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Garfield on 1st June 1994
1st June 1994

I wish something exciting would happen. Not to ME of course.

Garfield on 2nd June 1994
2nd June 1994

Always think before you act. How about if I think and then just lie here?

Garfield on 3rd June 1994
3rd June 1994

I'm thinking seriously of going into the next room. Unless you'd like to bring the room in here. You're worthless.

Garfield on 4th June 1994
4th June 1994

Sigh. Every day is just like another. If you're doing things right.

Garfield on 5th June 1994
5th June 1994

GAR-FIELD! SPLOT! Impressive. Did you catch the triple lutz?

Garfield on 6th June 1994
6th June 1994

Well, look who finally got up. Is it Garfield, or Mister Grumpy? We don't like Mister Grumpy. And Mister Grumpy doesn't like you.

Garfield on 7th June 1994
7th June 1994

BIBUU BIBUU BIBUU BIBUU I hate that, you know! I know.

Garfield on 8th June 1994
8th June 1994

I go to the pet store to buy you something nice. But do you appreciate it?! NOOO! I'M WEARING KITTIE SHOES!

Garfield on 9th June 1994
9th June 1994

So, Linda, I'll meet you there at seven. Me? ...oh, I'm tall and handsome with rippling muscles. I love blind dates! I'll get the inflatable biceps.

Garfield on 10th June 1994
10th June 1994

Hey, Odie, I bought you an automatic doggie door. BEEP ZIP! And I installed it.

Garfield on 11th June 1994
11th June 1994

This looks okay, doesn't it? "Okay" doesn't do that outfit justice. Guess who puts off doing his laundry as long as possible?

Garfield on 12th June 1994
12th June 1994

? click click click click click click click click click click All right, TV... Dance! click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click -Fastest clicker in the west.

Garfield on 13th June 1994
13th June 1994

Wow. I can't believe I'm going to be sixteen. Where did the years go? pat pat pat I think I just zinged myself.

Garfield on 14th June 1994
14th June 1994

C'mon, Garfield, snap out of it. Birthdays aren't that bad. After all, aging is all in the mind. Of course it is. And the mind is the first thing to go.

Garfield on 15th June 1994
15th June 1994

Here, Garfield, you got some mail. Me? Really? It's from my mom. How nice. She chrocheted me a birthday card.

Garfield on 16th June 1994
16th June 1994

Garfield, have you though about what you want for your birthday? A gazillion slave dogs! Since you're turning sixteen it should be something special. World domination! How about a large pizza with everything? Even better!

Garfield on 17th June 1994
17th June 1994

Garfield sure has been upset about getting a year older. Z

Garfield on 18th June 1994
18th June 1994

It's true! I AM getting old! I'm losing my hair! Oh, no! Are you shedding AGAIN?! Oh...yeah.

Garfield on 19th June 1994
19th June 1994

WHAT A SURPRISE! WHAT A SURP SURPRISE!!!

Garfield on 20th June 1994
20th June 1994

Exercise would give you more energy. Thanks for the warning.

Garfield on 21st June 1994
21st June 1994

I bought you a seafood lunch, Garfield. They had a special on ugly fish. Quick, I'm losing my appetite.

Garfield on 22nd June 1994
22nd June 1994

I honestly didn't think you could get any fatter, Garfield. But noooooooo. I was wrong. Don't be so hard on yourself, Jon.

Garfield on 23rd June 1994
23rd June 1994

This is a funny book! Well?

Garfield on 24th June 1994
24th June 1994

Garfield, I bet you're bigger around than you are tall! Hey! Hey! I can't help if I'm short!

Garfield on 25th June 1994
25th June 1994

This has been a pleasant day. No need for Jon to know.

Garfield on 26th June 1994
26th June 1994

All right, Garfield. Let's have it. Spit it out! PTOO splat! C'mon, the rest of it! PTOO tap tap tap

Garfield on 27th June 1994
27th June 1994

It's nice to see you, Garfield. Really? I feel safer whan you're in plain view.

Garfield on 28th June 1994
28th June 1994

Staying cool during the summer is all mental. If you just THINK "cool", you'll BE cool. Of course, others may use different approaches. Do we have any more tape?

Garfield on 29th June 1994
29th June 1994

AH CHOO! snif

Garfield on 30th June 1994
30th June 1994

Odie is thrilled to see me. Okay, he's just thrilled.

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