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Garfield on 1st July 1994
1st July 1994

Uhhh... SPLOOOSH YEEEEEEOOOW! Jon has yet to master the art of dunking.

Garfield on 2nd July 1994
2nd July 1994

Why are your eyes closed? I was in the middle of a blink... And I lost interest.

Garfield on 3rd July 1994
3rd July 1994

slurp slurp slurp lick lick slurp slurp lick lick lick lick lick lick munch munch munch munch munch munch SLURRRRPP! -

Garfield on 4th July 1994
4th July 1994

The mail's here!... And here, and here, and...

Garfield on 5th July 1994
5th July 1994

I love gardening, Garfield. Life springing from the ground! This is great! I ate your seeds!

Garfield on 6th July 1994
6th July 1994

It's raining, and I have to go out. Here's your umbrella, Jon! And here are the holes I cut in it!

Garfield on 7th July 1994
7th July 1994

I just wrote a poem! I just tore up a poem! rip rip rip rip rip I don't do enlightenment.

Garfield on 8th July 1994
8th July 1994

knock knock knock knock knock knock knock CRASH! You're not very patient, are you? Not when I have to wait.

Garfield on 9th July 1994
9th July 1994

Bad news, Jon. No matter how many times I run your blazer through the blender, it just won't make a decent milk shake. Sorry. Why, thank you, Garfield. What's this brass button doing in here?

Garfield on 10th July 1994
10th July 1994

Hm...the little light in the refrigerator has burned out. Thisdinky thing was never bright enough anyway. Better. A snack should help me sleep. GARFIELD!

Garfield on 11th July 1994
11th July 1994

Well, well, well. Keeping busy, I see. That's right. I'm collecting sarcastic remarks!

Garfield on 12th July 1994
12th July 1994

Mailman's here. AIEEEEEEEE! What was that? Well now, possibly there could be a large, unattractive insect in the mailbox...maybe.

Garfield on 13th July 1994
13th July 1994

I'm going to the store. Is there anything you DON'T want? Uh, no. But, thanks for asking!

Garfield on 14th July 1994
14th July 1994

SPLAT! Coffee? Please. Service is getting very slack around here.

Garfield on 15th July 1994
15th July 1994

As far as you're concerned, all I'm good for is feeding you. You say that as if it were unimportant.

Garfield on 16th July 1994
16th July 1994

Boy, am I depressed. I know! I'll invite all my friends to a party! Gee, I was hoping for a bigger turnout. Then next time invite your enemies.

Garfield on 17th July 1994
17th July 1994

rattle rattle Garfield, let me in! C'mon, buddy, unlocj the door. Open the door!! Hurry, before it's too late!! It's toooo laaaaaate. AAAARRRGHHHH! Bunny jammies? With feet?

Garfield on 18th July 1994
18th July 1994

I remember back on the farm, Garfield. Here we go. Family sitting on the porch, voices singing... * OH, STRANGLE ME A CHICKEN...STICK ME A PIG! ** These people need professional help.

Garfield on 19th July 1994
19th July 1994

Hi. By the way, we're out of garlic.

Garfield on 20th July 1994
20th July 1994

What's for supper, Jon? CAT FOOD!? Life is full of surprises! Nobody likes a sarcastic pet.

Garfield on 21st July 1994
21st July 1994

Poor Jon... He's the kind of guy who'll give you the shirt off his back. And there are no takers.

Garfield on 22nd July 1994
22nd July 1994

Garfield, I have a date tonight! I'll alert the media. I have to make a good impression. Then stay home. Should I wear shoes? Been a while, hasn't it Jonny boy.

Garfield on 23rd July 1994
23rd July 1994

I like to think of myself as a role model for you boys. Urf? Yes, that means we get to blame everything on him.

Garfield on 24th July 1994
24th July 1994

klack!

Garfield on 25th July 1994
25th July 1994

Garfield! You ate ALL cupcakes?! You're a greedy pig! You're right. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Like it? It's called remorse without guilt.

Garfield on 26th July 1994
26th July 1994

I love chocolate cake! Love is fleeting.

Garfield on 27th July 1994
27th July 1994

PURR PURR PURR Garfield, are you purring? No, but I think there's something wrong with my chain saw.

Garfield on 28th July 1994
28th July 1994

beep beep boop This phone bill says it all. Hey, nice biceps, big guy! boop beep boop $542.16 for Dial-A-Compliment.

Garfield on 29th July 1994
29th July 1994

I've decided not to order a pizza tonight. RIP! Then what's the point of having a telephone? FLING

Garfield on 30th July 1994
30th July 1994

* RINNG! Hello?... Speaking... Do I own a cat? I have 30 frozen turkeys out on the lawn! No, sir. I do not.

Garfield on 31st July 1994
31st July 1994

! SLAM! -

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