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Garfield on 1st June 1995
1st June 1995

I know why you people don't get my jokes! You're not hip! You're too old! Why don't you all go home? Isn't it past your bedtime?! KONK!

Garfield on 2nd June 1995
2nd June 1995

Maestro, if you please... ** Ahem...in my key, please. ** Thank you.

Garfield on 3rd June 1995
3rd June 1995

You wouldn't hit a cat with glasses, would you? SPLAT! SPLUT SPLIT SPLOT SPLAT SPLOT SPLOT SPLUT! -

Garfield on 4th June 1995
4th June 1995

Hey, guys! Look at the chicks! I have just the thing to impress them. In-line skates! Get ready to meet your destiny...let's GO!!! YAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahh I think it was the "destiny" line that should have tipped me off.

Garfield on 5th June 1995
5th June 1995

Poor Jon, sitting there so peacefully. I really should stop harassing him. But first I have to get rid of this brick.

Garfield on 6th June 1995
6th June 1995

SHOOM! -

Garfield on 7th June 1995
7th June 1995

YAWN YAWN We do our own stunts.

Garfield on 8th June 1995
8th June 1995

To keep Garfield from taking cookies, I have installed a surveillance camera. Hey! Where's my camera?! Stole it. Sold it. Bought more cookies.

Garfield on 9th June 1995
9th June 1995

I'm a talking bird! And you are a fat. ugly cat! Who is no longer hungry.

Garfield on 10th June 1995
10th June 1995

Coming up next... Advanced drape clawing techniques. Educational T.V.!

Garfield on 11th June 1995
11th June 1995

Yawn. Yawn. Good night, Garfield. click Good night, Jon. click zzzZZSNOORE click SNOORRRRE click SNOOOORE HARK!-KAFF! KAFF! GASP! SNORT! SNORT! SNAAAARK! GAHHHHEEE!!! Oh. pipe down and gimme your pillow.

Garfield on 12th June 1995
12th June 1995

OH, NO! My birthday is right around the corner!

Garfield on 13th June 1995
13th June 1995

How does it feel to be turning 17, Garfield? Great! I'm learning something new every day! And forgetting two old things.

Garfield on 14th June 1995
14th June 1995

I'm not aging, I'm maturing. Okay, so I'm aging.

Garfield on 15th June 1995
15th June 1995

If you tell me how old you're going to be next week, I promise not to laugh. Seventeen. I would have preferred the laugh.

Garfield on 16th June 1995
16th June 1995

There are lots of advantaged to growing older! There's, uh... -

Garfield on 17th June 1995
17th June 1995

Well! How nice! A birthday card. Thanks. Sa' right.

Garfield on 18th June 1995
18th June 1995

Who, me? AH CHOO! HA! POO! Thank goodness!

Garfield on 19th June 1995
19th June 1995

WOOOOOSH Happy 17th. Practice! That was practice!

Garfield on 20th June 1995
20th June 1995

Z Wow. Z He got out of bed today. Z

Garfield on 21st June 1995
21st June 1995

It would be nice to see you two cooperating. I guess I asked for it.

Garfield on 22nd June 1995
22nd June 1995

Do not damage the new couch! Okay! CRASH! BAM! SMASH! Destroyed everything BUT the couch, right? Everything.

Garfield on 23rd June 1995
23rd June 1995

Beware Of The Dog And His Little Fiend Mr. Wolverine That does it.

Garfield on 24th June 1995
24th June 1995

They put a proverb under each yearbook picture. Euphemia Hinkle: ! A penny saved is a penny earned". Jon Arbuckle: "A fool and his money are soon parted".

Garfield on 25th June 1995
25th June 1995

sniffff ! * WHAP!

Garfield on 26th June 1995
26th June 1995

Reserved I'm a regular here.

Garfield on 27th June 1995
27th June 1995

I might as well relax till I get rescued from this tree. Cats always get rescued. Buuuuut, what do I know?

Garfield on 28th June 1995
28th June 1995

Windy today. SCHWAP! "Gemini: today you will reach new heights".

Garfield on 29th June 1995
29th June 1995

Here comes the fire department! I'm saved! SQIRRRRT

Garfield on 30th June 1995
30th June 1995

Stuck up in a tree again. WHY do I stupid things like this?! And that.

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