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Garfield on 1st May 1994
1st May 1994

Hey, Garfield, watch me impress the chicks with my mime act. You look like a kitchen match. Ow. Ah, ah, aaah...you're not supposed to talk.

Garfield on 2nd May 1994
2nd May 1994

Life is funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! For some of us.

Garfield on 3rd May 1994
3rd May 1994

Jon has thrown caution to the wind. He has the crazed look of a manliving on the edge. He's wearing his undershirt inside out.

Garfield on 4th May 1994
4th May 1994

Jon's out frolicking with mother nature. RABID MOTH! I warned him...the woman's a maniac.

Garfield on 5th May 1994
5th May 1994

Feeling dull? Want to seem more exciting? Hang out with someone even duller! What is it, Garfield?

Garfield on 6th May 1994
6th May 1994

** ** * * He's never happier then when he's wearing his musical socks.

Garfield on 7th May 1994
7th May 1994

Jon and I had a little disagreement this morning. But I handled it in a mature manner... You broke my crayons! Considering what I had to work with.

Garfield on 8th May 1994
8th May 1994

Garfield on 9th May 1994
9th May 1994

Jon, you look like you're in a bad mood. Was it something I've said? Or was it several things I've done?

Garfield on 10th May 1994
10th May 1994

By golly, I'd like to see less indifference around here! What do you think? Up to you.

Garfield on 11th May 1994
11th May 1994

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! It's no use. We'll never catch that ice cream truck.

Garfield on 12th May 1994
12th May 1994

I have my eye on you. In reference to what?

Garfield on 13th May 1994
13th May 1994

Here comes FATSO! He's not only fat. He's slow. I was referring to you!

Garfield on 14th May 1994
14th May 1994

Beware Of The Beware Of The BARK! BARK!

Garfield on 15th May 1994
15th May 1994

WHAM! PHHHHT!

Garfield on 16th May 1994
16th May 1994

A-one and-a-two... TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY

Garfield on 17th May 1994
17th May 1994

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY BOOO! Okay, who booed?

Garfield on 18th May 1994
18th May 1994

I was born to dance! SLIP Or, maybe I was born to lie here and whimper.

Garfield on 19th May 1994
19th May 1994

tappity tappity tappity tappity TAH-DAHHHHH! SPLUT!

Garfield on 20th May 1994
20th May 1994

And now, the story of a warm and loving cat. ...on "Science Fiction Theater!" Weird. click

Garfield on 21st May 1994
21st May 1994

Kill the mouse! How about if I get him interested in bungee jumping and hope for an accident?

Garfield on 22nd May 1994
22nd May 1994

Look at that cat. Too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. Old Bowser would have made an orange hat out of him. Old Bowser would have made a cat taco with him. Yep, too bad old Bowser isn't here. He was a good dog. I hopethey buried him deep.

Garfield on 23rd May 1994
23rd May 1994

Every time I look at you, you're either eating or sleeping. I'd be happy to choose one and stick with it.

Garfield on 24th May 1994
24th May 1994

Garfield, you weigh too much. I hear you, Jon. I want you to lose weight, and I mean now! Yessir. Where are you going? To a planet with a weaker gravitational pull.

Garfield on 25th May 1994
25th May 1994

Odie! I have a treat for you, Odie! Nice try, Garfield. Garfield? I'm not Garfield.

Garfield on 26th May 1994
26th May 1994

Dessert! The son of dessert: part two!

Garfield on 27th May 1994
27th May 1994

Linda, I'll bet there's nothing you'd rather do than go out with me tonight. Uh-huh... She'd rather swin in piranha-infested waters dressed as a meat loaf. I'll bet you were a close second.

Garfield on 28th May 1994
28th May 1994

Well, mister eating machine. Thanks to your six-hour lunch, you missed dinner. I'll starve!

Garfield on 29th May 1994
29th May 1994

BEWARE OF BOOGA "Beware of Booga"? What theheck is a boo Gulp BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

Garfield on 30th May 1994
30th May 1994

You should exercise, Garfield. I'm already so tired, it doesn't seem necessary.

Garfield on 31st May 1994
31st May 1994

Any chance you might actually move today? An earthquake is always a possibility.

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