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Garfield on 1st February 1994
1st February 1994

And here's tonight's editorial comment. Arf arf bow-wow bark And now a rebuttal. Meow meow purrrr meow That's telling him.

Garfield on 2nd February 1994
2nd February 1994

Stay tuned for whatever it is we're showing next. As if you had anything better to do anyway... In light of your dreary, empty existence. Sounds good to me.

Garfield on 3rd February 1994
3rd February 1994

Is your cat fat and lazy? Does he do nothing but eat and sleep? So what?! JON! YOU'RE MISSING A GOOD SHOW!

Garfield on 4th February 1994
4th February 1994

The bank's security camera took this picture of the culprit. I thought it was a bakery!

Garfield on 5th February 1994
5th February 1994

Stay tuned for "Watching Paint Dry". Rats! They preempted "Watching Grass Grow".

Garfield on 6th February 1994
6th February 1994

Z Hey! That's MY spot you're lying in, you stupid dog! Z BOOT! NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE BURROW BURROW BURROW NUDGE -

Garfield on 7th February 1994
7th February 1994

Nobody pushes you around, do they, Garfield? Nope. Not without a forklift, anyway! SLAP! Ack! I didn't see that one coming.

Garfield on 8th February 1994
8th February 1994

"The Art Of Sophisticated Humor". BOING SPLUT! "By Binky the Clown".

Garfield on 9th February 1994
9th February 1994

That's enough of that. Uh, I'm not there anymore, Odie.

Garfield on 10th February 1994
10th February 1994

YAWN GULP! YAWN I haven't seen this face in two days.

Garfield on 11th February 1994
11th February 1994

I was reading that. Nobody cares about your past, Jon.

Garfield on 12th February 1994
12th February 1994

See, you roll the socks up like this. Here, you try it. You're not with me on this. Now, let's do the underwear.

Garfield on 13th February 1994
13th February 1994

* Mee mee mee mee mee meeeee ** ** ME-YOWR MEE YOWR MEE YOWR * ** MEEEEeeyooWWRRRR! ** GACK!! THUD! Bet you didn't know I could do opera.

Garfield on 14th February 1994
14th February 1994

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOING BOING BOING I had no idea you could do this on a hardwood floor! Diet time.

Garfield on 15th February 1994
15th February 1994

I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. If you gain any more weight, earth will swing out of its orbit and plunge into the sun. What do you say to that? Pass me adoughnut and turn up the air-conditioning.

Garfield on 16th February 1994
16th February 1994

GET OFF! I CAN'T STAND IT! ARRRRGH! Just practicing. Shaddup.

Garfield on 17th February 1994
17th February 1994

I know Jon said no more snacks. But I had a weak moment. Someone tore the door off the refrigerator! A weak yet intense moment.

Garfield on 18th February 1994
18th February 1994

Life is a constant battle between right and wrong! Good and evil! Cheesecake and diet!

Garfield on 19th February 1994
19th February 1994

NO! NO! HAVE MERCY! Out of the goodness of my heart, I didn't weigh myself today.

Garfield on 20th February 1994
20th February 1994

Z tick tick tick tick Z BRINNNG! 'morning, Garfield. 'morning, Jon. 'morning, Pooky. crunch crunch 'morning, Odie. I gotta get off this diet.

Garfield on 21st February 1994
21st February 1994

I've been dieting. Riiiiight. No, really. Is this a face that would lie? How should I know? I've never seen it.

Garfield on 22nd February 1994
22nd February 1994

Dieting is hard work. But, after several grueling days, I'm happy to report I have slowed my weight gain to a crawl! A small victory perhaps, but a victory nevertheless. You have doughnuts on your breath.

Garfield on 23rd February 1994
23rd February 1994

Hey, scale. How much do YOU weigh? That's none of your business! He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it.

Garfield on 24th February 1994
24th February 1994

I'm glad you agree with my 'no snacks at night' rule, Garfield. Garfield? Are you standing over me with a fork? And about this far from deranged.

Garfield on 25th February 1994
25th February 1994

Good news! I'm happy to report that I have successfully gained five pounds! First time I ever hit a weight goal!

Garfield on 26th February 1994
26th February 1994

Rats! I just finished a 14-day diet, and all I lost was 2 weeks.

Garfield on 27th February 1994
27th February 1994

Hey? What's that ahead? FLEA COLLAR!!! Everybody move to the rear of the cat! My sidney is up there! I'll save him, ma'am. Okay, son, hold on to my antenna. SIDNEY! MOMMY! HOORAY!!! TAIL COLLAR!!! There's a movie here somewhere.

Garfield on 28th February 1994
28th February 1994

Odie GARFIELD All is right with the world.

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