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Garfield on 1st March 1995
1st March 1995

I've never been in better shape in my life! *I* have! I guess I topped him!

Garfield on 2nd March 1995
2nd March 1995

You're lazy, Garfield. I happen to be conducting a scientific experiment, thank you. Lazy, lazy. I'm testing the first law of physics... Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy! "Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest".

Garfield on 3rd March 1995
3rd March 1995

Woof woof Meow meow Blah-dee-blah-dee-dah Hee hee hee hee hee Small talk.

Garfield on 4th March 1995
4th March 1995

I always like to make sure Odie and I have the exact same amount of food. -

Garfield on 5th March 1995
5th March 1995

Garfield on 6th March 1995
6th March 1995

It's Power Pooky! Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuuh! Able to stave off loneliness in a single hug! You don't need big muscles to be a super hero.

Garfield on 7th March 1995
7th March 1995

*SQUEEEEZE You never hug ME like that. With all due respect, you're no teddy bear.

Garfield on 8th March 1995
8th March 1995

Sigh HUGGG Thanks. No problem.

Garfield on 9th March 1995
9th March 1995

How was your meal, Garfield? Fine, thanks. And how about you, Pooky? Are you STUFFED? I'm not even going to dignify that with a grin.

Garfield on 10th March 1995
10th March 1995

That concludes tonight's program. Next on "nature world"... The bear...friend of man? Or vicious killer?

Garfield on 11th March 1995
11th March 1995

What do you want to do today, Pooky? PLOP Not much with words, but what an idea man!

Garfield on 12th March 1995
12th March 1995

Garfield on 13th March 1995
13th March 1995

All cats love to play in paper bags! Go on, try it! Am I having fun yet? SEE?!

Garfield on 14th March 1995
14th March 1995

I can wait, bird. Sooner or later, you've gotta come out of there again.

Garfield on 15th March 1995
15th March 1995

TWIST -

Garfield on 16th March 1995
16th March 1995

Cream in your coffee, Garfield? I'M SORRY! DID I OFFEND YOUR SENSE OF AESTHETICS?!

Garfield on 17th March 1995
17th March 1995

Z Click! Z Hey! I was watching that!

Garfield on 18th March 1995
18th March 1995

ATTENTION! STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER! STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP A BURGER Alarm! Ah-HA

Garfield on 19th March 1995
19th March 1995

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Garfield on 20th March 1995
20th March 1995

Garfield on 21st March 1995
21st March 1995

Well, I'M ready to start our vacation. Are you packed yet, Garfield? All set.

Garfield on 22nd March 1995
22nd March 1995

As usual, Garfield, I'm going to have to dress you up to take you on the airplane. Well, I guess this outfit isn't so bad... Considering...

Garfield on 23rd March 1995
23rd March 1995

Where's Odie? I hop he's okay. Relax, Jon. How much trouble could he get into on a plane?

Garfield on 24th March 1995
24th March 1995

I wonder how you make these seats recline. Maybe this little button does the trick. Nope. That's not it.

Garfield on 25th March 1995
25th March 1995

The captain apologizes for the slight turbulence. This also concludes the meal portion of your flight.

Garfield on 26th March 1995
26th March 1995

Garfield on 27th March 1995
27th March 1995

Well, here we are in beautiful Guano-Guano, guys! Look, a native! ALOHA, DUDE! Aloha, this! Uh, must be an obscure Guano-Guano greeting. No, I think that's pretty universal.

Garfield on 28th March 1995
28th March 1995

We'd like a room, please. Sorry, we don't allow pets. Very well, he'll sleep in the car.

Garfield on 29th March 1995
29th March 1995

Hey, where's the bed in this room? SLAM! Here it is, Jon. ...Jon?

Garfield on 30th March 1995
30th March 1995

Let's hit the beach! What the? Natives here wear palm fronds, so I'm going to blend right in! When in Rome, do as the Romans do! So this is dorkland.

Garfield on 31st March 1995
31st March 1995

You going to a costume party? I thought people from Guano-Guano wore palm fronds. Not since the investation of leaf weasels. WOAH! HEY! WOAH! MUNCH CHOMP MUNCH Kind of sad, isn't it? Not ot mention indecent.

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