANK! - GARFIELD! Hee hee hee. - So I suppose you're going to blame the cat.

Garfield on 26th October 1995
26th October 1995

Nature compels me to chase that mouse. - - Taxi!

Garfield on 27th October 1995
27th October 1995

- - This has gone too far!

Garfield on 28th October 1995
28th October 1995

This mouse call drives 'em nuts. - - It sounds like swiss cheese aging.

Garfield on 29th October 1995
29th October 1995

blah blah blah blah - We'll be right back after this message. - - ZOOOM!! - - SHOOOM! - And now back to our show.

Garfield on 30th October 1995
30th October 1995

The moon is full, and an eerie creaking is heard as a coffin lid slowly opens...as.. - COUNT CAT once again stalks the night! - GARFIELD! BRING MY BATH TOWEL BACK!

Garfield on 31st October 1995
31st October 1995

Count Cat steals through the inky night... - Searching for a fresh neck to bite... - Or maybe a nice tongue.

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