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Garfield on 1st February 1995
1st February 1995

Oh, great. A new mouse hole. plit What's that? Standard lease agreement.

Garfield on 2nd February 1995
2nd February 1995

I'm improving my mind. You should try it sometime. Okay. Now what can I do to improve Jon's mind?

Garfield on 3rd February 1995
3rd February 1995

Beware Of The Old Dog What are you going to do? Gum me? That geezer's lethal with a cane.

Garfield on 4th February 1995
4th February 1995

Ah, that was a great meal. scrape scrape scrape scrape By, golly, he's right.

Garfield on 5th February 1995
5th February 1995

zwip WOOP! zwippy zwippy WOAAAH WOOO! YI YI YI YI Whew! SPLAT

Garfield on 6th February 1995
6th February 1995

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Garfield on 7th February 1995
7th February 1995

The Cat Channel presents everyone's favorite game show... "Sleeping For Dollars!" Z Z Z Z Z I love sports.

Garfield on 8th February 1995
8th February 1995

Z Z click Eighteen hours, nine minutes. Roll me over. I can do better!

Garfield on 9th February 1995
9th February 1995

I wish I were asleep. You ARe asleep. Then that explains that. Z

Garfield on 10th February 1995
10th February 1995

I know what you want, Garfield. I can read your mind. You want food! Sure, and by the way, your car's on fire.

Garfield on 11th February 1995
11th February 1995

For diner you are having some disgusting glop I made from who knows what. All right!

Garfield on 12th February 1995
12th February 1995

SMACK flink snicker snicker Z I hate spiders.

Garfield on 13th February 1995
13th February 1995

AARRRGH! I have cat hair all over me! brush brush brush Join the club.

Garfield on 14th February 1995
14th February 1995

You're shedding. AM NOT! snip snip

Garfield on 15th February 1995
15th February 1995

Well if this isn't "Mister Gluttony" How are you, "Mister I Think I'll Eat Two Dozen Doughnuts In One Sitting"? Taking a nap "Mister Stuff My Face Till I Pass Out"? Just don't call me "Mister Lardo".

Garfield on 16th February 1995
16th February 1995

Garfield has a bad habit of. How about this weather? Interrupting me.

Garfield on 17th February 1995
17th February 1995

Did it suddenly get stupider in here?

Garfield on 18th February 1995
18th February 1995

I can't wait for spring.

Garfield on 19th February 1995
19th February 1995

* Hey, Odie. I'll be you and you be me! pant pant pant BARK! BARK! GULP PUNT Z I've been a dog only two minutes and I already have cats.

Garfield on 20th February 1995
20th February 1995

What happened to all the aluminium foil? Disgiused as a leftover, Garfield? Shhhh! You'll spook the meatloaf!

Garfield on 21st February 1995
21st February 1995

The Loch Ness cat surfaces. He surveys his territory. And spies a diet on the horizon.

Garfield on 22nd February 1995
22nd February 1995

You have a bad attitude about this diet, Garfield. To successfully diet, you have to want to diet. It's hard to find a reason to diet when your wardrobe always fits.

Garfield on 23rd February 1995
23rd February 1995

Jon's right! I'm going to approach this diet with a positive mental attitude! With a smile on my face. And a frown in my stomach.

Garfield on 24th February 1995
24th February 1995

Don't eat those doughnuts! You're on a diet, Garfield! I won't eat 'em, I'll swear! I JUST WANT TO RUB THEM ALL OVER MY BODY!

Garfield on 25th February 1995
25th February 1995

AAARRGHH So how did you do on your diet? Let's just say I won't be wearing bikini briefs to the beach anytime soon.

Garfield on 26th February 1995
26th February 1995

STICK 'EM UP! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hee Hee Hee. YAH HA HA HA HO HO HOOOO! pound pound YAHH HA HA HA HA Hee hee hee hee...hoo boy...hee hee Hee..* GARFIELD!

Garfield on 27th February 1995
27th February 1995

Garfield was real grumpy this morning. So I sent him out for a nice walk... Which seems to have done some good! I maimed three squirrels.

Garfield on 28th February 1995
28th February 1995

Hello, fatso. Hello, shredded shirt. -

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