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Garfield on 1st October 1993
1st October 1993

My date is very sophisticated, Garfield. And she likes witty men. This fake faucet should crack her up. Subtle, yet disgusting.

Garfield on 2nd October 1993
2nd October 1993

See ya, pal. I'm off to sweep my date off her feet with my charm and wordly ways. THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! We should get a light for those basement stairs...

Garfield on 3rd October 1993
3rd October 1993

dingle * * dingle dingle dingle dingle ** dingle * WHAP! dingle *

Garfield on 4th October 1993
4th October 1993

Z When Jon's asleep, I can do anything I want! Z Z Z

Garfield on 5th October 1993
5th October 1993

YAWN eight hours sleep really zips by. It's tuesday. Whoa! It zipped by three times!

Garfield on 6th October 1993
6th October 1993

I'm not at my best in the morning. Of course, this is afternoon. Which should give you an idea of what mornings are like.

Garfield on 7th October 1993
7th October 1993

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick I'M SICK OF tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick ticktick tick tick

Garfield on 8th October 1993
8th October 1993

I'm going out now! Don't wait up. Ha, ha.

Garfield on 9th October 1993
9th October 1993

Z ZIP How do you HEAR ice cream?!

Garfield on 10th October 1993
10th October 1993

WHAM! By golly, this dog whistle DOES work!

Garfield on 11th October 1993
11th October 1993

It would be wrong to eat that cake. Without a proper alibi. Odie did it.

Garfield on 12th October 1993
12th October 1993

Hey, Garfield, I have a joke for you. HA! HA! HA! HA! Don't you think I should tell the joke before you laugh. Let's not ruin the moment, Jon.

Garfield on 13th October 1993
13th October 1993

It's amazin what one can do with a rolling pin. -

Garfield on 14th October 1993
14th October 1993

If I had a dollar for every cat hair on this rug, I'd be rich! Well, I'm doing MY part.

Garfield on 15th October 1993
15th October 1993

How do you tactfully tell someone their breath is bad? Mint?

Garfield on 16th October 1993
16th October 1993

slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap Thought I saw a mosquito.

Garfield on 17th October 1993
17th October 1993

tap tap tap tap SHOONK EEEEEEEEEEK!!! GARFIELD! And the crowd goes wild!

Garfield on 18th October 1993
18th October 1993

Seeing you happy makes me suspicious. Seeing him suspicious makes me happy.

Garfield on 19th October 1993
19th October 1993

I cn't believe they're showing this movie on TV! "The man who stubbed his toe". I understand there's a lot of adult language in it.

Garfield on 20th October 1993
20th October 1993

If the earth were hurtling toward the sun, what would you do? Eat all the ice cream before it melts! Give me another fun situation!

Garfield on 21st October 1993
21st October 1993

You know, Garfield... You don't know what you've got till it's gone. He knows about the meat loaf.

Garfield on 22nd October 1993
22nd October 1993

I'm not going to do anything today. Except feed you, of course.

Garfield on 23rd October 1993
23rd October 1993

Uh... I forgot what I was going to say. Thank you. That saves me from having to do it.

Garfield on 24th October 1993
24th October 1993

blink poink ZIP thut ARRRRGGGGH!

Garfield on 25th October 1993
25th October 1993

On the count of three, go for the doughnut. One... TWO! Cats can't count.

Garfield on 26th October 1993
26th October 1993

BOOT! BONK! GONK! Odie did it!

Garfield on 27th October 1993
27th October 1993

Someday I suppoes I'll look back on this and laugh. Personally, I think it's pretty funny right now.

Garfield on 28th October 1993
28th October 1993

Garfield, is that you? Yeah. What's wrong? EVEN A CAT CAN HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY, OKAY?!

Garfield on 29th October 1993
29th October 1993

There's an article here about cats. snatch Whay read about it when you can scratch its tummy?

Garfield on 30th October 1993
30th October 1993

PUNT! CRASH! Some things just get better with time...

Garfield on 31st October 1993
31st October 1993

Scary Stories Jon! Jon! YAAAAHH! Garfield! Don't scare me like that! If you want something, just tap me lightly on the shoulder! TAP TAP

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