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Garfield on 1st August 1991
1st August 1991

Want to hear about my nap? Z Z It may be boring, but it's all the world to him.

Garfield on 2nd August 1991
2nd August 1991

What would you say is my best character trait, Garfield? Your ability to order pizza. And I'm not just saying that. pat pat

Garfield on 3rd August 1991
3rd August 1991

We're out of cat food. You'll have to eat dog food, okay? I suppose you know I'm outraged. Poor little fella.

Garfield on 4th August 1991
4th August 1991

Are you boys quite done?

Garfield on 5th August 1991
5th August 1991

Garfield on 6th August 1991
6th August 1991

Here we are overlooking the Grand Canyon. nudge We lose more tourists that way.

Garfield on 7th August 1991
7th August 1991

Garfield, I'm home! SLAM! Was that the refrigerator door? Sure, greet me with accusations.

Garfield on 8th August 1991
8th August 1991

Garfield, how do you explain this? When I was young I swallowed a basketball. You're a pig! It's been digesting for years.

Garfield on 9th August 1991
9th August 1991

Jon bought me a new diet food. Looks like serious stuff. It's called "Hey, Fatso. Eat this!"

Garfield on 10th August 1991
10th August 1991

While people sleep, cats are busy. Prowling, singing, hunting... ARRRRGH! ...painting the kitchen.

Garfield on 11th August 1991
11th August 1991

SIGH It's no use. I can't sleep. Z Z Z

Garfield on 12th August 1991
12th August 1991

I spent our vacation money, Garfield. It had better been on something edible. SOOOOooooooo LET'S POLKA!! Now I know what "justifiable homicide" means.

Garfield on 13th August 1991
13th August 1991

And now, a traditional folk song. * Oh when I'm gone...bury me deep... ** ** 'cause there's wolverines reported in the area... * The accordeon dies tonight.

Garfield on 14th August 1991
14th August 1991

See, Garfield, I roll all my socks into little balls! Now they can be filed according to the color, length, material and pattern. You just don't care, do you?

Garfield on 15th August 1991
15th August 1991

Beware Of Fence -

Garfield on 16th August 1991
16th August 1991

You're one of a kind, Garfield. Why, thank you. At least that's what the entire human race is hoping. I hate you.

Garfield on 17th August 1991
17th August 1991

Hmmmmm...I wonder what's in this bowl? BOO! YAAHHH! The tuna surprise.

Garfield on 18th August 1991
18th August 1991

Okay, what would you turkeys like tonight? Shall I sing? SPLUT! Tall jokes? BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! Dance? tappity tappity tappity tappity

Garfield on 19th August 1991
19th August 1991

MEYOOO-WRR-MEEE-*YOUWRRR!! MEEE SPLUT! KONG! BLAT! IS IT MY FAULT THIS FENCE HAS LOUSY ACOUSTICS?!!

Garfield on 20th August 1991
20th August 1991

tappity tappity tappity It's much safer down here in the orchestra pit.

Garfield on 21st August 1991
21st August 1991

**MEY-OOORRR-MEEE-YOWWWW MEE-YOWRR!! Stand-in! KONK!

Garfield on 22nd August 1991
22nd August 1991

Here's a note only a cat can hear. * It's so high it can shatter paper.

Garfield on 23rd August 1991
23rd August 1991

Hey, what an audience! You've been good listeners, good sports... SPLUT! And good aims...

Garfield on 24th August 1991
24th August 1991

What a night! Was I ever on a roll! I must have had seventeen curtain calls! According to the shoe count.

Garfield on 25th August 1991
25th August 1991

Si-gh. We had a cat back on the farm. Here we go. He was a good old cat. And a great hunter. Whenever he caught a mouse, he'd bring it to the house. Sort of an offering from pet to master. I miss those days.

Garfield on 26th August 1991
26th August 1991

Garfield. GARFIELD! I'm not in right now. If you'd care to leave a message, wait for the beep...

Garfield on 27th August 1991
27th August 1991

Welcome to "Cats Watching Television". HI, MOM!

Garfield on 28th August 1991
28th August 1991

* TWEEET CHIRP-CHIRP CHEEEP ** BABY, BABY! * Evrybody wants to be in the show business.

Garfield on 29th August 1991
29th August 1991

If I do this regularly, I'll live longer! WHAM! But don't you think running into the door every day will offset the benefits of the exercise?

Garfield on 30th August 1991
30th August 1991

Garfield! I'm back from the snatch GULP! Hardware store. Poo! CHONG!

Garfield on 31st August 1991
31st August 1991

Z Z His ballerina dream. Z

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