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Garfield on 1st July 1991
1st July 1991

Ready or not, here I caome! I see you, Garfield! I gotta go on diet.

Garfield on 2nd July 1991
2nd July 1991

Garfield, I bought you a diet book. I know. I've already lost two pounds! To be more specific, I lost the book.

Garfield on 3rd July 1991
3rd July 1991

Today is the first day of your diet, Garfield. Promise me you won't cheat. C'mon, promise me! Oh, very well. I promise.

Garfield on 4th July 1991
4th July 1991

Job's got me on a grapefruit diet. How silly... KAWHANG! ...yet effective.

Garfield on 5th July 1991
5th July 1991

Here you are, Garfield. As per your diet, a small salad. Hey! Where's the French bread?! Needed a crouton.

Garfield on 6th July 1991
6th July 1991

Gee, Garfield. I feel terrible eating in front of you, what with you on your diet. Here you go, Felly. -

Garfield on 7th July 1991
7th July 1991

Sigh Jon's had me on this diet, like, forever. Hey! What the...?! YAAAAHHHH!!! YAAAH!!! YAAAHH!! What is it, Garfield? Something wrong with your feet? Feet?...Feet?...Those are feet?! Hey, and I bet those wiggly things on the endare toes, right?

Garfield on 8th July 1991
8th July 1991

YEEEK!!! I HATE cold feet!

Garfield on 9th July 1991
9th July 1991

I'm depressed, Garfield. Just look at this gut. Thanks. Anytime, Skinny.

Garfield on 10th July 1991
10th July 1991

Cats like to survey their territory. My territory has dandruff.

Garfield on 11th July 1991
11th July 1991

Sleeping makes me hungry. And eating makes me sleepy. Life is good.

Garfield on 12th July 1991
12th July 1991

Coming up next, "The Cat Nature's Smart Aleck". What's on? Nothing that would interest you, bean brain.

Garfield on 13th July 1991
13th July 1991

I should stop picking on Jon. I sure do enjoy breathing! How nice. He has a hobby.

Garfield on 14th July 1991
14th July 1991

RRRIIIINNNNGGGGG Sigh Do you know why I love you, Garfield? You're so unpredictable. RIP! SPLAT! ZIP BOOT! WHAM! Me and my biig mouth.

Garfield on 15th July 1991
15th July 1991

Garfield, I really don't enjoy looking at your grumpy face every morning. You should start each day with a smile. That's a pretty tall order. Couldn't I start with a smirk, and work my way up?

Garfield on 16th July 1991
16th July 1991

FISSSS zit zit zit zit FISSSS zit zit zit zit Stupid automatic sprinklers.

Garfield on 17th July 1991
17th July 1991

It's noon, Garfield. You've got that big hand, little hand stuff down cold, don't you? Do you realize you slept the entire morning? I did? Thank goodness it wasn't wasted.

Garfield on 18th July 1991
18th July 1991

? What are you doing? Waiting for the pancake to come off the ceiling.

Garfield on 19th July 1991
19th July 1991

Should I kick Odie off the table, or shouldn't I? What do you think, foot? BOOT! I'll take that as a "yes".

Garfield on 20th July 1991
20th July 1991


Garfield on 21st July 1991
21st July 1991

tooey Z Uh-oh...here it comes! scoot scoot scoot scoot BUMP! Oh, no! I'm trapped! There's no escape! AAARRRGGHHH! Garfield, what happened?! Morning found me again.

Garfield on 22nd July 1991
22nd July 1991

Get off my lap, Garfield. I never get to drive.

Garfield on 23rd July 1991
23rd July 1991

Garfield! See that seat belt? We're not going anywhere until you use it! Yessir. Let's hit the road.

Garfield on 24th July 1991
24th July 1991

There, Garfield, Don't you feel safer now? I guess the seat belt is okay. But this shoulder harness...

Garfield on 25th July 1991
25th July 1991

Hey, kids, don't forget to buckle your seat belt when you get into a car. And once you've mastered that... Don't forget to unbuckle it.

Garfield on 26th July 1991
26th July 1991

I need more legroom. CLICK-CHUNK Put the seat back up, Garfield.

Garfield on 27th July 1991
27th July 1991

Hmmmm... My seat belts need tightening. Oops. This is yours.

Garfield on 28th July 1991
28th July 1991

HICCUP! DINNER! bonk! bonk! bonk! toink! toink! DONK! wooga wooga wooga wooga wooga Some assembly required.

Garfield on 29th July 1991
29th July 1991

A letter from mom, Garfield! Nothing like news from home to lift our spirits! Dear Jon, the chicken died. Probably from boredom.

Garfield on 30th July 1991
30th July 1991

Boy, am I bored. Hey, Garfield, let's go the the store and try on socks! Every time I think I've hit bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.

Garfield on 31st July 1991
31st July 1991

Odie is a mixed breed. His mother was a beagle. And his father was a brick.

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