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Garfield on 1st May 1995
1st May 1995

I'm tired. - Not only can't I hold my eyes open... - I can barely hold someone else's eyes open.

Garfield on 2nd May 1995
2nd May 1995

- - I'm hiding from Odie.

Garfield on 3rd May 1995
3rd May 1995

Do not take the lid off this jar! - - I took the jar off the lid!

Garfield on 4th May 1995
4th May 1995

How have I been? I'm fine, thank me. - Well, I look good. Thank me for saying so. - Tell me, what have I been up to? I hate it when his guests don't show up.

Garfield on 5th May 1995
5th May 1995

I'm in a playful mood. - And when I'm in a playful mood, that can mean only one thing! - Chess by mail! Do you feel that? That's electricity in the air!

Garfield on 6th May 1995
6th May 1995

Yawn - Oooooo - YAWN Show-off.

Garfield on 7th May 1995
7th May 1995

- - pick - - -

Garfield on 8th May 1995
8th May 1995

There are your global disasters... - There are your national emergencies... - And then there's Jon. Well, I was flossing, and...

Garfield on 9th May 1995
9th May 1995

I can't sleep. - Here it is, 3 A.M., and I'm still wide awake. - You can't possibly realize how annoying that is.

Garfield on 10th May 1995
10th May 1995

Marcia, if you're not busy tonight... - I'd like to treat you to a movie. - Well, I was thinking of going too... There's always a catch.

Garfield on 11th May 1995
11th May 1995

You are fat, Garfield! - No I'm not! - Your stomach is snowcapped. I was standing too close to the freezer, okay?!

Garfield on 12th May 1995
12th May 1995

Z - I feel safer when he's asleep. - BONK! Z

Garfield on 13th May 1995
13th May 1995

I put a bell around Garfield's neck. - Now I'll be able to tell where he is. - Ha! Ha!

Garfield on 14th May 1995
14th May 1995

BRRRIIINNNGG!!! - - Razor. - scrape scrape scrape - Comb. - - BZZZZZZZZ This going to be even funnier when he wakes up.

Garfield on 15th May 1995
15th May 1995

Did you know that spiders aren't insect? - WHAM! - Funny, they squish like insects.

Garfield on 16th May 1995
16th May 1995

- - Now THAT'S a strong cup of coffee.

Garfield on 17th May 1995
17th May 1995

smack! - SMACK! - Hey! What happened to "The Far Side"?

Garfield on 18th May 1995
18th May 1995

Geronimo! - - I'm not getting enough sleep.

Garfield on 19th May 1995
19th May 1995

- - tappity tappity tappity

Garfield on 20th May 1995
20th May 1995

* lap lap lap lap - lap lap lap - burrrrp

Garfield on 21st May 1995
21st May 1995

- tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy - CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP - tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity - SPLOT SPLUT! SPLUT SPLOT! - Never follow a dog act.

Garfield on 22nd May 1995
22nd May 1995

Dog: man's best friend. - Man: dog's best friend. - YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER!

Garfield on 23rd May 1995
23rd May 1995

The National Nonviolent Network... - proudly presents... - "Balloon Toss at The O.K. Corral". I can't watch!

Garfield on 24th May 1995
24th May 1995

Garfield, see wht this tastes like. - Tastes like an old hyena! - It's old hyena. Then why don't I feel like laughing?

Garfield on 25th May 1995
25th May 1995

Ah! Snack food! - Potato chips and sparrows! - What have you got there? Potato chips and stuff.

Garfield on 26th May 1995
26th May 1995

Z - OGGGG YESSS, IT'S A BEEEAUTIFUL MORNING!! - That's one bubble I can't wait to burst.

Garfield on 27th May 1995
27th May 1995

Do you ever feel like you just have to get up and get out? - Happened last week. - I sat on a ferret.

Garfield on 28th May 1995
28th May 1995

Z - - - - Z -

Garfield on 29th May 1995
29th May 1995

Greetings, folks! I...um...um... - Never hire a dog as a cue card boy. -

Garfield on 30th May 1995
30th May 1995

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY - BONK! - I want that usher's name!

Garfield on 31st May 1995
31st May 1995

dog! But I wanna tell you...

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