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Garfield on 1st December 1993
1st December 1993

Who ate the lasagna? - - Sometimes I worry about you, Jon. That was a rhetorical question.

Garfield on 2nd December 1993
2nd December 1993

Jon, I want you to know I'm trying to cut down on my insincerity. - - I think he bought it.

Garfield on 3rd December 1993
3rd December 1993

There's a real information explosion going on, Garfield. - So many new things to learn! - You no doubt are referring to the fact that the pizza delivery place has a new phone number?

Garfield on 4th December 1993
4th December 1993

I've achieved "exasperating," and I've achieved "eye-popping". - THONK! - ALL RIGHT!!! "JAW-DROPPING"!!

Garfield on 5th December 1993
5th December 1993

- - - - - - I suppose when you're the first snowflake of the season, you feel obligated to make a flashy entrance.

Garfield on 6th December 1993
6th December 1993

- - Yes, Garfield. I'm aware Christmas is coming.

Garfield on 7th December 1993
7th December 1993

- Christmas is coming. -

Garfield on 8th December 1993
8th December 1993

Decorations, presents, - Caroling, presents, mistletoe and presents. - Six things I love about Christmas.

Garfield on 9th December 1993
9th December 1993

I don't think we'll decorate the house this Christmas, Garfield. Not decorate? ARRRGH! - Know why? - 'cause we're going to the farm! DOUBLE ARRRGH!

Garfield on 10th December 1993
10th December 1993

Garfield, I know you don't want to go to the farm for Christmas, but warm up to it, okay? - HYUCK! HYUCK! HYUCK! - STOP THAT!

Garfield on 11th December 1993
11th December 1993

C'mon, Garfield! We're leaving for the farm! Just a minute... - Hurry up! - What were you doing in there? Leaving Santa a forwarding address.

Garfield on 12th December 1993
12th December 1993

'CAUSE IIIIT'S CHRRRISTMAAAS-TIIIIIIIMME!!! ** - So, what do you boys want to sing next? - Boys?

Garfield on 13th December 1993
13th December 1993

Mom! Dad! Jon! Son! - Doc Boy! - You know I hate it when you call me that. - DOC BOY! MOM! Ah, brotherly love.

Garfield on 14th December 1993
14th December 1993

Son, you and Odie can take this old room. - What about Garfield? Don't worry about Garfield. - Garfield will take THIS room!

Garfield on 15th December 1993
15th December 1993

Dinner's ready. - All right, MOM! - Eight kinds of potatoes! slap A personal best!

Garfield on 16th December 1993
16th December 1993

Here's you, Jonny, in the first grade. Awwww. - And here's Doc Boy running maked through the soybeans. When was that taken? - This summer. AWWWWW.

Garfield on 17th December 1993
17th December 1993

There's something special about Christmas on a farm. - Something unique, that you can't get anywhere else. - Such as Christmas cookies shaped like farm implements.

Garfield on 18th December 1993
18th December 1993

We're visiting Jon's family for Christmas. - It's peaceful here on the farm. - C'mon, Garfield! We're going to play "touch the udder". And weird.

Garfield on 19th December 1993
19th December 1993

lookout! Ow! Stoppit! - WOOAAAHHH!!! CRASH YOU BOYS STOP THAT FIGHTING AND GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!! - What am I going to do with you two? Why don't you plug them in?

Garfield on 20th December 1993
20th December 1993

sniff sniff sniff sniff - Christmas is in the air! - And hot from the oven! Cookies are ready!

Garfield on 21st December 1993
21st December 1993

Hey, Doc Boy, you look like a sissy in those teddy bear pajamas. - Ar leas I don't look like a geek in bunny pajamas. - Bears! Bears! Bears! Bunnies! Bunnies! Bunnies! Tell me they were adopted. I don't know. I was out at the time.

Garfield on 22nd December 1993
22nd December 1993

Hey, everybody, I'm back with a Christmas tree! - Did you chop down a good one, Doc Boy? You bet! And it was eeasy to find! - Gee, son, that looks just like the tree in our front yard. I get the feeling that's what made it so easy.

Garfield on 23rd December 1993
23rd December 1993

Attention! Dad is going to give his annual holiday reading of "Binky, the Clown wo saved Christmas!" - So everybody gather around real close! - Okay, who drank the garlic nog?

Garfield on 24th December 1993
24th December 1993

What are you boys doing, waiting up for Santa? - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! -

Garfield on 25th December 1993
25th December 1993

I don't know, we've got the tree, the lights, the presents...but something's missing. It doesn't quite seem like Christmas yet. brappa brappa brappa brappa - brappa BRAPPA BRAAAAAP CRASH! - HIYA, SWEETIES! GRANDMA! Now it's Christmas.

Garfield on 26th December 1993
26th December 1993

Sigh. - Good-bye, Christmas. - Good-bye, Christmas tree... - Good-bye, lights, good-bye, tinsel... - Good-bye, presents, good-bye, wrapping paper... - Good-bye, mistletoe... - HE-LLOOOO LEFTOVERS!!!

Garfield on 27th December 1993
27th December 1993

Ah, a new year approaches! Full of hope! Full of promise! - THUD! - Full of mondays.

Garfield on 28th December 1993
28th December 1993

Have any new year's resolutions, Garfield? Why, yes. It's not to do... - TWAAAANNG! THIS anymore! - GARFIELD! I dobt I'll keep it, though.

Garfield on 29th December 1993
29th December 1993

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT - - I've decided against pursuing a career in egg juggling.

Garfield on 30th December 1993
30th December 1993

Garfield is choosing his wardrobe for the new year's party. - No, no. The polka dots just aren't you. Try the stripes. - Perfect.

Garfield on 31st December 1993
31st December 1993

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!! BLAAAAT! - December - ...eve!

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