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Garfield on 1st November 1994
1st November 1994

...and so the moose says, "that was no chicken, that was my wife!" KONK! Even the band hates my act.

Garfield on 2nd November 1994
2nd November 1994

Greetings, ladies and germs! Welcome to... tappity tappity tappity SPLOT! The dinner show.

Garfield on 3rd November 1994
3rd November 1994

Fellow cats, please welcome the amazing Zarconi Brothers! MICE!!! Tough crowd. BURP Encore!!

Garfield on 4th November 1994
4th November 1994

Anyone here tonight from out of town? BONK! Hawaii! How nice!

Garfield on 5th November 1994
5th November 1994

Hey, you've been a beautiful audience! clap clap clap clap Just beautiful! Don't ever change, and I mean it! Love ya! Goodnight!... clap clap clap clap Mom clap clap clap clap

Garfield on 6th November 1994
6th November 1994

Look, boys! Pigs! Let's all imitate a pig! Do we have to? Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Very good. Ooo! Cows! Let's be a cow! Moom Moooo Moooo A POSSUM! THUMP! THUMP! Very funny.

Garfield on 7th November 1994
7th November 1994

I'm back from my world travels! Weren't you just in the kitchen? It's the world to ME.

Garfield on 8th November 1994
8th November 1994

I love comedy! Hitting someone with a pie isn't funny. Oh. I love drama.

Garfield on 9th November 1994
9th November 1994

It's impossible not to be cheerful when Odie's around. So I'll leave.

Garfield on 10th November 1994
10th November 1994

WHIRRRRRRRRRR Garfield! What are you doing? Eliminating the middleman.

Garfield on 11th November 1994
11th November 1994

Jon went shopping. He read that women are attracted to men who wear hats. Oh yeah?! Well there are chicks who go crazy for earflaps! A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Garfield on 12th November 1994
12th November 1994

Yes! Exercise! Yes! Just lying here!

Garfield on 13th November 1994
13th November 1994

lap lap lap ODIE! Do not drink my water! GARFIELD! Keep your paws off my potatoes! STOP LICKING MY PORK CHOP! GOBBLE GOBBLE NARF NARF CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! HA! What are you trying to do? Make us sick?

Garfield on 14th November 1994
14th November 1994

You know what we could use around here? Some hilarious high jinks. Would that require getting up?

Garfield on 15th November 1994
15th November 1994

I'm almost completely bored. My foot is having a good time.

Garfield on 16th November 1994
16th November 1994

Do you ever get the feeling that you're missing out on a lot of things? Yes, I do. Is that bad?

Garfield on 17th November 1994
17th November 1994

Sigh. My standards are too low. And don't think I don't appreciate that.

Garfield on 18th November 1994
18th November 1994

Ah, friday night. SPLAT! SPLAT! Looks like I win again, Garfield! Yee-ha. Fun with sardines.

Garfield on 19th November 1994
19th November 1994

Is it boring in here, or is it just you?

Garfield on 20th November 1994
20th November 1994

wind wind wind -

Garfield on 21st November 1994
21st November 1994

Howdy, pardner. A ten-gallon hat on a one-quart head.

Garfield on 22nd November 1994
22nd November 1994

Howdy, Garfield! I am a genuine cowbow! Yee-ha. Let's hit the trail! Right after our sissy hangin'.

Garfield on 23rd November 1994
23rd November 1994

I have the clothes...I have the guitar... I'm Jon Arbuckle, singing cowboy! ** I'm sittin' on my spurs, mama ** First we hang his guitar and make him watch.

Garfield on 24th November 1994
24th November 1994

My new fish is very exotic. When threatened, it expands to fifty times its size. You don't say.

Garfield on 25th November 1994
25th November 1994

Another goldfish eaten. Think of the money I've spent on these things. Really. You could have saved up and bought me a trout.

Garfield on 26th November 1994
26th November 1994

You are way too fat. Unless, of course, you're an elephant. Whoa! Jon thinks I'm an elephant.

Garfield on 27th November 1994
27th November 1994


Garfield on 28th November 1994
28th November 1994

Wow. The same thing is on every channel! click click click click click click The remote is broken. click click click click Get real! what are the chances of that?

Garfield on 29th November 1994
29th November 1994

Coming up next: shows that are three seconds long... For those who like to change channels... But are too lazy to press the buttons! Finally!

Garfield on 30th November 1994
30th November 1994

Today on "Cooking for Cats"...healthy salads! We have our lettuce, our carrots, our tomatoes... And now we add our squirrel. I like organic food.

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