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Garfield on 1st November 1991
1st November 1991

I wish I had a little piece of land... Abot a mile long, and an inch wide. Yessir, my very own spaghetti farm.

Garfield on 2nd November 1991
2nd November 1991

Thought I heard a doughnut.

Garfield on 3rd November 1991
3rd November 1991

RING*** * RRING! * Meow? Meow meow meow Here, it's for you. Meow?

Garfield on 4th November 1991
4th November 1991

Which way did the mouse go? He went that way! Just curious.

Garfield on 5th November 1991
5th November 1991

Guests are a pain. First they defile my water dish... Then they want a tow.

Garfield on 6th November 1991
6th November 1991

Never fear, Jon, no mouse will ever get your cheese while I'm around! No siree. Sigh

Garfield on 7th November 1991
7th November 1991

You would be more convincing if you were moving. He's onto us.

Garfield on 8th November 1991
8th November 1991

Watch out for the mouse. Riiiight. You know, Jon, Brazil must be lovely this time of year.

Garfield on 9th November 1991
9th November 1991

I see the "strange mice" are back.

Garfield on 10th November 1991
10th November 1991

You lunch looks better than mine. I want to sit there! Your end of the couch looks more comfortable than mine. Oh, sure, hog the floor!

Garfield on 11th November 1991
11th November 1991

Boy, do I need a shave. BZZZZZZZ Wait a minute! Whaaa?I forgot I was a cat, okay?

Garfield on 12th November 1991
12th November 1991

Enjoying the fire, Garfield? Yup. Kind of makes me wish we had a fireplace there.

Garfield on 13th November 1991
13th November 1991


Garfield on 14th November 1991
14th November 1991

Z I thought you were cutting down on your naps! I am! I'm taking two four-hour naps instead of four two-hour naps.

Garfield on 15th November 1991
15th November 1991

Ah, the industrious ant...always working. SPLAT! Take a break.

Garfield on 16th November 1991
16th November 1991

Today on "Animal Kingdom," we go in search of... The house cat. Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty... There's nothing worse than a low-budget animal show.

Garfield on 17th November 1991
17th November 1991

Ahem... Z This is a dog. Z And this is a dog whistle. Z Observe. Z fffff It emits a sound discernible only to lower life forms. Now this...is a dog trumpet. poing!

Garfield on 18th November 1991
18th November 1991

Garfield, why aren't women attracted to me? HEY! THAT'S MY BINKY THE CLOWN CUP! SNATCH! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! I think I've isolated your problem.

Garfield on 19th November 1991
19th November 1991

I remember my first kiss. Edna Radsnick...we were on her front porch. The moon was full...the moment had arrived...we embraced... Our braced locked...she screamed... That's more like it.

Garfield on 20th November 1991
20th November 1991

Garfield on 21st November 1991
21st November 1991

* I have a date. With the bearded lady, or the alligator girl?

Garfield on 22nd November 1991
22nd November 1991

I read the most fascinating article the other day... Good, Jon! Appeal to her intellect! Did you know there are microscopic crawly things living in your eyebrows? I have to go home now. Take me with you.

Garfield on 23rd November 1991
23rd November 1991

Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun...your eyes are like limpid pools of blue... Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. Rats. Should've skipped the nose and moved right to the lips.

Garfield on 24th November 1991
24th November 1991

tap tap tap Overture whirrrrr First movement scoop scoop Second movement SPLOT And now, the grand finale! GULP! ENCORE! ENCORE!

Garfield on 25th November 1991
25th November 1991

You've heard of the "Fountain of Youth"? SIP Meet the next best thing!

Garfield on 26th November 1991
26th November 1991

And now the continuing saga of Jon's diary. Monday: "Dear Diary, The dawn of a new week. The possibilities are limitless." Tuesday: "Dear Diary, Today I got my lips stuck in the blender."

Garfield on 27th November 1991
27th November 1991

Why was I created, Garfield? What is my purpose in life? SPLOT! To give other shope?

Garfield on 28th November 1991
28th November 1991

Welcome to "Lying around with Garfield". Today's topic, the joy of ceiling watching. You are worthless. Now, let's stare at a light fixture.

Garfield on 29th November 1991
29th November 1991

Garfield, we're going to the park. Whoopee You know the rules. No flower stomping... And... Yeah, yeah, no swan maiming.

Garfield on 30th November 1991
30th November 1991

I'm depressed, Garfield. I need something to lift my spirits. BOOT! GARFIELD! HEY! IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME!!

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