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Garfield on 1st August 1994
1st August 1994

- poke - I had to provoke it.

Garfield on 2nd August 1994
2nd August 1994

Here I am, trapped in a ball of yarn. - My whole life just flashed before my eyes. - And it looked like a junk food commercial.

Garfield on 3rd August 1994
3rd August 1994

I'm reading about ancient civilizations. - Know how they killed their enemies? - Yeah, they gave them a ball of yarn to play with.

Garfield on 4th August 1994
4th August 1994

Now I know why cats are given yarn. - It's nature's way of keeping a balance. - Like a dinosaur falling into a tar pit.

Garfield on 5th August 1994
5th August 1994

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Garfield on 6th August 1994
6th August 1994

- poke - I'll get you for this.

Garfield on 7th August 1994
7th August 1994

- There's ordinary old coffee... - SLUP - YOING! - FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! - WHIRRRRRRR - And then there's "bottom-of-the-pot-sitting-plugged-in-all-day-coffee!"

Garfield on 8th August 1994
8th August 1994

I spend the day doing good deeds. - While YOU didn't move from that spot. - We both made the world a little nicer today. Hey!

Garfield on 9th August 1994
9th August 1994

I should exercise. - Fudge? - You're evil, you know that, don't you?

Garfield on 10th August 1994
10th August 1994

BOOT! - - Hey, Jon. Did you see that line drive?

Garfield on 11th August 1994
11th August 1994

- Garfield left the table in the middle of a meal! - Snack time.

Garfield on 12th August 1994
12th August 1994

- - Out of dust rags, are we?

Garfield on 13th August 1994
13th August 1994

As soon as I get my jacket, I'll be ready to go to the vet, Garfield. Fine. - - Be sure to say hello to me.

Garfield on 14th August 1994
14th August 1994

- - - - - - A-HEM!

Garfield on 15th August 1994
15th August 1994

EIIIIYEEEE!!! I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield! - YAAAAAAHHH!! No fair! - UNNNGH (CHOKE) GAH! Who a re you going to believe? Me, or this stupid talking scale?!

Garfield on 16th August 1994
16th August 1994

You know, there's "fat"... - And then there's "fat-fat"- So what am I? - "Fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-fat-"

Garfield on 17th August 1994
17th August 1994

All right! - I lost a few pounds! And I found them. - I wish that was just an old joke.

Garfield on 18th August 1994
18th August 1994

You're as light as a feather! - - A really, really, REALLY big feather.

Garfield on 19th August 1994
19th August 1994

Go ahead. Give me the truth. I can take it. - Earth's orbit around the sun is slowly deteriorating. One day we'll fall to a fiery demise! - Not that truth. Your sister has mange?

Garfield on 20th August 1994
20th August 1994

Hack! Cough! The weight's too much! I'm a goner! - Lean over, I want to see your face before I go... - Or IS that your face?... This is called justifiable homicide.

Garfield on 21st August 1994
21st August 1994

- I wonder if Jon fixed the toaster? click - KA-CHOINNG! - PWING! PWANG! - YAAAHHHH!! - CRASH! PWING! PWANG! YIPE! - CRAAASHH! Yup.

Garfield on 22nd August 1994
22nd August 1994

- - I just might want to take a picture of something other than you, Garfield. Why?

Garfield on 23rd August 1994
23rd August 1994

I think I'll try the direct approach. - Hop in! - Just a thought.

Garfield on 24th August 1994
24th August 1994

I'm tired. - I'm Garfield. - You look like you're Jon, tired.

Garfield on 25th August 1994
25th August 1994

- I'm creating the illusion of movement. - You need dusting. It's not working.

Garfield on 26th August 1994
26th August 1994

- CHOMP GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF SNARF - I need to get away from you. Burp. How come?

Garfield on 27th August 1994
27th August 1994

Saturday night, and the moon is full. - Out of the night, a cry to all that is wild and free... - LET'S POLKA! I think I'll turn in early.

Garfield on 28th August 1994
28th August 1994

- - dunk dunk - wring wring - -

Garfield on 29th August 1994
29th August 1994

Beware of dog?! Ha! Ha! Ha! - Ooooo. You must be very mean... - Touch, too.

Garfield on 30th August 1994
30th August 1994

Beware Of Bird Oh, really? - PTOO CLANK! - Yes...definitely really.

Garfield on 31st August 1994
31st August 1994

I don't entirely enjoy your company. - Pardon my bluntness. - BEWARE OF THE WILLING-TO-SHARE-HIS-FEELINGS DOG.

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