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Garfield on 1st October 1994
1st October 1994

SHRED SHRED SHRED SHRED SHRED SHRED You like my new chair? "New" is hardly the word.

Garfield on 2nd October 1994
2nd October 1994

Z tick tick tick BRRIIIINNG RIIINNNG FLUSK RRRIIINNNnnnnnn nnblub nblub nblub nblub The toilet is ringing! What should I do? Take a message.

Garfield on 3rd October 1994
3rd October 1994

Books are very important. I'm sitting on one to get a better view of the T.V.

Garfield on 4th October 1994
4th October 1994

BOOT! Autumn is here and the dogs are falling!

Garfield on 5th October 1994
5th October 1994

Garfield, I wonder if I've lived any former lives. I doubt it. You're not even living this one.

Garfield on 6th October 1994
6th October 1994

Looks aren't everything, Garfield. There's also personality. Uh, there's always personal hygiene. You gonna floss your way into some babe's heart?

Garfield on 7th October 1994
7th October 1994

I'm back! Of course, I haven't been anywhere, so I guess I'm NOT back. Where am I?

Garfield on 8th October 1994
8th October 1994

Poor aunt Zelda. Overeating did her in. She was at the zoo. Tried to take food from a wolverine. Ouch.

Garfield on 9th October 1994
9th October 1994

** DING-DONG! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK * DING DONG! ** BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK Honey, it's the doorbell again!

Garfield on 10th October 1994
10th October 1994

You don't look well, Garfield. Maybe it was something you ate. As if that would narrow it down. Smart guy.

Garfield on 11th October 1994
11th October 1994

AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! I think you may be coming down with something, Garfield. Gee, Dr. Salk, what tipped you off?

Garfield on 12th October 1994
12th October 1994

Stupid code. Sniff HONK -

Garfield on 13th October 1994
13th October 1994

AH...AHHH...AHHH..* Nothing! Don't you just hate it when... CHOO!

Garfield on 14th October 1994
14th October 1994

How's your cold, Garfield? Great! HONNNK! sniff sniff I'm not so well. But the cold's doing great.

Garfield on 15th October 1994
15th October 1994

Still have your cold, Garfeld? snif Yes. I wish it would go away. What's that old saying mom used to use?..."Feed a cold, starve a fever". In the UBBER hand...

Garfield on 16th October 1994
16th October 1994

POISONOUS SPIDER! Get me a chair and a whip! Get me a ten-gallon drum of bug spray! It's a venom.spewing hairy-legged killer! Or a piece of lint.

Garfield on 17th October 1994
17th October 1994

"Doughnuts are the perfect food, declares doctor". That's the fattest doctor I've ever seen. Not to mention the happiest.

Garfield on 18th October 1994
18th October 1994

Garfield, I hope you don't take this the wrong way... But you're getting as fat as a pig. Fine, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way... And I hope you don't take THIS the wrong way!

Garfield on 19th October 1994
19th October 1994

You have a lot to learn about goofing off.

Garfield on 20th October 1994
20th October 1994

Nobody's home. I hate having to get on my own nerves.

Garfield on 21st October 1994
21st October 1994

Why are you reading when you could be talking to me? ZIP So, read any good books lately?

Garfield on 22nd October 1994
22nd October 1994

COUGH COUUUGH HACK HACK HAAACK HAAACK cough couch HARRRRF hock hock hocccch HACK COUGH You don't care for the outdoors, do you? How's a guy to breathe with all that fresh air out there?!

Garfield on 23rd October 1994
23rd October 1994

click click click click click click Z Z Z Z YAWN YAH Good things come to those who wait.

Garfield on 24th October 1994
24th October 1994

Why hello, Mr. Puppet! How are you, Mr. Puppet? Let me shake your... EEEYUCK! That's Mr. "Tongue" Puppet to you.

Garfield on 25th October 1994
25th October 1994

skrik What do you do when they think up stuff that's not in the instruction manual?

Garfield on 26th October 1994
26th October 1994

Hey, look! Odie and I have been making funny face. If you keep doing that your face will atay like that. NOW you tell us!

Garfield on 27th October 1994
27th October 1994

Ha! Ha!I told you if you made a face, it would stick! GRINK THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Then why am I smiling?

Garfield on 28th October 1994
28th October 1994

Who'd have ever believed if you made a face It'd stick that way? The mothers of the world. Wanna go out with me? EEEEEEEK Thought I might as well have some fun. You're sick.

Garfield on 29th October 1994
29th October 1994

Maybe we can unfreeze our faces if we just relax. SIIIIGH That's better...sort of. My nose is in my coffee!

Garfield on 30th October 1994
30th October 1994

Z Z Boo! Who are you? I'm the ghost of the goldfish you ate last summer. You're kidding. And I'm here to haunt you! Ooooo, I'm so, scared. Along with a few others you've eaten. This could be trouble.

Garfield on 31st October 1994
31st October 1994

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! Correction. Greetings, empty trash cans and a cardboard box!

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