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Garfield on 1st March 1994
1st March 1994

I'm going to the kitchen. Don't wait up for me.

Garfield on 2nd March 1994
2nd March 1994

I wonder what it's like outside. It's raining. And blowing.

Garfield on 3rd March 1994
3rd March 1994

I just bought coffee yesterday, and no we're out. Do you know what happened to it, Garfield? Not offhand. But, if you like, I could stay awake for the next three nights to give it more thought.

Garfield on 4th March 1994
4th March 1994

Hey, look! A big, fat, dumb cat! Get out of here, you stupid, ugly tub of lard. Yeah, beat it! Whatever happened to "chirp, chirp"?

Garfield on 5th March 1994
5th March 1994

Kids, don't let this happen to you.

Garfield on 6th March 1994
6th March 1994

SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! When I get angry I just feel like slamming doors. SLAM!

Garfield on 7th March 1994
7th March 1994

Garfield, am I a geek? Yes. Too bad cats can't talk. Yes! Yes! I'm saying yes here!

Garfield on 8th March 1994
8th March 1994

I wish I were looking better. pat pat Now, now. There's no reason for you to do that. I'M the one who should wish you were better looking.

Garfield on 9th March 1994
9th March 1994

Garfield, I've been looking at myself in the mirror. And I have to ask you a question. An I macho? He apparently doesn't notice I have a mouthful of food.

Garfield on 10th March 1994
10th March 1994

I really need to change my image, Garfield. I fully agree. Change can be a healthy thing. You couldn't be more right. We could both stand to improve our looks a little, right? Speak for yourself, donkey face.

Garfield on 11th March 1994
11th March 1994

Women like men who are tall, dark and handsome. Do you think I could be tall, dark and handsome? You sure could. Stand on a chair, turn out the lights, and lie.

Garfield on 12th March 1994
12th March 1994

You know, Garfield... I wish I had a secret identity like superheroes do. Your identity IS a secret.

Garfield on 13th March 1994
13th March 1994


Garfield on 14th March 1994
14th March 1994

* DING TIME TO EAT! Cats don't go "ding". I ate the egg timer.

Garfield on 15th March 1994
15th March 1994

You're fat. And lazy. See? I'm doing the work of two cats!

Garfield on 16th March 1994
16th March 1994

You wait right here, Odie. I'll go get your food. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Garfield on 17th March 1994
17th March 1994

Z It's good to see you on the job. What job? And, where did that hole in the wall come from?

Garfield on 18th March 1994
18th March 1994

Where's my present? I can't bring you something every time I go out. Then why go out?

Garfield on 19th March 1994
19th March 1994

Are you having as much fun as I am? I'm bored. I guess you are.

Garfield on 20th March 1994
20th March 1994

ZOOOOM WHIP WHIP Why do cats do that?! It drives me nuts! You just answered your own question, boopsy!

Garfield on 21st March 1994
21st March 1994

Ever notice how cats are able to blend into the background?

Garfield on 22nd March 1994
22nd March 1994

Here's a ball of yarn to play with. How do you turn it on?

Garfield on 23rd March 1994
23rd March 1994

You cats are lucky you have fur. It keeps you warm and cozy. It also covers up my coiled snake tattoo.

Garfield on 24th March 1994
24th March 1994

Z When cats want someone to wake up, we walk across him. YAAAH! In golf shoes.

Garfield on 25th March 1994
25th March 1994

Cats are creatures of nature. We do things based entirely on...uh... Instinct!

Garfield on 26th March 1994
26th March 1994

Garfield, it's dangerous up in that tree! Not for the graceful cat! At least not for the graceful cat with a parachute.

Garfield on 27th March 1994
27th March 1994

DING DONG ** DING DONG ** Garfield, cats don't ring doorbells when they want in. Fine. scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch Happy now?

Garfield on 28th March 1994
28th March 1994

Boy, am I out of shape. There's only one thing to do. If you can't lose it...belt it.

Garfield on 29th March 1994
29th March 1994

I've lost my library card! I'll form a search party. Right after I finish picking my teeth.

Garfield on 30th March 1994
30th March 1994

Jon hurt his back and can't move. I could get help. Or I could go through his pockets for a change. Get away from me!

Garfield on 31st March 1994
31st March 1994

Ladies and gentlemen...Odie! THUD! Open the door, THEN walk in!

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