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Garfield on 1st January 1993
1st January 1993

This year I resolve to sleep no more than eight hours a day! So let's see...eight hours a day times 365, divided by 24...is...121 and 2/3 days! Going to bed? Yup. Wake me on may third.

Garfield on 2nd January 1993
2nd January 1993

It's a beautiful morning! Wake me in the ugly afternoon.

Garfield on 3rd January 1993
3rd January 1993

Have A Nice Day Shut Up And Pour Yes, stamp collecting can be very rewarding... EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! HELP! HELP! MY DATE IS TALKING ABOUT STAMPS! There, there dear...you can sit at our table. Oh, thank you! I collect bottle caps. OHSHUT UP!

Garfield on 4th January 1993
4th January 1993

I'm tired of scratching you, Garfield. scratch scratch scratch Fascinating. scratch scratch scratch

Garfield on 5th January 1993
5th January 1993

bonka bonka bonka bonka bonka bonka THUD! Odie can make good time down the stairs now that they're buttered.

Garfield on 6th January 1993
6th January 1993

Yesterday I filled the cookie jar. Now there's only one left. So what's your excude, Garfield? No excude. I just missed it, that's all.

Garfield on 7th January 1993
7th January 1993

Oops! I dropped my sandwich on the floor. Well, ALMOST on the floor. Nice diving catch, Garfield. Thanks!

Garfield on 8th January 1993
8th January 1993

This is The National Cat Network Now back to our feature presentation... "Lassie Crosses the Freeway". I'm rooting for the trucks.

Garfield on 9th January 1993
9th January 1993

An unguarded hamburger! Cat food! Gotcha.

Garfield on 10th January 1993
10th January 1993

Oh, Gaaaarfieeeeld! scoop scoop pack pack Okay! Your turn.

Garfield on 11th January 1993
11th January 1993

Garfield on 12th January 1993
12th January 1993

I'm looking for a new refrigerator. I see. Anything specific? Do you have any with alarms and a time lock?

Garfield on 13th January 1993
13th January 1993

I love refrigerator shopping! I wonder what this lever does? How convenient.

Garfield on 14th January 1993
14th January 1993

I don't know, Jon. As refrigerators go, I guess it's okay. But, don't they have anything bigger?

Garfield on 15th January 1993
15th January 1993

For the dieter, here's a fridge with a full-length mirroe. Absurd. For the indecisive diner, this one features a peephole. Silly. And for the cat owner...a pet door. Practical.

Garfield on 16th January 1993
16th January 1993

Now this fridge has a 19" TV installed right in the door. And for the hopelessly decadent... A roll away bed! What? No hot tub?

Garfield on 17th January 1993
17th January 1993

Garfield on 18th January 1993
18th January 1993

Monday check. SPLUT! HA! FOOLEd YOU!

Garfield on 19th January 1993
19th January 1993

I am the master of the house due to my superior intelligence! Your pants are on backwards.

Garfield on 20th January 1993
20th January 1993

I'll get it! Hello? ...sorry, he's eating. He can't be disturbed. That was rude? Tell me about it. They always call at mealtime.

Garfield on 21st January 1993
21st January 1993

SWISH! hop hop hop hop

Garfield on 22nd January 1993
22nd January 1993

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Jon had a new shirt. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! He's always like that till he finds all the pins.

Garfield on 23rd January 1993
23rd January 1993

WELL, I THINK I'LL EAT A BIRD! I gotta stop talking to myself.

Garfield on 24th January 1993
24th January 1993

Garfield on 25th January 1993
25th January 1993

This house is full of memories, Garfield. Yup, if only these walls could talk. Yup. They'd say, "get a life".

Garfield on 26th January 1993
26th January 1993

Ever wake up feeling depressed, Garfield? Maybe it's my uneventful life. Or maybe it's because you glued my hand to my face!! Sure, blame me.

Garfield on 27th January 1993
27th January 1993

Garfield, have you noticed how dull and repentitive our lives are? Garfield, have you noticed how dull and repentitive our lives are? Sigh.

Garfield on 28th January 1993
28th January 1993

Let's do something. I thought we were. Something where we move. You lost me.

Garfield on 29th January 1993
29th January 1993

My life stinks. Your life isn't so hot either. Better than yours!

Garfield on 30th January 1993
30th January 1993

I feel blue, Garfield. You doo look depressed. I know! I'll treat myself to a new pair of sweat socks! Oh no! He's contagious!

Garfield on 31st January 1993
31st January 1993

Z Go get the ball, boy! ? PTOOEY!

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