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Garfield on 1st November 1995
1st November 1995

Count Cannie! How good to see you again! - Come, we must dine together. - I'll split a neck with you.

Garfield on 2nd November 1995
2nd November 1995

Count Cat's ghastly reign of terror continues! - -

Garfield on 3rd November 1995
3rd November 1995

It's midnight. - Dark and stormy. - And I'll bet there's a full moon. Where do you keep the livestock?

Garfield on 4th November 1995
4th November 1995

Do not resist me! - There's no such thing as a vampire cat! - It's just as well. Cakes don't have necks anyway.

Garfield on 5th November 1995
5th November 1995

Hmmmm... - It's that time of night. - Time to sneak out to the fridge for a midnight snack. SNEAK SNEAK - SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK - CLICK - - AAARRRRGGHHHH!!

Garfield on 6th November 1995
6th November 1995

Hee hee hee - What are you plotting, Garfield? I'm not plotting anything. - I already did it.

Garfield on 7th November 1995
7th November 1995

- Why don't you two cheer up? - Much better.

Garfield on 8th November 1995
8th November 1995

"Look, Suzy, here comes Mister Mailman." - That reminds me, I have to check the traps. - " MISTEr MAILMAN IS OUR FRIEND, SAID SUZY!" - Keep reading.

Garfield on 9th November 1995
9th November 1995

- I'm practicing looking innocent. - Garfield, would you happen to know who emptied the refrigerator? With a face like this?

Garfield on 10th November 1995
10th November 1995

I remember the glory days of my youth. - Saturday nights cruising the main drag... - 'course I had to have the tractor back by ten. Sigh.

Garfield on 11th November 1995
11th November 1995

I have a new, positive outlook on life! - - Which is no doubt doomed to failure.

Garfield on 12th November 1995
12th November 1995

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Garfield on 13th November 1995
13th November 1995

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! clap clap clap clap BOO! - Hey! Why are you booing? I haven't even started yet! - I caught the matinee.

Garfield on 14th November 1995
14th November 1995

Please, just for once, no booing tonight, okay? - Okay. - Thenk you. - HISS HISS HISS HISSSS HISS HISSS

Garfield on 15th November 1995
15th November 1995

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah - Hey, I'm trying to do a show here! Would you two mind paying attention?! Sure. Sorry. - BOO! BOO!

Garfield on 16th November 1995
16th November 1995

Your act stinks! There's that heckler again. - Look, buddy, just once, can't you find something nice to say? - That's a really well-built fence!

Garfield on 17th November 1995
17th November 1995

Thank you for your applause! - I SAID, THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPLAUSE! - clap clap Thank you! Thank you! Whoa! Too much! You're too kind, really! Thank you!

Garfield on 18th November 1995
18th November 1995

There will now be a fifteen-minute intermission. For me to towel off. - And for you to reload.

Garfield on 19th November 1995
19th November 1995

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP -twist twist twiiiiist DRIP DRIP DRIP - DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - Z DRIP DRIP DRIP - Z DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - Z

Garfield on 20th November 1995
20th November 1995

Can life get any better than this? - - If so, keep it for yourself.

Garfield on 21st November 1995
21st November 1995

- SIP - Whoa! Give ME some of that!

Garfield on 22nd November 1995
22nd November 1995

I'm having an identity crisis. - Moo. - Just kidding! Are you sure? We're out of milk.

Garfield on 23rd November 1995
23rd November 1995

Get the cat...blah, blah, blah. - Help, help...and so on. - I think the magic has gone out of our relationship.

Garfield on 24th November 1995
24th November 1995

He look! A flea collar! Ha ha ha haaa!Hey, cat! We spit on your flea collar! Yeah! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! - We dance on your flea collar! Yee ha! Yeees, it's time to replace the ol' flea collar.

Garfield on 25th November 1995
25th November 1995

It's a small world. - - Compared to Garfield. Shaddup.

Garfield on 26th November 1995
26th November 1995

- YIPE! - - - SMACK - Big spiders require sunday editions. YAAHHH!

Garfield on 27th November 1995
27th November 1995

Wow - Nature is a wondrous thing, isn't it, Garfield? Uh-huh. - WHACK!

Garfield on 28th November 1995
28th November 1995

- - TWANG! SMACK!

Garfield on 29th November 1995
29th November 1995

You'll be happy to knowI've decided to be kinder to my animal friends. - Really? Really. - Hey, fatty-fatty-fatso! Fat-fat-fat! Tubby, tubby tub-o-lard, fat fat, fat! He's gonna squash good.

Garfield on 30th November 1995
30th November 1995

Who are you? I'm the ghost of the spider you squashed yesterday! - SMACK! -

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