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Garfield on 1st July 1993
1st July 1993

Cookies FLASH! Traitor!

Garfield on 2nd July 1993
2nd July 1993

Care to enter the contest, Jon? Well, do you? Go away. Guess how many anchovies I have in my mouth.

Garfield on 3rd July 1993
3rd July 1993

Cats are primal creatures. Yep, it's survival of the fittest. I think I'll go wrestle a meat loaf.

Garfield on 4th July 1993
4th July 1993

STRETCH SNAP! OW! Nyme up! Nyme up!!

Garfield on 5th July 1993
5th July 1993

First there was the horrifying "Brain Suckers From Mars". Then it was "Night Of The Living Toad Snatchers". What do you think? Now it's "The Wardrobe That Wouldn't Die".

Garfield on 6th July 1993
6th July 1993

Yup, Garfield, just give me a bow tie. ...a snappy suit. And I'm ready to conquer the world! Don't forget your white flag.

Garfield on 7th July 1993
7th July 1993

Do you think this tie is too ugply, Garfield? Not at all. It's just ugly enough.

Garfield on 8th July 1993
8th July 1993

Garfield, do you think I have too much charm? Absolutely. Assuming "charm" is the name of the cologne you're wearing.

Garfield on 9th July 1993
9th July 1993

Y'know Garfield, I'm getting better looking as I get older! And for good reason. Your eyesight is going!

Garfield on 10th July 1993
10th July 1993

What a strange day. I don't understand it, Garfield. People laughed at my tie all day. Are you sure it wasn't your bunny slippers?

Garfield on 11th July 1993
11th July 1993

O-DIE! munch munch munch munch munch GRRRRRRRR KICK! SPLOT! GRRRRRRRR

Garfield on 12th July 1993
12th July 1993

Did you know it takes less effort to smile than to frown? Especially when you've got one of these masks.

Garfield on 13th July 1993
13th July 1993

CRASH! Did you know the mailman has been working out?

Garfield on 14th July 1993
14th July 1993

Jon, life is full of questions. Who am I? ...what is life's purpose? Why is Odie's tongue stuck in the VCR? I can't look.

Garfield on 15th July 1993
15th July 1993

YAWN! Hey, I did a sit-up! Suddenly I have this urge to make an exercise video!

Garfield on 16th July 1993
16th July 1993

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Garfield on 17th July 1993
17th July 1993

What are you doing? Thanks for ruining it for us.

Garfield on 18th July 1993
18th July 1993

click SLAM! WAAIIIT a minute...

Garfield on 19th July 1993
19th July 1993

Some people actually believe television causes stupiditity... Stupididdle...stupiddy... Not smartness! No kidding.

Garfield on 20th July 1993
20th July 1993

Meow! What is it, boy? Meow! Timmy fell down the old well? You pushed him, didn't you? Meow! You wanna hero?! Get a dog!

Garfield on 21st July 1993
21st July 1993

click And now, bowling for geeks! AH HA! JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS! click click click

Garfield on 22nd July 1993
22nd July 1993

Yes, it slices, dices, chops and shreds! It cuts and cubes! It pulverizes! Selling cats? Yes.

Garfield on 23rd July 1993
23rd July 1993

Hidey-ho, early birds! Groan. Now, the farm report. Doug, there's a dead cow on route four... I hate early morning television.

Garfield on 24th July 1993
24th July 1993

click click click click click click click click click click click click I kind of enjoy it when there's nothing good on. click click click click click click click click click click

Garfield on 25th July 1993
25th July 1993

Sigh. Rats! I just can't get comfortable. * Z

Garfield on 26th July 1993
26th July 1993

push CRASH! Darn, seems I've miscalculated on the Bungee cord.

Garfield on 27th July 1993
27th July 1993

YAWN I'm struggling to stay awake. Why would anybody do that?

Garfield on 28th July 1993
28th July 1993

Wha...?! All my socks have holes in them! Sounds like a job for the masked avengers!

Garfield on 29th July 1993
29th July 1993

Let's see, for dinner tonight, we'll have leftover roast beef... Already ate it. Mashed potatoes... Already ate them. And green beans. Smelled funny, so I gave them to Odie.

Garfield on 30th July 1993
30th July 1993

I had too much butter on my corn on the cob. It was so slippery it got away from me and flew across the room! But I guess you knew that already.

Garfield on 31st July 1993
31st July 1993

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