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Garfield on 1st August 1994
1st August 1994

poke I had to provoke it.

Garfield on 2nd August 1994
2nd August 1994

Here I am, trapped in a ball of yarn. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. And it looked like a junk food commercial.

Garfield on 3rd August 1994
3rd August 1994

I'm reading about ancient civilizations. Know how they killed their enemies? Yeah, they gave them a ball of yarn to play with.

Garfield on 4th August 1994
4th August 1994

Now I know why cats are given yarn. It's nature's way of keeping a balance. Like a dinosaur falling into a tar pit.

Garfield on 5th August 1994
5th August 1994


Garfield on 6th August 1994
6th August 1994

poke I'll get you for this.

Garfield on 7th August 1994
7th August 1994

There's ordinary old coffee... SLUP YOING! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! WHIRRRRRRR And then there's "bottom-of-the-pot-sitting-plugged-in-all-day-coffee!"

Garfield on 8th August 1994
8th August 1994

I spend the day doing good deeds. While YOU didn't move from that spot. We both made the world a little nicer today. Hey!

Garfield on 9th August 1994
9th August 1994

I should exercise. Fudge? You're evil, you know that, don't you?

Garfield on 10th August 1994
10th August 1994

BOOT! Hey, Jon. Did you see that line drive?

Garfield on 11th August 1994
11th August 1994

Garfield left the table in the middle of a meal! Snack time.

Garfield on 12th August 1994
12th August 1994

Out of dust rags, are we?

Garfield on 13th August 1994
13th August 1994

As soon as I get my jacket, I'll be ready to go to the vet, Garfield. Fine. Be sure to say hello to me.

Garfield on 14th August 1994
14th August 1994


Garfield on 15th August 1994
15th August 1994

EIIIIYEEEE!!! I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield! YAAAAAAHHH!! No fair! UNNNGH (CHOKE) GAH! Who a re you going to believe? Me, or this stupid talking scale?!

Garfield on 16th August 1994
16th August 1994

Garfield on 17th August 1994
17th August 1994

All right! I lost a few pounds! And I found them. I wish that was just an old joke.

Garfield on 18th August 1994
18th August 1994

You're as light as a feather! A really, really, REALLY big feather.

Garfield on 19th August 1994
19th August 1994

Go ahead. Give me the truth. I can take it. Earth's orbit around the sun is slowly deteriorating. One day we'll fall to a fiery demise! Not that truth. Your sister has mange?

Garfield on 20th August 1994
20th August 1994

Hack! Cough! The weight's too much! I'm a goner! Lean over, I want to see your face before I go... Or IS that your face?... This is called justifiable homicide.

Garfield on 21st August 1994
21st August 1994

I wonder if Jon fixed the toaster? click KA-CHOINNG! PWING! PWANG! YAAAHHHH!! CRASH! PWING! PWANG! YIPE! CRAAASHH! Yup.

Garfield on 22nd August 1994
22nd August 1994

I just might want to take a picture of something other than you, Garfield. Why?

Garfield on 23rd August 1994
23rd August 1994

I think I'll try the direct approach. Hop in! Just a thought.

Garfield on 24th August 1994
24th August 1994

I'm tired. I'm Garfield. You look like you're Jon, tired.

Garfield on 25th August 1994
25th August 1994

I'm creating the illusion of movement. You need dusting. It's not working.

Garfield on 26th August 1994
26th August 1994

CHOMP GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF SNARF I need to get away from you. Burp. How come?

Garfield on 27th August 1994
27th August 1994

Saturday night, and the moon is full. Out of the night, a cry to all that is wild and free... LET'S POLKA! I think I'll turn in early.

Garfield on 28th August 1994
28th August 1994

dunk dunk wring wring -

Garfield on 29th August 1994
29th August 1994

Beware of dog?! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ooooo. You must be very mean... Touch, too.

Garfield on 30th August 1994
30th August 1994

Beware Of Bird Oh, really? PTOO CLANK! Yes...definitely really.

Garfield on 31st August 1994
31st August 1994

I don't entirely enjoy your company. Pardon my bluntness. BEWARE OF THE WILLING-TO-SHARE-HIS-FEELINGS DOG.

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