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Garfield on 1st August 1993
1st August 1993

tap tap ? tap tap -

Garfield on 2nd August 1993
2nd August 1993

Hey, Jon, what's new? My life stinks. I said, what's NEW?

Garfield on 3rd August 1993
3rd August 1993

Sad... I don't have anything better to do than this. I think I was just insulted.

Garfield on 4th August 1993
4th August 1993

I don't think Jon's ever been more boring. I ever tell you about my aunt Edna's ingrown hair? Yes! He's over the top!

Garfield on 5th August 1993
5th August 1993

Oh, boy, a letter from home! Yep, you can always expect good news from home! Hey! Cousin Ed's forehead's clearing up! Get me out of here!

Garfield on 6th August 1993
6th August 1993

Garfield, would you say I'm witty? I would if you paid me. For good you could be hilarious.

Garfield on 7th August 1993
7th August 1993

If Jon's personality was any less colorful, he'd be invisible. Right, Jon?

Garfield on 8th August 1993
8th August 1993

Back just a little... Okay, now, a little to the left... Now come forward a few steps... Scoot over a teense to the right... Now forward again...a liiittle more... Perfect! Now don't move! Z

Garfield on 9th August 1993
9th August 1993

This cereal makes sounds when you pour on milk. AAOOOOGAH! Aaoooogah? Let's hope it tastes better than it sounds.

Garfield on 10th August 1993
10th August 1993

tick tick tick tick Z RII I have a hammer. tick tick tick tick Z

Garfield on 11th August 1993
11th August 1993

Garfield, I was cleaning the basement. Please explain. You found the sacred burial ground!

Garfield on 12th August 1993
12th August 1993

Have you noticed one of Odie's ears is longer than the other?

Garfield on 13th August 1993
13th August 1993

WHANG! SPLOT! Let's not be forgetting who's the center of the universe here, pal.

Garfield on 14th August 1993
14th August 1993

You're disgusting, Garfield. You claw the furniture, eat all the food, chase the dog, shed everywhere... And you're selfish. What do you have to say to that? I saved you a bite of fern.

Garfield on 15th August 1993
15th August 1993

Okay, Odie. Now get on my shoulders. Hey, kid, is that your nose, or did you inhale a cantaloupe? SLURP! swipe MOM! Yo! The old lady on the park bench with the bag of peanuts.

Garfield on 16th August 1993
16th August 1993

What are those mice doing in our house, Garfield?! Thy're giving away t-shirts!

Garfield on 17th August 1993
17th August 1993

You know, Garfield, cats are supposed to eat mice. I think you have mice confused with tuna. See? All gone.

Garfield on 18th August 1993
18th August 1993

Garfield, a mouse just stole some cheese! Should I be chasing this mouse or something? I mean, what kind of cheese are we talking about?

Garfield on 19th August 1993
19th August 1993

Squeak! Fine! Just let him walk by! He knew the password.

Garfield on 20th August 1993
20th August 1993

Jon hired an exterminator. sqeak sqeak Heeeeere, mousey, mousey. He went with the lowest bidder.

Garfield on 21st August 1993
21st August 1993

Is it my imagination, or are mice getting smarter?

Garfield on 22nd August 1993
22nd August 1993

Garfield on 23rd August 1993
23rd August 1993

BUMP! Ha! Ha! Ha! I mean, oops!

Garfield on 24th August 1993
24th August 1993

I've decided to give you a cat treat, Garfield! All right! Here you go. So by "cat treat," you don't mean a a car?

Garfield on 25th August 1993
25th August 1993

Do you have to stand there and shed while I'm eating? Not at all. You shed, I'll eat.

Garfield on 26th August 1993
26th August 1993

No! No! I won't eat your food! You can't make me! Oka! Okay! Have it your way! Bully.

Garfield on 27th August 1993
27th August 1993

If anybody needs me, I'll be in the next room. Sound asleep. In other words, if anybody needs me, though.

Garfield on 28th August 1993
28th August 1993

Has it occured to you that I want to be alone? Yes, it has.

Garfield on 29th August 1993
29th August 1993

* dingle grrrrrrrrrr BARK ARF ARF BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF ARF THUD! Sigh.

Garfield on 30th August 1993
30th August 1993

I'm goin gto the kitchen to bake 40 dozen cookies! And fix yourself a little something!

Garfield on 31st August 1993
31st August 1993

Each of these cookies contains only one raisin. Okay, I'll try one. -

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