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Garfield on 1st January 1991
1st January 1991

CLANG! CLANG! Wake up! Fix me breakfast! Whew! Look at those eyes! You should get to bed earlier. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, TOO!

Garfield on 2nd January 1991
2nd January 1991

These post-holiday blues are really getting me down. There's gotta be something to celebrate.! flip flip flip BLAT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ISAAC ASIMOV!

Garfield on 3rd January 1991
3rd January 1991

It's been over a week and Odie still hasn't opened his Christmas present. Oh well, he'll figure it out one of these days. I think you overestimate him.

Garfield on 4th January 1991
4th January 1991

Hey, lardo, have you considered trimming down this year? Yes, I have. WHEN THEY INVENT LIPOSUCTION FOR CATS!

Garfield on 5th January 1991
5th January 1991

CHOMP GOBBLE GULP SNARF GOBBLE SMACK GOBBLE GULP MUNCH sniff sniff sniff sniff -

Garfield on 6th January 1991
6th January 1991

Garfield on 7th January 1991
7th January 1991

Okay, Jon, this is the way it's going to be. I'll paint a line on the floor. Everything on your side is yours, and everything on my side is mine. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen.

Garfield on 8th January 1991
8th January 1991

YAAH! YAAH! AIIIEEEEE!! AAAAHHHH!!! Just practicing in case we ever run out of food. You have too much free time, Garfield.

Garfield on 9th January 1991
9th January 1991

Garfield, what are you going to do about this mess? Besides take a bow.

Garfield on 10th January 1991
10th January 1991

PUNT! You have to admire the guy for working without a net.

Garfield on 11th January 1991
11th January 1991

I really enjoyed our date, Suzanne. May I have a lock of your hair to remember you by? She says she'll shave her head if I stop calling. Go for it.

Garfield on 12th January 1991
12th January 1991

SPLOP! Breakfast in bed.

Garfield on 13th January 1991
13th January 1991

Beware Of Dog Beware Of Appetite YAWN brrrrr p-p-p...pu...-pu... pu-pu-pu-p-p-p-p-pu-pu-pu-purrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr... WHEEZE! sputter sputter P-P-P-P... GASP WHEEEEE... sigh Sometimes it's hard to get your motor running ona cold morning.

Garfield on 14th January 1991
14th January 1991

Z -Z TURN

Garfield on 15th January 1991
15th January 1991

boot! Hmmm...too much topspin.

Garfield on 16th January 1991
16th January 1991

Putting on a little weight, Garfield? What makes you say that? Hello, rescue squad? I have a cat stuck in my doorway. Have them pick up a pizza on the way!

Garfield on 17th January 1991
17th January 1991

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Garfield on 18th January 1991
18th January 1991

I wonder what my fortune cookie says. "A tall beautiful blonde will change your life". Gee. Jon, there's an eleven foot woman at the door with a chain saw.

Garfield on 19th January 1991
19th January 1991

Good evening, for my first selection I will sing the opera "Carmen" in B flat. Ahem...may I have a B flat, please? *

Garfield on 20th January 1991
20th January 1991

fling! Rats! I missed. poo! FWING SPLAT! He loves any kind of attention as long as it's attention.

Garfield on 21st January 1991
21st January 1991

I've put the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator where Garfield can't reach it. -

Garfield on 22nd January 1991
22nd January 1991

Hate it...hate it...hate it... click click click Hate it...hate it...hate it... click click click Enjoying yourself? Hate it...yep...hate it... click click

Garfield on 23rd January 1991
23rd January 1991

Who wants to lick the icing? I do! SLURP! ...out of the bowl? Oh.

Garfield on 24th January 1991
24th January 1991

Wouldn't you like to go out and get some fresh air, Garfield? Not really. Could we have it delivered?

Garfield on 25th January 1991
25th January 1991

Which is smarter, the dog, or the tree stump? Let's find out. Who want's to fetch Jon's old, stinky sweat sock? Another of nature's mysteries solved.Did you know that pets are good for exercise? BURP -

Garfield on 26th January 1991
26th January 1991

I just love making snow angels. He just loves making snow angels.

Garfield on 27th January 1991
27th January 1991

GARFIELD! GARFIELD! DINNER! ZIP! BURP

Garfield on 28th January 1991
28th January 1991

Jon! Garfield! Door! Sidewalk! Street!

Garfield on 29th January 1991
29th January 1991

I've got a cramp in my hand. What should I do? Scratch me.

Garfield on 30th January 1991
30th January 1991

I reckon it's part of a cat's nature. It can't be helped. Sometimes I just HAVE to lie here and do nothing.

Garfield on 31st January 1991
31st January 1991

Look out. I can't stop. BUMP Thank goodness you survived. You had quite a head of steam built up there, Garfield.

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